A Fifth Of Young Drivers Are Uninsured

According to GoCompare, almost 20% of young drivers are driving around uninsured. About 80% of them are “fronting” – using insurance in the name of a parent when they are the main drivers. I’ve written about fronting before.

As unpalatable as it may be, fronting amounts to not having any insurance. If you had an accident, the insurer would refuse to pay out because the insurance would be void. The study also found that a quarter of young drivers struggled to be able to afford to run the car at all, and a third got financial help from their parents. A third also used other people’s cars, imagining themselves to be covered if they had an accident.

When you add it all up, I’d estimate that over half of young drivers are clearly too stupid or too arrogant to deserve a licence in the first place.

Father Of The Year Nomination (Irish Entry)

This is the reaction of an Irish father to the news that his son had failed his driving test. Be warned that it contains swearing and phrases that some might find objectionable (especially that crazy woman from Manchester).

It’s worth pointing out that most of the Irish people I’ve ever known have sounded like they wanted to punch my lights out, even when they’re being friendly, so bear that in mind as you watch it.

Cyclist And Audi Driver Road Rage Video

This one is doing the rounds on the newsfeeds and in the media. I’ve linked to the YouTube version because it isn’t screwed up with stupid 30-second ads which papers like the Mail insist on putting in.

[EDIT: As is typical with the halfwits who are involved with these things, the video is no longer available]

It concerns a cyclist’s video of a road rage incident in Farringdon, London. The Audi driver is obviously a prat, but as I’ve pointed out many times before, that’s just evolution at work – it goes for virtually all Audi drivers. However, the cyclist is also clearly seated on that rung on the evolutionary ladder that is typical of his kind.

The Audi shouldn’t have encroached on the forward area to start with. For that, he is at fault. However, the cyclist who opened his big mouth – and who ended up getting punched – was hardly without blame. Let’s face facts: he actually started the road rage incident in the first place because the Audi would just have driven past and that would have been the end of it. By shoving his face into the Audi he initiated the whole affair that developed, and he certainly precipitated the outcome with his subsequent behaviour and language. Indeed, the group he was part of appeared to be deliberately trying to ride in the way of traffic instead of staying to the left, and he was hardly out of the way of following traffic as he veered all over the road in his attempts to catch up with the Audi. This is standard cyclist behaviour, unfortunately: they consider themselves more important than motor vehicles.

As I say, the Audi was wrong. The Audi passenger/driver who punched the cyclist was wrong. But the cyclist was in the wrong, too.

Drivers are required to stop at the first line of the cycle forward area. A large number don’t – just as an equally large number encroach on single stop lines at traffic lights when there’s no camera (taxis are by far the worst culprits there). Encroaching on the forward area unnecessarily is bad driving.

But, then again, cyclists are also bound by rules which they ignore. Many just ride through traffic lights whatever colour they’re on. They’re hardly the angels they’d have you believe that they are.

However, this article in The Independent makes interesting reading. It seems that more and more motorists are fitting dash-cams. The article gives an interesting comment:

Jeremy Clarkson got a flavour of what will happen when he tweeted a picture earlier this month of a cyclist “taking the lane” as he drove behind him in Chelsea in his Range Rover. Clarkson said the cyclist “hurled abuse at anyone who overtook”. He later wrote that he received “a cacophony of abuse from people saying that I was somehow to blame, that they had reported me to the police for taking the picture and that I was basically a bastard for driving a car, on a road”.

This is exactly the point I have been making about cyclists for a long time now.

Test Pass: 1/2/2014

TickWell done to James, who passed first time today with just 3 driver faults. A few weeks ago his need to pass went from “before summer” to “by February 14th” as a result of some upcoming interviews. Part of me hates these sorts of deadlines, but the other part enjoys them (it depends on the pupil, though).

James has been a good – albeit sometimes frustrating – pupil to teach. His desire to demonstrate to me that he knew where we were at all times by asking where we were going before I could give directions sometimes drove me up the wall, particularly when we were trying to deal with a junction and his attempts to demonstrate his geographical awareness distracted him and he didn’t slow down soon enough or change gear.

Still, it means all my passes this year have been first timers, with my overall pass rate being at 60%.

