First Philae Picture From Comet Surface

Here’s the first Philae image from the surface of Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko (taken from the ESA website) by Philae – the small lander which touched down yesterday,First image taken by Philae from comet surface

It’s quite intriguing. After a lifetime of being told that comets are balls of “dirty snow” it looks pretty rocky. It also looks pretty solid, even though we’ve been repeatedly told it’s more like a big sponge since Rosetta arrived earlier this year.

It turns out that Philae’s fixing harpoons didn’t fire on landing, nor did its securing screws manage to bury themselves in the supposed icy surface. So it is just sitting there in a low gravity environment and – it would appear – on the edge of a steep drop. Fingers crossed that it stays put and does what it is programmed to do.

It also seems that when it first hit the ground (the one reported at around 4pm yesterday), it bounced hundreds of metres and took a further two hours to land again. Then, following a smaller bounce, it landed once more seven minutes later and finished in its current location.

Note that ESA images are larger than the one I’ve put here (I resize them to fit the page).


The latest news is that Philae eventually settled in the shadow of a cliff, and this may affect how well it can charge its batteries since the solar panels are not fully illuminated. One of its feet is apparently off the ground. The first bounce took it about 1km back into space before it landed again 2 hours later. After a smaller bounce, there is a suggestion that it is resting against a wall of some sort. It may even be lying on its side.

Although Philae weighs about 200kg here on earth, the very low gravity on 67P means that up there it only weighs about 1 gramme, so it could easily be thrown into space again, especially if comets vent anything like the one in the film Armageddon did. Having said that, one thing we HAVE discovered is that comets – this one certainly – are nothing like we have believed them to be for the last 100 years. There is also a worry that attempting to use Philae’s drill might move it, though this might be tried to positive effect when battery power begins to fail and all other data are obtained. Another possibility is that as 67P nears the sun then there may be more light and Philae will wake up.

You have to remember that there was only ever a 75% chance of success with the Philae part of the mission. Rosetta itself has achieved 100% of its goals, and if Philae never manages to drill, the images sent back by it mean that it has been successful beyond all realistic expectations. The entire mission has been the most spectacularly successful since Apollo 11 in 1969.

Philae Successfully Lands On Comet

I’ve been following the Rosetta mission with interest, and today it has reached its peak as the main Rosetta probe discharged a smaller probe – Philae – to land on the surface of Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko.Philae seen from Rosetta shortly after release

The picture here (courtesy of ESA) is good enough – it shows Philae shortly after it was released by Rosetta to start its descent. Just imagine that this is happening around 500 million km away (it takes half an hour for the signals to reach Earth).

Some of the other images of the comet itself sent back by Rosetta have been incredible for their detail.

The mission overall has been impressive by virtue of the fact that Rosetta has bounced around the solar system for 10 years picking up speed and chasing down the comet, finally meeting up with it in August this year. The probe has travelled somewhere above 4 billion miles in total, and caught up with an object travelling at around 34,000mph and a third of a billion miles away!

And incredibly, after all that, Philae has successfully landed as of just after 4pm GMT on 12 November 2014! Well, half an hour before that, allowing for the signal transit time.

This really is an historic occasion (and I remember watching the moon landings when I was a child).

Test Pass: 31/10/2014

TickWell done Clive, who passed first time last week with just 6 driver faults. His job means he has to get up very early and being able to drive means he will now be able to have a few hours longer in bed. On top of that, he and his girlfriend are expecting their first child early in the new year and being mobile is going to be very important in the coming months and years.

Test Pass: 27/10/2014

TickWell done Lucy, who passed with just 6 driver faults last week. She’s another one whose job meant that being able to drive would make life a lot easier. That, and being able to take her son to football practice.

She’s been fun to teach, and knowing she’ll now be able to get around makes me feel especially good.

Test Pass: 22/10/2014

TickWell done to Sy, who passed a couple of weeks ago first time with 9 driver faults. We managed to iron out the stampy foot in the end!

He’s already bought a car and will now be able to take his wife and kids places they couldn’t go before. It’s these sorts of details that make this job so enjoyable. And he is planning a motorway session in the near future.

Test Pass: 20/10/2014

TickWell done Nat, who passed first time with just 8 driver faults a couple of weeks ago. I really had to push her to do this test because she was afraid of failing. But I like it when I can say “I told you so” once it is all over. Come to think of it, I had to push her to do the theory test as well.

She’s another one who has her own car now, and since I often travel down her road I get a warm feeling inside when I see it parked outside. You see, I know where she works and the bus ride to and from there was a nightmare – especially in the rain. Being able to drive was really important to her.

Test Pass: 15/10/2014

TickI’ve been very busy recently and I’m a bit behind with my updates, but well done to Jess who passed with 13 driver faults a few weeks ago. A bit of a high score there, but mainly down to nerves on the day (I know how she can drive, and the number of faults isn’t representative of her at all).

