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Shocking!

I went to pick a pupil up a couple of weeks ago – he lives right in the centre of Nottingham. On my way through the city I hit traffic around the Trent FM Arena. This was due to the fact that Torvill and Dean’s ice show was on that night.

Now, I could start a whole new topic about the average age of the people going to this show, and the fact that being of that age somehow gives you the right to stop on yellow lines with strict No Waiting restrictions, right in the middle of busy multi-lane one-way systems during rush hour. But that isn’t my point.

Anyway, I picked up my pupil, and before we drove away I said to him that we weren’t going anywhere near the city centre because Torvill and Dean were on at the Arena, and the traffic was bad.

He said: “Who are Torvill and Dean?”

I couldn’t believe my ears. He had never heard of them. He justified this by saying that he knew about things from his own lifetime, but not before – but I still found it shocking, and I still wind him up about it.

To make matters worse, I was telling the story to a Pass Plus pupil a week or so later, and she’d not heard of them either. Better still, she said “Are you into ice dance then?” Bloody cheek! I can’t stand it, but I know who Torvill and Dean are.

I mean, what is the world coming to when young people haven’t heard of things that happened before they were born? Some of the best films and funniest comedians lived, worked, and sometimes died, long before I was born – but I still know of them, and I knew of them long before the Internet.

And it’s the same when it comes to music. Rush – who, behind only the Beatles and Rolling Stones, are the band with the most consecutive gold and platinum albums of all time – are totally unknown to most pupils. Last year, one chap (who was into rock music) had never heard of them, but when I gave him some of their stuff he was just blown away. He played it to one of his friends who said “I just can’t believe I’ve never heard of these.” At least I got a couple of converts out of it, though.

But anyway, I refuse to accept it is a sign that I am getting old. It’s just further evidence that young people are getting dumber – at least as far as history goes!

EDIT 19/05/2010: And it gets worse. Another one last night hadn’t heard of Torvill and Dean, either. The problem of ignorance amongst today’s youth is a bigger problem than anyone realises.

Leisure Time As An ADI?

A reader has asked how I get any leisure time when my diary is open between 8am and 10pm 7 days a week. Perhaps this explanation will also help others who are wondering about becoming ADIs.

It hinges on the fact that work is never guaranteed or 100% reliable – and this is especially true when you first start.

When I qualified some years ago it was my intention to cast my net as widely as possible to get as much work as possible as quickly as possible. So for the first year I was covering almost all of Nottinghamshire and the south-east side of Derbyshire (including Derby itself). It worked, but I dropped Derbyshire and some of the north Nottinghamshire postcodes because it was getting increasingly difficult to get from one pupil to the next, especially when they were at opposite ends of my geographical range. But this is a partial digression.

The fact is that you can have 50 hours or more in your diary one week (and it does happen) and only about 20 hours the next. It’s just the way it is. The full weeks are just those where everyone wants a lesson at the same time and no one cancels, the quieter ones are where people just don’t book or you get cancellations (colds and flu, exams, holidays, Christmas, and so on). It averages out somewhere in between.

So, looking at the situation on the one hand, you have a wide open diary and people can book anywhere between 8am and 10pm Monday to Friday. More often than not (and with judicious diary management), you can get them to book 10-12 in the morning, 2-4pm, and 6-8pm or times thereabouts. Seven days of 6 hours gives you a 42 hour week, but you are more likely to get a few empty slots and so you’ll end up doing between 30-40 hours. This is on average, mind you. On a good (depending on how you look at it) week, you’ll get people wanting lessons who have to fit in around whoever is already booked, so you might get some early lesson in and book the others at 11-1. Or someone might have booked 7-9pm, which then frees up another 2 hour slot in the afternoon which then gets snapped up. It’s those kinds of weeks which give you the 50+.

On the other hand, though, the weeks where people cancel or just don’t book for some reason give you free time which is paid for by the other weeks.

I also blank out whole days when I feel like it (and before they are booked) and pupils have no trouble shifting around those. For example, I have a day off next week because I just felt like one. And I had one last week, and the week before. It’s just not a problem.

Although my diary is open 8am until 10pm, I have worked as late as 11pm and midnight before (so I could do a Pass Plus session in the dark around midsummer). I also sometimes start as early as 6.30am if a pupil has an early test booked and lives a little way out (done several of those during the winter). I also have a current pupil who originally preferred 7.30am lessons before college, but now does 9am instead.

Now, I am not a morning person – but I will do this simply because if I say ‘no’ then I might lose the work. To be honest, nowadays I could afford to say ‘no’, but the effect on my reputation might be a longer-lasting problem (good or bad), so I just do it. I enjoy it, anyway.

This job is not a 9-5 Monday to Friday affair. If you become an ADI and do it like that then you can expect to earn a little pocket money at best, but not a living – I think this is one reason why so many instructors are suffering. They just don’t give the customers what they want, so the customer finds someone who does.

