New Online Booking Service

This looks like it might be useful!

In an email alert from the DSA, they announce the imminent launch (end of 2012) of a new online booking service for businesses. It is intended to make the practical test booking process for ADIs easier and less cumbersome than it is at present (even getting on it is a nightmare with the existing system). The launch will take place in two stages.

The first (at the end of 2012) is for trainer bookers. These can book multiple tests for both named and unnamed candidates. The second stage is for other businesses – ADIs and PDIs – so that they can book tests.

The main benefit that I can see from the email is that you’ll be able to look at all available test slots without having to enter the details of the candidate. This is a major step forward. You’ll also be able to get notifications of slot cancellations – potentially, an even bigger step forward.

The email doesn’t appear to be available as a web page, so I won’t copy the whole thing here. However, Business Link – Trainer Bookings.

It’s for ADIs only, just in case any learners come across this story. You’ll need your ADI number to register.

Worst Winter On Record: Update #2

I reported a few months ago that certain “experts” were predicting the “worst winter on record” this year. Some people were even organising their lives around it.

Winter in the MountainsWell, the media is doing its best to talk things up during this chilly few days (in spite of the Met Office saying it’s just a brief cold snap and it will get warmer next week).

I just saw BBC News adding fuel to the fires. They had a reporter standing in snow, wringing her hands and saying “it’s well below freezing already”. Well, yeah, it would be – standing up in the Brecon Beacons in the dark, less than a week away from midwinter!

So far, we’ve had unseasonal mild weather, and now we’ve got a bit of typical British winter weather – snow on the hills, wet or sleety everywhere else, frost at night, and bitterly cold if it’s windy and the temperature is below about 6°C.

But stand outside in the dark in the Welsh mountains anywhere close to the Winter Solstice and yes, it will be bloody cold.

People Who Rub You Up The Wrong Way

Or subtitled: DO NOT USE FOLIOPRESS WYSIWYG PLUG-IN AS YOUR WORDPRESS TEXT EDITOR. EVER.

For any non-UK readers, when you “rub someone up the wrong way” what you are doing is going against the grain, aggravating them, creating unnecessary conflict, and so on. I think the phrase is derived from the old advice about rubbing a cat’s fur the wrong way (wear leather gauntlets if you do). Everyone does it to everyone else at one time or another, but every so often you encounter someone who just does it every time.

It might be a certain popstar with a whiney voice, or carefully cultivated persona intended to appeal to anarchic youths. Or it might be someone you casually meet (ADI meetings are good places to find them) who has a fixed opinion on something and who just won’t shut up about it. The worst ones, though, are those you are stuck with. I remember one from my time in the rat race – he was a manager to whom I reported for a mercifully short time – who could start an argument in an empty room. Even when he agreed with something, he had to disagree to show how clever and thoughtful he was. But you get the idea.

A while back I mentioned that I’d found a WordPress plug-in, Foliopress WYSIWYG, which was much better than the default text editor. At the time, that was true. However, I first encountered a genuine problem with it in July this year, after I discovered that it was screwing up HTML tags when formatting text (it was nesting them incorrectly). I posted my findings on their forum and asked if it was by design, or had I found a bug. The author replied:

You shouldn’t be putting so many elements on a single piece of text in the first place…

…Not only that but using underlining on the web is extremely bad practice as underlining is assigned to hyperlinks.

We do our best to provide the best possible WYSIWYG editing environment but if you bang your head against the wall hard enough, you are sure to draw blood and/or fade into unconsciousness. No helmet will protect you.

Now, if I want to underline something for emphasis – like this – then I will. My “so many elements” amounted to just two: <span> and <ul>. The problem was that you had to use formatting buttons in a very specific order otherwise the text editor nested them incorrectly, and this made subsequent editing a major headache if you inadvertently “split” the tags, and then inserted some more. I told him that I was reporting a find, not asking for a lesson, to which he replied:

You have no idea how many people chase us around on our plugins and contribute nothing.

It will be difficult to resolve the nesting tags issues as they are part of the core FCKeditor (they might be better in CKeditor and we are preparing the move to CKedtitor now, but probably not)…

Sorry for the misunderstanding. Your contribution is much appreciated. Please report any other issues you find and we’ll do our best to resolve them. This one is out of our power.

Now, he could have told me that right away. But he didn’t. He chose to rub me up the wrong way by trying to be superior about it.

A few weeks later the plug-in was updated, and it contained a great new feature making adding links easier. I started using it a lot… only for it to stop working completely following a further update. Again, I asked if I had missed something or done something wrong on their forums, The reply:

Check the release notes please.

OK. I’m already biting my lip here. I replied:

I’m really sorry to be a pain (and a dumb***), but where ARE the release notes. They’re not in the ZIP file if I download the latest version. And the link you gave me just points to all the comments from previous months and years.

I can’t find a reference in these comments on this page to the change that occurred this week.

And when I Google “foliopress release notes”, lo! and behold I find an article on this site that tells me about the very new features which appear to have gone missing having been introduced as exciting new features!