It’s been a bit of a bad year for her for various reasons, and that’s on top of her finals, but now she’s set for the next part of her life. And she’s already booked her Pass Plus sessions before going home at Christmas.

Party To Celebrate Tram Incompetence

This story on the BBC website is hilarious. Apparently, they’ve held a party to celebrate the “reopening” of Chilwell Road, which was closed in March 2013 for construction of the tram line.Tram works still incomplete in spite of party

It was due to reopen in January 2014, but repeated delays and incompetence meant that this was put back again and again. The funny part is that – in spite of the party – tram works are still not complete there. The road is not scheduled to open properly until the end of November, and given the track record here that might easily go further back still.

The contractor, Taylor Woodrow Alstom, is quoted:

We understand the works have caused significant disruption, and apologise for any inconvenience,

However, most of the construction in Chilwell Road will soon be complete and we would like to assure local residents and businesses that every effort is being made to ensure that the remaining works do not take any longer than necessary.

What has happened to our society when sheer incompetence can be glossed over like this? The original deadline has been missed by almost a full year. They missed it by 210% of the original target – it should have taken nine months, but it has taken eleven months longer than that. It is at nineteen months and counting!

It is also disappointing to see the local shop owners supporting the “party”, which seems to be a council publicity stunt. Have they so soon forgotten how much money the council has cost them with this idiotic waste of space of a tram system?

Hazard Perception Test Wins Safety Award

This article was written in June, and the “vipers’ comments” I referred to relate to those I read on various forums at that time. However, I notice the subject has cropped up again recently.


This came in via the DVSA email alerts, and it reports that the Hazard Perception Test (HPT) has won the John Smart Road Safety award at this years’ Chartered Institution of Highways and Transportation (CIHT) awards. As you can imagine, this has caused a few of the usual vipers out there to burst out of their holes and start flinging their favoured lines around.Doing the HPT

The award was primarily for the study and the effort that went into it – not for the simple process of sitting in front of a computer screen for 90 minutes in order to complete the Theory Test.

For anyone who is interested, a “cohort study” is a complex analytical method used in situations where things aren’t just black or white. For example, the human body is extremely complex, and so are most drugs, and a particular drug might not affect everyone in the same way, or it might have unwanted side effects which only show up in some people. It isn’t simply a case of being able to say “well, he took the drug and it didn’t affect him, therefore the problem isn’t with the drug”. A cohort study can help pin down the cause by looking at groups of people and data which apply to them. Unfortunately, such studies involve statistics, and most ADIs are self-proclaimed anti-experts on this subject – often summed up on web forums when someone posts their favourite mantra that there are “lies, damned lies, and statistics”.

And they wonder why no one – including the DVSA – wants to listen to them!

Learning to drive – and driving safely thereafter – is also a hugely complex issue. It simply cannot be broken down into something as simple as what, for example, happens when you mix two different colours of paint! For that reason, two cohort studies have been carried out – Cohort I covered the period 1988-1998, and Cohort II covered the period 1998-2007. The second study straddled the introduction of the HPT in 2002.

You can read the full findings for yourselves, but key points were:

  • The average amount [of lessons with an ADI] was 52 hours, but half of the candidates had less than 40 hours of professional instruction. In Cohort I, the average was 31 hours.
  • The total driving experience for [test] passers averaged 67 hours [in Cohort II), compared with 49 hours in Cohort I.
  • In the first six months after the practical test, nearly two in ten respondents (19%) reported having an accident and seven in ten respondents (70%) reported having a near accident. As new drivers gained experience, the number of accidents they reported decreased and the severity of accidents increased.
  • The introduction of the hazard perception test was associated with some reduction in subsequent accident liability in the first year of driving, depending on the type of accident. For reported nonlow-speed accidents on a public road where the driver accepted some blame, the accident liability of those who had taken the hazard perception test was significantly lower than those who had not.
  • The higher the score achieved in the hazard perception test, the lower the accident liability for some types of accidents in the first year of driving.

If you read the bulk of the report, it is explained that following the introduction of HPT, more time was spent by candidates studying for the Theory Test (TT), and there was an increased use of visual materials. This detail alone is completely overlooked by the aforementioned naysayers, and yet it clearly implies that the HPT has made candidates think more about what they are doing. The report then adds:

Multivariate analysis showed that the introduction of the hazard perception test was associated with a reduction in subsequent accident liability for some types of accident in the first year of driving. The size of the effect varies with the type of accident.

The naysayers will be totally lost with this statement, but what it is saying is that there was a distinct statistical reduction in some types of accident following introduction of the HPT. It goes on to explain:

For reported non-low-speed accidents on a public road where the driver accepted some blame, accident liability for the first year of
those who had taken the hazard perception test was significantly lower than that of those who had not. There is also a predictive relation between the hazard perception score and levels of reported accidents in the first year, suggesting that there is scope for reducing accidents by improving hazard perception skills.

