Category - ADI

To Be National, Or Not To Be National?

Bill Plant Logo - Removed by Request
As the article was critical towards them, Bill Plant demanded I remove their logo

I notice from this weeks ASA Rulings that Bill Plant had lodged a complaint against The AA’s claim to be the “only national driving school using fully-qualified instructors”.

When I read it, I remembered that it had occurred to me a few times recently that Bill Plant was now using “only fully-qualified instructors” as a strapline on most of its cars. No problem with that, though their website does come across as a little hypocritical when it explains the differences (i.e. the weaknesses) between ADIs and PDIs. Apparently, it made the switch around 2011/12, but before that time it was happy to send PDIs out to new pupils.

I don’t have a problem with the PDI system as such – everyone has to learn somehow, and the PDI route is one way which has helped a lot of people (I didn’t go that way myself, but a lot of people do). The problems that exist with it arise largely from the lesson payment structure, with many PDIs using it as a way of making money while they are learning and charging whack, but not knowing how to teach properly and – in many cases – not being good enough to become ADIs in the end. The hapless pupil loses out either by being left without an instructor, or by being taught ineffectively or even inappropriately, having been charged full-price for the privilege. Often, both. But I digress.

Bill Plant’s ASA claim was centred on the assertion that they were also a national driving school using fully qualified instructors, so the AA’s claim to be ‘”the only” one was false. Since Bill Plant does not seem to be making such a claim for itself yet, this seems to have been a bit of an advanced preparation exercise on its part.

The adjudication makes interesting reading – certainly with regard some of the numbers. Apparently, the AA has over 1,800 liveried cars, whereas Bill Plant has “over 500” (from its own Facebook page). The AA had used Bill Plant’s website to check for lesson availability in various places and concluded that there was no instructor coverage in at least 15 post code locations. The AA used its own coverage data with 1,800 instructors to argue that Bill Plant (with only “over 500”) could not provide national coverage. Their research suggests that Bill Plant is unable to provide coverage to at least 11% of the population, meaning a “national” claim was not valid.

But this is where it gets very interesting. Upon investigation, the ASA deduced from Bill Plant’s instructor records that at least one instructor was expected to cover an absolutely huge postcode area in order to “provide coverage”, and some of the names provided for certain postcodes didn’t appear “on the full instructor database” (I’m assuming that means the ADI Register) at all.

Bill Plant doesn’t cover Northern Ireland. It argued that this was irrelevant, since the UK ADI qualification system is different to that in NI. The ASA confirmed with DVTNI that the qualification processes are identical and licence transfer was easy.

The claim by Bill Plant was not upheld. The ASA ruling also makes it clear that Bill Plant is not a “national” school – which no doubt damages its short-term plans.

Personally, I wonder why companies do this to themselves – particularly the part where there appears to be some “creativity” regarding instructor names and the areas they cover. If you’re offering lessons in an Audi (not the most economical car to run), offering “5 for £56” and “first lesson free”, and charging several pounds less than the going rate in any given area, you are not going to stay in business long if you have a lot of travel between lessons (i.e. cover large postcode areas). So any such coverage claims for an individual just have to be suspect. Likewise, with the Bill Plant instructor names given to the ASA not appearing on the Register – you can only realistically conclude one thing from that.

Edit: I’ve removed the Bill Plant logo at their request. They disagree with the article. It’s a shame – it was being used in a legitimate reporting situation.

No Entry Means… No Entry!

On the subject of pathetic drivers, I was on a lesson last night and we were driving through the city centre. We’d got to the end of Huntingdon Street Y734 VGE - Black Ford Focuswhen all of a sudden the traffic was at a standstill in the left lane.

It was because some imbecile (Black Ford Focus, reg. no. Y734 VGE) had stopped to turn left into Nile Street – which is clearly marked with No Entry signs because it is a one way road. To make matters worse, someone wasNo Entry Sign coming out of Nile Street and couldn’t emerge because of the traffic overtaking the queue we were in caused by the idiot who’d started it all. So it was a gridlock situation in the left lane.

