Child Served Whisky – How To Go Into Maximum Overkill Mode Over Nothing

WhiskyThis story has been doing the rounds today. It tells how a child, aged 2, was accidentally served with whisky instead of fruit juice in a restaurant.

If you read the story, you are forced to conclude that his mother was in “a panic and rage”, was “crying”, and the toddler was in an alcohol-induced coma and had to be rushed to hospital because his life was at risk, and is apparently now “recovering at home”. You are left with the impression that he’d been served neat whisky in a shot glass, and that the restaurant staff couldn’t care less!

It’s now important to read between the lines, referring to the photo of him drinking the whisky.

The drink is in a tumbler, filled to the brim. Even if it was a double – as his mother claimed, without proof – it was watered down to about the same volume as a can of drink (say, around 330ml). He had apparently taken “ten sips” of this diluted mix, which couldn’t have amounted to more than a quarter of the whole drink – probably much less. He’d get a bigger hit from a dose of Calpol!

I’m sorry, but the one thing that this story proves is that children shouldn’t be allowed in bloody restaurants in the first place. Then innocent mistakes a like this wouldn’t have to be turned into dramas by attention-seeking parents.

It reminds me of an incident when I was at school. The lab technician – who, looking back, must have been 17 or thereabouts – was boasting to my biology class how he’d made a teacher drunk by dropping a thimbleful of pure ethanol into her coffee. He was under the mistaken impression that pure alcohol is orders of magnitude more concentrated than when it is in, say, a pint of beer.

In actual fact, a pint of typical-strength beer contains around 20ml of alcohol – probably at least FOUR thimblefuls. So the juvenile lab technician was talking crap.

I would doubt that an infant taking a few sips of an alcoholic drink would be intoxicated to the degree that is suggested in the various versions of the story.

(Another reason I know this is that when I was four, I got drunk after stealing four bottles of milk stout from my grandma. I got what I later – many years later – discovered to be “a hangover”. From the age of four up until I was 17 I didn’t touch a single drop of alcohol as a direct result of this, and even when I started I had to force myself because I didn’t like it! It took about six years before I could drink neat beer instead of shandy or a lager-top, and I still detest spirits in all forms).

Pot, Kettle, Black. A Dickhead Speaks His Mind

You’ve got to see this. Received today via the contact form:

To: Webmaster
From:
Your A Massive Dick
yourintrouble@gmail.com
Message:
dude. Keep this website sup and im gonna take your server down.

everything you post about is insanely stupid. You have no idea about fore sight and progress. you only seem to be bothered about how quickly you can get to you sad life meetings. the roadworks you moan about are necessary – and the fact you name and shame drivers like your some sort of god of the road is ridiculous. you are what’s wrong with Nottingham. Not road works, or water works. or anything that real works have to content with to make out city a better place.

I will take your website down if it’s up in a month. If you pay for hosting on a bandwidth basis you should seriously start to worry.

As I am an exert I will explain how this works. I will continually send requests to your server, not only blocking other peoples access but costing you alot of money sending me the webpage over and over again. I believe you are such an idiot you will not have any idea how to stop this.

People don’t like dicks. So I’m gonna take one out of action.

Sent from (ip address): 87.224.118.130 (87-224-118-130.spitfireuk.net)
Location: East Grinstead, GB
Date/Time: 12 October, 2012 12:42 pm
Coming from (referer): https://www.diaryofanadi.co.uk/?page_id=1444
Using (user agent): Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64) AppleWebKit/537.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/22.0.1229.94 Safari/537.4

I’ve left all the spelling and grammar (or lack of, shall we say) exactly as it appeared. I stepped in something which can’t use apostrophes properly, and I appear to be having trouble scraping it off my shoe!

Suffice to say, I’ve forwarded the email to all the necessary authorities on the off chance that this specimen of dog turd’s “exertism” (his spelling, of course, not mine) is anyway even close to what he incoherently claims.

Oh, and my server host advises me that my bandwidth is unlimited so just to ignore it. They said they will pursue vigorously any illegal activity. I wonder if our “exert” spammer and scammer will understand this? Probably not.

Advice to anyone out there who receives anything like this in their inbox: take them head-on, and don’t worry. Their ability to spell and utilise even basic grammar is a reflection of the size of their brains. Filthy little scammers – with the distinct likelihood in this case that the prick involved is also a driving instructor who doesn’t like what I write (that’s quite shocking, really, isn’t it?).

So, if you’re in East Grinstead (or anywhere near) and you communicate with a driving instructor about taking lessons, keep an eye out for that ip address and hosting service. If you see a match, run a mile, because you’re dealing with a  criminal.

DSA Test Bookings Scuppered By Thieves

This is an unusual one!

The DSA has sent out an alert advising that it is not possible to book a practical driving test either by phone or online due to the theft of cables at BT.