So that’s basically it. Once you are established you can nudge pupils to fit in around your own availability – but you will always have to be flexible because sometimes they can’t be. If you stick rigidly to set hours you will always end up losing some work that you’d otherwise get (two of mine have recently said “my last instructor couldn’t do weekends” – so he (x2) lost them, and I got them!) I also see instructors boasting about how they tell the pupils when they can have lessons and have fixed slots in their diaries – all well and good until a pupil comes to you who finishes work at 3.45pm and so doesn’t fit into your 2-4 or 3-5 slot; but like I say, I get plenty like that. Some weeks you’ll be snowed under, others you’ll have free time.

The free time isn’t regular or predictable – not in large chunks, anyway – but it is there. You can book weeks off for annual holidays if you plan lessons and tests well ahead, but you must never let a pupil down (and you must realise you get no income at all for those weeks)

The big question is whether you want a job like this. And only you can decide if you do!

Professionalism

I noticed one of the Google ads that keeps cropping up on the right side of this blog trumpets:

Drving (sicInstructors Wanted

If you’re going to advertise, at least check the spelling on your advertising copy!

Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes (other than those on the Google ads) in this blog are typos, and I blame the computer.

Windows Update

I normally have Windows set to automatically install updates, but for some reason I just had a quick look to see if any were pending.

Internet ExplorerThere was one.

It is listed as an “Important Update”, so it would have been automatically installed tonight. It is described as providing a browser choice for EEA users – explained in greater detail here. In a nutshell, the idiots in Brussels have argued that including Internet Explorer with the Windows Operating System is anti-competitive and have forced Microsoft you provide this bloody update which gives you a choice – via an add-on – that you always had anyway.

It is worth pointing out that when I worked in tech support, one of the many, many potential problems users could create for themselves (apart from buying a Mac) was installing software simply because they could. Browsers were no exception – you’d get some middle-aged comedian (on more than one occasion, various of my relatives have fallen into this category) who decided he was an expert, and who’d read that it was cool to hate Microsoft, install Firefox or Opera, and then not be able to use his antiquated machine which hadn’t had a clean install since Windows 95 was first released.

Anyway, I am perfectly happy with Internet Explorer, so I right-clicked the update and chose to “hide” it. I am presuming that it will remain hidden (and completely uninstalled) unless I choose to “unhide” it and install it.

Hairdresser Killed By Peroxide Leak In Car

I heard this on the radio, then found the news story.

Obviously, it is tragic. What caught my attention was that Smooth Radio (in one of its rare periods of broadcasting something other than silence or adverts superimposed over the news) reported that her parents “blamed the accident on peroxide that had leaked in her car “. Indeed, if you Google the story, you’ll be inundated with such headlines as: “Tragic hairdresser killed in hydrogen peroxide explosion “, “Hairdresser Killed As Bleach Blows Up Her Car “, “Hairdresser killed as bleach bottle catches fire “, and so on.

It seems a little unfair to point out that it was the cigarette she lit which caused the fire and not the peroxide. Mind you, the parents are asking that other hairdressers be made aware of the risks – presumably about peroxide, and not smoking when you are driving.

Smoking whilst driving is far more of a risk than having hydrogen peroxide leak into your car.

Just to clarify a point: hydrogen peroxide is an oxidising agent. In itself, it isn’t flammable (it is classed as non-flammable), but it provides a source of oxygen which makes other things much more flammable than normal.

Still a real tragedy, but it’s important to make sure that the blame is doled out appropriately. But it does tie in with the news this week about banning smoking in cars.

Moneygrabbing Vandals (Update)

A couple of months ago, I wrote about the damage that had been caused by some moneygrabbers to a large expanse of trees in Toton, Nottinghamshire. They’d done this without any warning whatsoever, and the destruction was total. They had the weakest excuses imaginable – it would have been far easier to have admitted they wanted to build on the land and make money out of it, but they obviously were not the kind of people to do that in any way which was above board.

(I have to admit that I have a real issue with anyone who thinks that cutting down trees or shrubs is classed as ‘maintenance’. ‘Maintained’ woodland is virtually sterile, as far as natural wildlife is concerned. It’s like saying a zoo represents true wildlife.)

Well, a reader has sent me a copy of a letter which has been sent out by the Forestry Commission to the many people who complained and campaigned for reparation. It says:

TREE FELLING – TOTON SIDINGS, NOTTINGHAMSHIRE

With reference to your letter expressing concern over the recent tree felling at Toton Sidings. The Forestry Commission has fully investigated this matter and has concluded that the trees were felled illegally. We will shortly be issuing a restocking notice. The details of this, in relation to tree species and planting location, are currently being worked upon.

Yours sincerely

Neil Riddle
Grants & Regulations Mananger
East Midlands Region

This is what you would call “a result”. I have also since found that it is covered by This Is Nottingham as a news story. Entertainingly, a certain political party – which isn’t currently in power – is also on the case, but it is worth pointing out that what the people who live there have achieved has absolutely nothing to do with that political party or its attempts to win votes. If it had been left to them, we’d perhaps be due for a letter to be sent to the Forestry Commission sometime before the end of the next decade – especially since their spokesperson, Anna Soubry, says:

“Toton Borough Councillor Marilyn Hegyi has met with a senior officer at Broxtowe Borough Council and it is believed the Forestry Commission will not be able to prosecute the owners as the wood as it is not big enough.”