Another author answered this time and provided the correct links to the release notes (though I should point out that it is usual practice to include them in the download package). However, the original guy comes back with:

We do NOT recommend using IE9 with Foliopress WYSIWYG at this point. There are serious enough issues that we’ve removed support for the browser until FCKeditor and CKeditor work properly in Microsoft’s browser.

Until that point, we cannot troubleshoot any issues with IE9.

I’m biting my lip really hard now. My preferred browser is Internet Explorer – through a conscious choice. But what they then did was disable Foliopress WYSIWYG so it wouldn’t run on IE at all (even though it was working to a usable degree before). Not just the new features, but the entire plug-in was disabled, and if I remember there was some nerdy comment about Microsoft if you tried to launch it from IE. This would be like buying a new car, then finding out that while you were asleep the manufacturer had come round and put wheel clamps on all four wheels, and thrown eggs at your front door. Your only option was to rush out and get another car!

I switched to the Chrome browser for editing my blog posts and all was well. Until this week.

WordPress was updated to v3.3. I did the upgrade and everything was fine – until I tried to add a link to some text. I was faced with a stream of PHP errors and warnings. I waited a couple of days, because I assumed that the problem was due to the plug-in authors not having caught up with WordPress yet. So after the expected Foliopress update a day or so later, I again tried to link some text. Same problem.

I contacted the authors and provided a copy of the errors. The reply (guess who from):

We have a very active forum these days: [link]

Please contribute your findings there.

Thanks!

I’m biting my lip already! So, I copied the text from his reply email and made a post in the forum. His reply on the forum:

Your post above is not very nicely formatted and very difficult to read. Please make an effort not to vandalise our forums.

I’m seeing red now. His email client has added line breaks with “>” at the start of each new line, and I’d pasted this into the forum message rather than type the whole lot out again. I didn’t even give it a second thought. It’s no big deal (except to a prat). I replied:

I copied it and pasted it from the email which you replied to but didn’t answer [name].

As I had typed it all out once, I didn’t want to do it again. I’m more concerned with getting the product… working than reformatting text which gets mangled by your contact form.

Now look, if we could please stay on the very specific topic of Foliopress not working after a WP update, and not my typing or grammar, I would be VERY grateful.

His reply:

Perhaps you should be a little less hot on the trigger with WordPress updates.

We will have a fix by January.

If you would like better service, please be more polite and please do not deface our forums. Text cleaning is not difficult.

PS. Your attitude is not appropriate. The commercial price of an editor like the one we provide would be what you donated on a per site basis.

The guy simply cannot get it into his thick skull that I was reporting a bug – nothing more. But it was like trying to get a baby to eat mush from a spoon when it doesn’t want to!

But anyway, we now have confirmation – which could have been given in that first email asking me to put it on the forum instead – that Foliopress doesn’t work with WordPress 3.3. And it won’t work until January at the earliest. Or, in other words, as well as not working with that “rubbish” Microsoft browser, it now doesn’t work with any other browser either.

We also have the idiotic advice not to upgrade WordPress (even though 3.3 has been in beta since October). Upgrades often include security tweaks and features that users actually want. And it’s also worth reminding certain people that Foliopress depends on WordPress – not the other way round.

I pointed all this out to Mr Annoying. His considered response was to delete the entire topic. I’d guess this is partly in an effort to conceal the problem from those who need to know about it – the users. After all, the fact that it doesn’t work is now not known to anyone happening by the plug-ins download library.

Foliopress is now off my system, and it will never go back. My advice to anyone looking for an editor – and this is based solely on my own overall experiences – is not to go anywhere near this plug-in. It is flaky, which might not have been such a problem if it hadn’t been for the attitude of one of its authors.

Lessons In Snow

Snowflake

The weather forecast suggests we might have some snow overnight in some parts of the Midlands.

I noticed a comment from one driving instructor, who says that it isn’t a hardship if they have to cancel lessons, because most of their pupils are paid in advance, and all they have to do is wait until the next block of money comes in!

Not a likely candidate for Businessperson of the Year.

No matter how you receive money (unless you’re printing your own, of course), cancelled lessons as a result of snow, illness, or anything else amount to lost income which cannot be recovered.

When I was young, I used to love snow. I still do in some respects – but I also hate it because of the detrimental effect it can have on business.

Red Tape To Be Slashed

An email alert from the DSA says that red tape is to be slashed for motorists. The key changes are:

  • no need for a paper counterpart for your licence by the end of 2015
  • annual SORN renewal not required
  • hard-copy V5C certificates for fleet operators only
  • exemption from driving hours limits to benefit TA reservists

You can see the more detailed blurb by following that link. Other changes include not needing an insurance certificate, not having to prove you have insurance when taxing your car, exemption from CPC for some drivers (e.g. farmers), changes to parking levy assessments, and altering the lost property rules for bus companies.

Quite frankly, most of it is a lot of flap about nothing – and yet it probably kept hundreds of government officials busy for months coming up with it.

I note the Red Tape Challenge link at the bottom of the page. This is a load of red tape in itself.

UKHosts Transfers to Media Marmot Ltd

I got an email this morning advising me that UKHosts is transferring operations to Media Marmot Ltd. It says the transfer should be “seamless”.