When something is “significantly” lower you cannot simply discount it just because you don’t understand it, or because you have some existing prejudice to defend. In conclusion, the report states:

Cohort II also provides the first persuasive evidence of a safety benefit associated with the introduction of hazard perception testing in the driver testing regime. The results suggest that the better people are at identifying hazards in the test, the better they are at avoiding accidents in future.

With that, it is simply stating fact – the evidence is right there – yet it doesn’t make any direct claims because, as already mentioned, the topic is far too complex for that.

I have said before that even in the worst possible case, the HPT would have had a neutral effect, However, it is hard to imagine that it would have had no effect at all – the fact that prior to it, there was nothing except what a pupil learned on lessons, whereas now there is the lessons AND the HPT. Certainly the HPT will not have had a negative effect, or increased accident rates, although I remember some idiot trying to claim this a couple of years ago.

I don’t believe for a second that every positive thing is down to the introduction of HPT. Every pupil is different, and pupils as a whole in 2014 are different to those in 1998, and those in turn were different to those from 1988. However, you’d have to be a completely biased moron to try and dismiss the results as providing no support whatsoever for HPT.

HPT is better than nothing. And the results from Cohort II clearly support this.

Nottingham University Students Demonstrate Crassness And Immaturity

This time of year sees a lot of new pupils who are in their first year at university. On more than one occasion I have driven to various halls of residence to pick up a pupil, and been struck by the groups of (mainly) males sitting outside in hoodies smoking and spitting. The only thing missing is their BMX bikes.Nottingham sudents off on pub crawl

I have repeatedly reminded myself that only a few days previously they would have been doing this outside the local chip shop or on benches in shopping precincts of whichever towns they came from. So it comes as little surprise to read this story on the BBC website.

This year’s freshers gathered outside the Capital FM Arena and filmed themselves chanting:

Now she’s dead, but not forgotten, dig her up and **** her rotten. You wish, you wish, you wish you were in Cavendish [one of the Halls]…

God knows what the hell it is supposed to mean. For one thing, the little prats haven’t been associated with “Cavendish” for anywhere near long enough to have formed any sort of serious attachment to it, and certainly not one that warrants this display of childish behaviour. But then some twat then had to go and post it on YouTube.

Quite frankly, society would be much better off if necrophilia was all they got up to – that way we could be sure they wouldn’t breed. As it is, all we can do is hope vainly that Nottingham University actually finds those “culpable” and sends them back where they came from so that they can grow up and maybe try further education again in a few years. But I certainly won’t hold my breath – the video has been around for over a week and they’ve done nothing.


Still no action as of 13 October, but it would appear that the proto-politicians who comprise the students union have found a new word to keep repeating. See if you can work out how many times the word “misogyny” is used in this latest article. More significantly, look how pissed off D&G Taxis and Domino’s Pizza are at having been dragged into this puerile episode.

A third-year student, who did not want to be named, told the BBC… during her first year she was part of a group taken to a secluded spot and taught a song about sex with women, which they were warned not to repeat.

How pathetic.


As of 25 October it appears that some of the students involved have been fined, though the University refuses to confirm or deny this. If it’s true, the “fine” consists of a paltry £150 – which will no doubt be considered a badge of honour among the retards involved.

The incident also appears to be only to do with misogyny now. No one seems to be the least bit concerned about how a large group of alleged adults was standing around in a public place swearing at the tops of their voices. They appear still less concerned that such behaviour is both sanctioned and encouraged by the University and the Students Union.

Worse still is the fact that a number of Student Union reps were also involved.This has apparently given the Union the opportunity it needs to have a lot of meetings before it, too, dishes out whatever it laughably considers as “punishment”.

I was talking to one of my pupils about this, and she told me some of the things that “freshers” are expected to do. It was a real eye-opener, and clearly shows “freshers week” to be a far more insidious group of events than the posters would have you believe. It’s a form of indoctrination for minds that are still only weeks out of childhood (and, as this story shows, in many cases still years away from leaving it).


Well, the union reps have been “removed from their posts”, but they’re still at the university.

As I said above, there is more to this than meets the eye. Freshers are specifically taught these immature chants (and many other rites), and no matter how much is made of it being against some sort of “union code” if reps do it, they’re still apparently appointed specifically to encourage the freshers to behave this way.

I love tis quote by the union president (Harry Copson):

We also recognise that this issue is culturally ingrained and one that comes to light not through malice but through a lack of awareness.

It’s no wonder it is “culturally ingrained” when this sort of behaviour (in various forms) is encouraged at every university throughout the country during freshers’ events. It mainly comes about as a result of gross immaturity, but there is an underlying malice that cannot be glossed over. The person who filmed the event in the first place was obviously upset by it because of the person she is. The morons who engaged in it – and those who taught it, not to mention those who go under the guise of political officialdom who know damned well it happens – do so because of the kind of people they are.

What makes it really frightening is that these same people will gain degrees, some will run the country or large companies, and most will probably breed. God help their children having parents like that.