Just goes to show what value can be had from the Conservatives, eh?. If you want something doing, don’t ask them to do it!

But back to the main topic: I wonder if the halfwits who cut the trees down will be prosecuted?

Spatial Awareness

When you are a driving instructor, one of the big problems you have to try and overcome with many of your pupils is their lack of awareness of what is around them. We teach them to look in the mirrors, but do they actually see what is in them? Unfortunately, they often do not, and you have to develop this basic skill to the best of your ability.

In learners, lack of awareness can partly manifest itself as changing lanes without looking (especially on roundabouts), or pulling out in front of traffic that is obviously coming straight at you (again, especially on roundabouts). For these reasons, an instructor has to be fully focused at all times to prevent dangerous bad decisions.

But passing the driving test is absolutely no guarantee that someone is going to drive safely or legally. It is definitely no guarantee that a new driver has the required awareness of what is going on around them – particularly behind them.

I saw two incidents today which illustrate this. The first was in Ruddington village, where the main street is a notorious bottleneck, especially where someone parks a 4×4 on yellow lines near to the Post Office, and also outside Grices Electrical – where parking on one side forces the road to a single lane. If traffic heading into Ruddington outside Grices keeps coming through (and it doesn’t have right of way since the parking is on its side), then the build up of traffic trying to get out blocks the road outside the Post Office, and everyone gets gridlocked. And this is exactly what happened today when some idiot outside Grices kept flashing traffic  through, oblivious to the chaos forming behind them.

The second incident was tonight, when I was going to pick up my last pupil for a 7pm lesson. Traffic was heavy because of at least two problems on major roads out of the city, and much of it was taking a detour along Bath Street towards the A52 at Trent Bridge. As a result, traffic was at a standstill down Bath Street and on to Huntingdon Street. Now, there is a small roundabout near Huntingdon Street and traffic was already backed up on to that – preventing vehicles going the other way from getting into St Anns. But this didn’t stop a silver VW Polo ( reg no. W331 OCH ) flashing another car on to the roundabout to block it, when that other car couldn’t go anywhere anyway – and neither could the Polo and those behind it now that the roundabout was blocked!

How these people manage to get their licences is beyond me. Goodness knows how they fare in normal life if they are as stupid as they seem to be behind the wheel!

You Never Know What’s Around The Corner

Just happened to catch this situation today whilst driving down a country lane in Bunny:

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I did the right thing: stopped and turned off my engine. The sheep were incredibly well-behaved.

The driver bringing up the rear said he doesn’t use dogs because they cost more to feed than the 4×4 does.

(This was playing with my new in-car camera in 720p/60fps mode – motion blur is reduced, but you get a bit of outer-edge distortion)

Adeel Ayub: Certified Dickhead

Another one from the Daily Mail today – has to be seen to be believed. Take a look at this video:

Adeel Ayub filmed himself – or rather, had himself filmed (who was the accomplice?) – causing significant damage to the Asda store where he worked. He is shown causing damage to food, urinating in a bin (and the suggestion he also urinated in the fridge), slashing furniture, and damaging other stock and equipment.

He was given the maximum term possible by magistrates (its only 2 months, but he was shocked because he wasn’t expecting anything like that).

His lawyer, Manny Anwar-Qureshi said:

I don’t think the sentence is proportionate to the crime.

He was very remorseful and has grown up a lot since the incidents.

He was stitched up by other people. I am very surprised at the sentence given the crimes were four years ago.

You can see him making High Court Judge in a year or two, can’t you?

But back to Ayub… he can’t really be all there, can he? It makes you wonder how you can possibly share the same DNA with someone like this. I mean, you just can’t get your head around the fact that this kind of vermin even exists! He has grown up a lot? He’s 30, for God’s sake – which means he was 26 when he did this. Grown up? What was he before – a vegetable?

It serves him right he has gone to jail. The only possible downside is that he is already overburdened with an attitude problem and that is bound to develop further, because this kind of person never accepts blame for things like this.

Another Tattooed Tool

Remember Kimberley Vlaminck, who had her face tattooed then tried to blame it on the tattooist?

Look at this nutcase. He’s had spectacles tattooed on to his face!

Specs Tattooed On Face

How can anyone have such low self-esteem to want to do something like this? I mean, he looks a mess already, with his other tattoos, so the glasses don’t make that much difference, but… what a berk! What will he look like when he’s 60?

You can see a whole gallery of his procedure on Flickr.

EDIT 27/02/2010: This is proving quite a popular post. I’d feel more comfortable, though, if I could be sure that most of the people searching for it weren’t thinking “WOW! That’s cool – must do something like that myself”.