I am assuming that this means someone has stolen cables which connect the DSA to BTs services (like nicking lead off church roofs or copper cables at railway signal boxes).

The fault is estimated to be fixed by tomorrow (12 October 2012).

Update: A new alert advises that BT won’t fix the fault until 13 October 2012 (Saturday).

Update: A new alert advises systems are all back up as of 12 October 2012.

Note: Interesting to see that – in certain strata of our unfortunate society, at least – this was entirely the DSA’s fault.

DSA Advice: Waiting And Parking

The DSA has sent one of its periodic reminders about the Highway Code. This one is to do with Waiting and Parking.

Parking on hills.

If you park on a hill you should:

  • park close to the kerb and apply the handbrake firmly
  • select a forward gear and turn your steering wheel away from the kerb when facing uphill
  • select reverse gear and turn your steering wheel towards the kerb when facing downhill
  • use ‘park’ if your car has an automatic gearbox

Rule 252

 

Why Aren’t We All Driving Electric Cars?

Some people ask the stupidest questions! (old, dead link)

That article refers to electric cars in 1900 constituting 34% of all cars on the roads (in Boston, Chicago, and New York), and then asks why it is less than 1% in the present day.

The reasons are simple:

  • ridiculously low range
  • lack of charging points
  • lengthy charging times
  • huge expense

When an electric car can do 500 miles on a full charge, be “refuelled” in as many places as there are gas stations at the present time, cost the same as a normal car, and take a minimum 75% charge in less than 5 minutes, then they will become acceptable.

In the meantime, having a maximum range of about 80 miles, with charging points being rarer than hens teeth, and a 75% charge (i.e. maximum 60 miles range) taking half an hour (12 hours if you want to “fill it up”), and costing 2-3 times the price of a normal vehicle, electric cars will remain the preferred choice of the over-earning plonker with more money than sense who doesn’t really need a car at all.

Nottingham Gridlock +1

When I was out on lessons today I noticed that “they” – whoever that is – have dug a hole in the middle of Pennyfoot Street, and they weren’t working on it! Both sides were reduced to a single lane.

Huntingdon Street heading south was also down to one lane – but I think this may have been just a Sunday thing (though they chose to do it on the busiest Sunday of the year, with the Goose Fair and all that).

Anyone who has been caught in the gridlock I mentioned recently had better prepare for absolute chaos tomorrow (Monday) if this isn’t sorted out tonight! If you are trying to avoid the single lane on Mansfield Road (which tails back through the city as far back as West Bridgford), Pennyfoot Street is one possible escape route. But not if its down to a single lane.

Nottingham City Council have got to be doing this deliberately – and if it’s not deliberate then it is just utter incompetence.

Poor Service Drives Me Mad!

I’ve written before about how I hate waiting in any restaurant or fast food joint at the best of times. So, another establishment has been added to my mental list of places I will never go in again.

A few weeks ago I had a late lesson and I was hungry, so I decided to nip into a chip shop and get some chips. The place I chose was The Tandoori Star in Sneinton because of its “fish and chips” sign outside.

As I walked in I realised it wasn’t a traditional chippie and fully expected to get those frozen fries that a lot of these newer cheap-and-cheerful curry and pizza places often do. I also wasn’t surprised by the apparent indifference with which the one person serving (out of about six in the shop) dealt with me and charged me £1 in advance – only to tell me the chips would be “about 4-5 minutes”.

If I’d have known that before, I would have changed my mind there and then. I was in a hurry… but 4-5 minutes would still give me more than 15 minutes to drive a quarter of a mile to my next pupil, so I said “OK”.

It took “4-5 minutes” for the guy serving to even go and fetch a bag of chips from the freezer, and at least another two for him to put four handfuls into the fryer. Then it took a good six minutes to cook them, a further four for him to scoop them out and put them in the warming compartment. It was like watching paint dry.

During all this time he was assembling kebabs for the small handful of people who came in. But the last straw came when the little kid who’d been shouting and talking with all the staff turned out to be a customer and the serving guy said to him “do you want vinegar on these?”

I’d been standing there for nearly 20 minutes at this point. I just turned round and walked out.

So, my advice to anyone in the area is do not use the Tandoori Star in Sneinton. Life’s too short to even consider putting up with such crap service..

At Last! Rush Nominated For Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame

I heard this on Planet Rock radio today. At long last Rush have been nominated as inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

A statement by the band is understandably casual:

We are honored to be among the nominees for this year’s Rock ‘N Roll Hall of Fame. We are especially thrilled for the many, many dedicated RUSH fans to whom this nomination is so very important.

When you consider that other nominees this year include Chic, Joan Jett, NWA, Public Enemy, and Donna Summer, the real value of the nomination becomes clear. But it’s been the same for years.

Previous inductees have included The Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Madonna, Blondie, Prince, Aerosmith – and a host of other glossy American pseudo-rock bands.

Nevertheless, you can cast your votes here.