Driving Instructor Has 15% Pass Rate. So What?

This story in the newsfeeds is the result of a Daily Mail freedom of information (FOI) request. For anyone who doesn’t know, an FOI request results in a bunch of numbers that Daily Mail editorial staff don’t understand, which are then published for a readership that understands them even less. That readership includes many other driving instructors, judging by the indignation I am hearing from various places.

The story starts by stating that a female instructor in West Yorkshire has a 15% pass rate over a three-year period. One of her pupils has failed 27 times. Sorry, a “staggering” 27 times, in Mail hack parlance.

The article then states that she is working in an area which has previously been shown to have the “worst learner drivers in the UK”. It adds that three other instructors from the area are among the top 12 worst in Britain. It mentions a male instructor in the region with a 23% pass rate, and two females who have each taught pupils who have failed 17 and 19 times respectively.

Continuing on it’s tangled path, it then adds that earlier this year Heckmondwike – in West Yorkshire – was shown to have five of the worst learners in the country (all female). One of these took the test 34 times, and two others took it 32 times. The remaining two took their tests 29 times. However, four other West Yorkshire residents were also among the top 20 worst learners. A male learner took 30 tests, while three women took 30, 31, and 32 tests respectively.

It isn’t clear what point the Daily Mail is trying to make, as it leaps from one set of figures to another. It even finishes the article by referring to a Hampshire instructor with a 17% pass rate, and a Mancunian one who has a pupil who has failed 18 times.

The DSA quite clearly states in the story:

The pass rate of a driving instructor is no reflection of their teaching standard.

‘Instructors may not have trained the candidate but only presented them for the test. Others focus on training candidates who have difficulty in learning to drive.

The Mail has skipped over this. As usual, most Mail-reading driving instructors have not even seen it through the red mist that descended after reading the headline.

Since I have been doing this job I have noticed that people from certain groups show a strong tendency to want to go for their driving tests when – certainly in my opinion – they haven’t a cat in hell’s chance of passing. Even when they cannot complete a single manoeuvre, or drive unaided, they still want to “have a try”. I’ve had my fingers burnt in the past and, to be completely honest, I have too much pride in my pass rate these days just to keep hiring out my car to people who think they might get lucky. If that results in them going elsewhere – and it usually does – then so be it.

The locale being referred to in the article has a high immigrant or non-UK national population. In my experience this is precisely the demographic which throws up these “wanna try” learners. A lot of them will keep going to tests in their own cars, but there is a significant fringe group who are prepared to book a handful of lessons with an instructor in order to take the test in the instructor’s car. It stands to reason that if people like me won’t take them on (or who let them go when it becomes apparent what they’re after), there will be others who snap them up. It is also quite likely that instructors from certain other demographics (i.e. the male/female one) will be less forceful when it comes to saying “no”. None of these are absolutes – they’re just general tendencies. My guess is that the FOI numbers here are heavily influenced by all of this: that you have several female instructors who are mopping up all of the “wanna try” learners. Financially, it must be very good for them. If the DSA is happy, knowing the factors involved, what’s the problem?

You often hear the “safe driving for life” mantra – from instructors and the DSA – but it is a very grey area. I remember one time agreeing to take a girl to test before her theory test expired, thinking that I could get her up to the required standard in the time we had. Unfortunately, she turned out to have a real issue with some aspects of driving (basically, her brain exploded like a pan of popcorn at the slightest provocation and she did bizarre things as a result). After she failed her test I apologised to the examiner, and he simply replied “she obviously wasn’t test ready”. In one way he was absolutely right, but in another he was completely wrong. But his comment haunts me to this day.

On the other hand, I had a pupil recently who was a very slow learner. If he were to be assessed as a child now, I’m sure he’d be classed as special needs, but he was in his 20s. When he went to test I was worried he might do something unpredictable on the one hand, but I knew he was capable of passing on the other –  because he could do everything; it was whether or not he could do it all at the same time which was in question. In some respects he was similar to the girl I mentioned above. Well, he did do it right, and he passed.

Learning to drive just isn’t as simple as going from zero-to-hero for everyone. Some people will have problems with driving all their lives – and there is a lot of them out there. Until someone somewhere says they shouldn’t be driving, people like me will have to continue to take them to test after training them as best we can. For me, that’s not the same thing as just taking people to test who haven’t been trained at all.