There’s more than one problem with the people who do these kinds of things. To start with, some of them know what they’re doing is wrong – they’re just arrogant tossers who don’t give a damn. Others are so appallingly bad at driving that they genuinely don’t see road signs, and if they do there’s no guarantee they understand them. And even after all that – in a situation like this one, where it is obvious you can’t go that way when there’s someone blocking the mouth of the road – they’re just too stupid to work it out.

Still, as we finally managed to get past, I pointed out to my pupil the No Entry sign. So at least it provided a further valuable learning topic for the lesson.

Turning Right At Traffic Lights

One of my pet hates is when I am at traffic lights waiting to turn left or go straight ahead, and the twat on the opposite side turning right decides that he FG56 YPA - Silver Vauxhallsomehow has the right of way. It happened today with a Vauxhall Cavalier (I think), reg. no. FG56 YPA.

What annoys me most, I guess, is how they put their heads down and refuse to make eye contact afterwards (assuming they use their mirrors when driving in the first place, of course). They know they’ve made a bad decision, but are too stupid to learn from it.

On the roads these days there’s a lot of monkey-see-monkey-do behaviour. I get it with some of my pupils, when they start following cars in front (or signal when they do), and I have to point out how dangerous it is, especially when they go out on their own. A good example is the speed bumps along Shelton Street in St. Anns in Nottingham. I can remember when one or two people started driving in the middle of the road to try and avoid them – and within a few months you had every idiot driver doing it, even when traffic was coming the other way.

It’s the same with this traffic light problem. It’s far worse in certain areas – the rough places, where everyone has six kids and owns a Staffie. It used to be only the boy racers or young pillocks who did it (like the one I mentioned above), but it’s got to the stage where even the more “normal” – but horrendously even-less-gifted drivers – do it. Their judgement is appalling.

GPS Speedometer App

Ulysse Speedometer ProThis is an old article. Nowadays, my dashcam has a speed readout as a screensaver and is far more useful. However, you may find this app useful.

A while back I wrote about an app I was using on my Android phone called SpeedView. However, my new HTC One superphone is running on Jelly Bean (4.1.2), and SpeedView doesn’t work on that.

After a bit of scouting I found another app, and this one is even better. The screenshot on the left shows the main screen, which consists of the main speed display, a compass, and various stats such as distance travelled and average speed. It also has an altimeter. It’s called Ulysse Speedometer, and there is a free and pro version available.

You can customise the display to show more or less of the available dials, and it also has a HUD feature for projecting on to the windscreen. It’s very stable – I trialled it on the free version before I bought it – and it has integrated navigation with Google Maps. It picks up loads of satellites.

The interface is slick and professional, allowing you to alter the colours of the dials and text, and their respective brightnesses easily.

The pro version only costs 99p, and it doesn’t have the adverts at the bottom. You can get it (and the free version) from the Android Marketplace. It’s definitely worth having, particularly if you have a problem reading the speedo from the passenger seat, or if you want to record lesson mileage.

Nissan, Mazda, Honda, Toyota Recalls And Driving Tests

An email alert from the DSA advises that the listed vehicles will not be accepted for test unless you can produce a letter proving that remedial work under the manufacturer’s recall has been carried out.

The full details of which vehicles are involved are given in the embedded link, here. The following vehicles are affected:

  • Mazda 6
  • Honda Jazz
  • Honda CR-V
  • Honda Stream
  • Honda Civic Coupe
  • Toyota Corolla
  • Toyota Picnic
  • Toyota Yaris
  • Toyota Camry
  • Toyota Avensis
  • Toyota Avensis Verso
  • Toyota Lexus SC430
  • Nissan Almera
  • Nissan Almera Tino
  • Nissan Terrano
  • Nissan Navara
  • Nissan Patrol
  • Nissan X-Trail
  • Nissan Pathfinder (imported)

All vehicles registered between 2000 and 2004 with registrations W, X, Y, 01, 51, 02, 52, 03, 53, and 04 are potentially affected.

It was only announced a few days ago that this recall was taking place, and any responsibility for the problems which arise from it are down to whoever supplied the faulty airbags which are at the bottom of the whole issue. The DSA is not to blame, and it has responded quickly – and quite correctly – to the situation. If a fault is deemed serious enough to warrant a recall, and if it involves airbags or brakes, the DSA would be on dangerous ground if it allowed tests to go ahead, irrespective of how many have unknowingly gone ahead since 2000/2004.

I notice on certain forums that the usual people have already got their daggers buried up to the hilt in the DSA’s ribs over this. Judging by what they’re saying, these ADIs just don’t have a clue about recalls and the legal situation with regards the DSA conducting tests in vehicles with proven faults. They think they do, of course. But they don’t.

The Learner And The Lost Rabbit

When news is slow you have to start scraping the barrel a bit. This seems to be what happened in Scotland with this report.

Jerry - Lost RabbitIt came in on the newsfeed because it contains the terms “pupil” and “driving instructor”, and so would have been sent to recipients worldwide. This hot-off-the-press story reveals how a driving instructor and her pupil rescued a rabbit (or “bunny wabbit”, as I suspect it may have been translated at the time) that was apparently wandering towards a road. The Scottish  SPCA is looking for the owner.

And that’s the complete story. The rabbit wasn’t suspected of money-laundering or crowd violence at football matches or anything. He wasn’t on the police most-wanted list. There is nothing else. But it seems to have been justification for sending a paparazzi round to the lock-up he was being held at.

Mind you, the photo cracked me up for some reason. I think it was a combination of his floppy ears, his expression – and the fact that they actually sent someone to get his picture (even if he IS cute). His name is Jerry, if you’re interested.

Driving Examiner Strike: 5 April 2013

An email alert from the DSA urges candidates to attend tests as normal in spite of the pending strike action of 5 April.

Remember that a previous strike was called off, so anyone who cancelled their test did so needlessly. And the last strike passed totally unnoticed at my test centre – all examiners were working normally.

Not all examiners are stupid enough to be members of PCS. Of those that are, they’re not all THAT stupid that they get involved in strike action. Therefore, many tests will go ahead normally.

Audi And Vauxhall Vectra Drivers Exposed

Very old post. But still completely relevant – if not more so.

A reader sent me this link to an article in the Daily Mail. It identifies Audi drivers as the worst in the country at parking (it forgot to include “at driving” too, but I guess that there’s no point stating the obvious).

Anyone who has been following this blog (or the monthly ADI News version) will know that I don’t have much time for Audi drivers. As long ago as 2008 I had begun to identify them as an exclusive bunch, i.e. exclusively a bunch of prats. When we had the first white stuff back in January this year there was an article in the newspapers about a jackass in an Audi who had deemed it “amusing” to drive at 70mph in thick snow, having cleared a tiny 8-inch porthole to look out of, and with almost a foot of the stuff on his car covering all the lights and other windows. Stories like this keep the fires well stoked.

It comes as no surprise to learn that Audis (and therefore their drivers) have been officially identified as the worst parkers by a mile.

There are two obvious reasons for this, which the news story doesn’t elaborate on. Firstly, the typical Audi driver is an arrogant pillock who doesn’t give a toss about anyone else. Secondly – and aided immeasurably by that first thing – the typical Audi driver is also devoid of any tangible driving skills.

Audis are the car of choice for the average male chav if he can afford one. Immediately, therefore, you have a mind-set whose sole purpose is to go faster than everyone else, with no regard for speed limits, and yet with almost no experience with which to be able to read normal road situations, let alone read them at speed.