Class Act Speeder Blames His Mother

I love this one. Noveed Mumtaz was in court for attempting to dodge several speeding tickets. In one particular case, he said his mother was driving.

As you can see from the speed camera photo below, Mumtaz’s mother must have forgotten to shave that morning.Noveed Mumtaz on camera

He was jailed for 6 months. Serves him right.

M65 Crash: Was It The Weather?

Motorway accidents are a daily occurrence, and this one appears to be just one more such incident (no one was hurt, but there were delays while the cars were removed). However, the Lancashire Telegraph is highly irresponsible to use the headline “Heavy rain causes M65 crash”.

As several of the commenters at the bottom of that article have correctly said, weather doesn’t cause accidents – people do.

And a point about using fog lights in heavy rain, which one of the commenters is getting a lot of stick for. Driving: The Essential Skills (the official DSA driving handbook) says in the Driving On Motorways section:

Wet weather

Visibility can be made worse because at higher speeds vehicles, especially large ones, throw up more spray. So

  • use your headlights to help other drivers see you. Don’t use rear fog lights unless visibility is less than 100 metres (328 feet)

It IS correct to use fog lights if heavy spray is causing poor visibility. It doesn’t just have to be “when it’s foggy” (something I stress to my pupils when we’re going through the show-me-tell-me questions). It’s conceivable that dust or smoke could also lead to conditions where fog lights would be useful. I remember one summer a few years ago when combine harvesters in fields in Suffolk were causing whiteout conditions due to the dryness and wind. Fog lights may also have been of use in the M5 pile up a few years ago due to the smoke blowing across the road, but certainly if smoke was causing poor visibility in other situations.

Learner On Test Hit By Falling Lorry

I’m sure the pond life out there will have a field day over this one, but a learner driver was on her test near Lewisham when a lorry and a van were involved in a collision. The lorry tipped over and pushed her BSM car into a kerb.

The [DSA] added: “While the driving test can be a little daunting, most pass without incident and certainly expert driving tuition helps avoid any incidents of your own making. This was just an unfortunate freak incident and thankfully there was no harm done.”

She’ll get a free re-sit. She was completely blameless – as was BSM.

Unsupervised Learner In Accident Gets Off Lightly

Ronald Payot was driving illegally – he was a provisional licence holder and had no supervising driver with him – when he pulled out on to the A120 near Colchester and collided with another car. He pleaded guilty to driving unsupervised and driving without due car and attention.

Chairman of the bench James Addison said: “In reaching our decision we have taken into account your early guilty plea.”

He was fined £207, given six points on his licence, ordered to pay costs of £90 and a victim surcharge of £20. They stopped short of awarding him a full licence and an all-expenses paid holiday.

He should have been banned for a long time. As it is, he can just carry on driving.

The “Special One” On Sour Grapes

This story cracked me up this morning. Arsenal’s draw with Southampton on Tuesday was lessened in its severity by Chelsea’s draw last night with West Ham (a shame Manchester City won again, but you can’t have everything).

Jose Mourinho was obviously beside himself with anger, and is quoted:

This is not the best league in the world, this is football from the 19th Century… The only [other] thing I could bring was a Black and Decker [tool] to destroy the wall.

So, apart from walking right into Eric Cantona territory with that Black and Decker thing, he labelled West Ham as playing “football from the 19th century”. Apparently, when he collared Sam Allardyce about it in the tunnel after the game, Sam was laughing.

It’s a bit rich coming from someone who waited until he’d played Manchester Utd twice before selling one of his best players to them (and before Arsenal had played them twice), when he could easily have got rid of the surplus a week or two before. Those are tactics straight out of the High Seas era of the 1700s.

Big Sam was not in any way gloating over the incident when he said on camera:

He can’t take it, can he? He can’t take it because we’ve outwitted him – he just can’t cope… He can tell me all he wants, I don’t care…. I love to see Chelsea players moaning at the referee, trying to intimidate him, Jose jumping up and down saying we play rubbish football… It’s brilliant when you get a result against him. Hard luck, Jose.

Touché.