One of the things I cover on lessons is what signs to look for when reading the road ahead. Dealing with buses, for example, would include subtle signs like:

  • has the bus only just stopped?
  • has it been there since it came into view?
  • is it still signalling left?
  • have the brake lights just come on?
  • is it signalling right?
  • are the hazard lights on?
  • are there people getting on or off?
  • how many?
  • is someone with a pushchair getting on or off?
  • what time of day is it?
  • how many times has the bus stopped so far?
  • and so on

By considering these sorts of things it can help drivers decide whether to go past the bus or not. And it’s the same when dealing with other road users. Questions like: does the driver in front look elderly? Is the driver messing around with something on his passenger seat? And my favourite: is it an Audi?

That’s because you can virtually guarantee that NO Audi will stay behind you – even on a single carriageway, and even if you’re driving at the speed limit. On multi-lanes, if you make the mistake of getting into the outside lane – otherwise known as the Audi lane – then you’re going to get either tailgated until you move, or overtaken on the inside. I think Audi must write this sort of behaviour into the vehicle handbook, or make it a condition of owning one.

DSA: ADI Check Test To Be Replaced From April 2014

An email alert from the DSA announces that from April next year, the Check Test will be changing to operate to the guidelines in the National Standard For Driver And Rider Training document. The new system will also require that people conduct a real lesson with a real pupil – no role play option.

As you can imagine, out in Instructor Land this has set the cat among the pigeons – and that’s before they’ve even cottoned on to the fact that this is where client-centred learning (CCL) comes into it. I’m also dying to see how those instructors who miraculously cannot conjure up a pupil to coincide with their Check Test (and yet who are always apparently fully booked in between times) get round the “no role-play” issue.

Mixed Messages, Or What? New Book Reckons You Can Learn To Drive In 24 Hours

This came in on the newsfeeds. A driving instructor has published a book which claims to teach people to drive in 24 hours.

In the article, the most bizarre list of contradictory nonsense is put forward, with the instructor Driving for Dummies - mocked up cover, not the one for the actual bookin question claiming to take a “totally different approach” to learning to drive. He says that he “listens to his pupils” and “cut[s] out red tape”. He claims that he lets them know from day one that he “is their friend, not their superior”. And it’s incredible that he’s stayed in business for so long if he’s always followed the mantra about them paying as little as possible.

I love it when someone takes something that is really simple in terms of the skills needed – like learning to drive – and then tries to take “a totally different approach” to teaching it. It’s like wanting to travel from London to Scotland – most people would foolishly believe that this involves driving North, but then some comedian like this guy comes along and that you should drive South instead! It’s just a pointless complication.

The reality is that it doesn’t matter how much of a “friend” you think you are to your pupils, you are still taking money off them and providing a service – and that’s above and beyond the fact that there is usually a 30+ year difference in ages. The average youngster doesn’t consider “old” friends to be very cool at all.

Instructors have business relationships and not “friendships” with their pupils. If a cheaper deal comes along, most of them will be off like a cat in a rainstorm. No amount of perceived “friendship” will hold on to them.

Of all the people I’ve ever taught, I remain in regular contact with just one of them (even though he’s a Chelsea supporter). I’ve lost count of the number of my ex-pupils who have seen me in the street over the years, or in the local supermarket, and who have tried to pretend they haven’t if they’re with their mates (one of them even did it while I was still teaching her). It’s the immature mind-set of most teenagers, and anyone who thinks that they’re a genuine “friend” is just deluding themselves.

You can learn all there is to know about driving in a few hours, just like you can learn all there is to know about playing the guitar by reading a book in a day. But learning how to drive properly – or play guitar – takes longer. MUCH longer.

Driving instruction is about teaching people what to do, and how to do it properly through practice. By definition, practice results in experience, and experience takes time. Certainly more than 24 hours.

If you cut out the practice, you’re putting people on the road before they are ready. But maybe this is what this instructor means by “cut[ting] out red tape”.

Edit: I’ve noticed a lot of people finding this page having searched for “driving for dummies”. Come on, people! Even if there was a book with that title it wouldn’t help you. I made that image above myself as a joke.

The only book that comes close is Driving: The Essential Skills. But don’t think that it will teach you how to do the basics – the only way to learn that is to practice in a real car.