Transfer Of Business From UKHosts to Media Marmot Ltd

UKHosts Ltd are currently undergoing the reorganisation of the way they run their business and therefore, with effect from 1st December 2011, all hosting and associated services have been transferred to Media Marmot Ltd. The transition should be seamless and if you have any queries in regard to this, we would appreciate it if you would contact us at your earliest convenience.

Welcome To Media Marmot Ltd

As a UKHosts customer we would like to welcome you to Media Marmot Ltd with open arms. We aim to honour and continue the excellent service you’ve had from UKHosts over the past 12 years as we continue to expand our business. Most of the work moving clients from UKHosts to Media Marmot has already taken place behind the scenes however we understand that there could be the occasional admin error so we would appreciate it if you could spend some time reviewing your contact details and associated orders below.

I’m not going to kick them, but I was with UKHosts for a number of years and “excellent service” isn’t a term I’d use to describe what I got – not overall, anyway.

To start with, contacting anyone was almost impossible. The phone was never answered and they often didn’t reply to messages or emails. When they did, it was ALWAYS the same guy, who was clearly the tech there as well as the troubleshooter and customer service contact. Since I am pretty much self-sufficient with computers this wasn’t much of a problem most of the time.

But what did it for me was when one of my clients called to mention that his website was down. When I logged into the server via my FTP client, every index.htm file and every image file was gone!

When I eventually got through to UKHosts, I learned that they had been “hacked” some considerable time previously – many weeks earlier, if I recall – and I got the usual “we tried to inform everyone” spiel. I asked why they didn’t have a back-up they could have used to restore the server, and I can’t remember what they told me. I was furious, because it took me a while to get all my sites up again (even though fortunately I had backups – customers take such opportunities to request updates and alterations).

I know from hits received by this blog that they have been hacked at least one more time since I left them.

I’m with 1&1 now, and I can’t fault them. Tech Support comes back within 24 hours via email, or they are there 24/7 if you want to phone.

Anyway, Media Marmot’s website looks better than UKHosts’ ever did (a few typos notwithstanding), so just going on that suggests things might be better for them in the future… although the email I received is based on a domain they think I have with them, but which was transferred probably 6 years ago.

Keyboard Cat’s Wonderful Pistachios

I saw this on the TV just now. Some things just make you laugh – and this worked on me!

Keyboard Cat isn’t original, but it’s still funny. Somehow, these bizarre mash-up advertising ideas work. Mind you, I wish pistachios really did come apart that easily. If I’ve been on the pistachios, my thumbnail feels like it’s going to drop off for a week afterwards!

Centralise… Decentralise… All Fall Down!

This joke government we have gets worse by the second. And let’s not forget that it was definitely not in pole position to start with!

DVLA Logo

Bear in mind the way it has deliberately involved itself in DSA decisions to close minuscule local driving test centres in ridiculously isolated areas (when these have to operate at a huge financial loss) and keep them running, it has now decided to close ALL regional DVLA offices – which will put around 1,200 people on the dole.

Of course, we mustn’t let the cynic in us take over and argue that shutting DVLA offices isn’t an issue when it comes to winning votes at the next elections, whereas keeping tiny rural DSA offices open (when the DSA wants to shut them) is a massive vote winner.

The closures would take place “by the end of 2013”. Right alongside the double-dip recession we’re facing. So those losing their jobs should have no trouble finding other employment!

The Beast of London

Just in time for the Olympics, we apparently have a ravenous and mysterious “beast” lurking near one of the stadia to be used for the Games. I should say the story has re-surfaced, since it was originally reported way back in 2005.

Suggested Daily Mail Artist's Impression of "The Beast"

Of course, the BBC story just says it like it is – but this isn’t enough for the Daily Mail, which as usual feels the need to glam the whole affair up into something it isn’t.

It seems that a Canada Goose got eaten by whatever it was in 2005. Then another one got eaten just last month. Clearly, this points to a man-eating creature which is going to jeopardise the entire Olympics – and possibly the whole of civilisation as we know it. If you’re a Daily Mail hack, that is.

Bearing in mind that there have only been two confirmed incidents, and that they are almost 7 years apart and may not even be connected, the Mail has linked the affair to the apparent fall in numbers of swans on the strength of this “proof”.

Better yet is a comment for the Lea Rivers Trust, whose staff reported seeing the goose pulled under in 2005, and finding “large holes… burrowed into the bank of the river”. The Mail story immediately goes on to say it could be a large pike.

I only wish I could find a picture of an air-breathing, bank-burrowing pike. But they seem to be quite rare.

British Waterways has had to make an official statement that it doesn’t “believe there is a crocodile in the river”. After the last two winters (and bearing in mind the obvious connection with 2005), that doesn’t come as much of a surprise.

So far, the list of likely culprits includes alligators, crocodiles, pike, pythons, terrapins, turtles, snapping turtles, or mink.

At the present time, the problem – if you can call it such – appears to be entirely a terrestrial one, and Nick Pope isn’t on the case.

A453 Widening: At Last!

I heard today that the go ahead has finally been given for the A453 to be widened between Nottingham and the M1 (Junction 24). Work should begin within 3 years.

A453 at a standstill - project to widen given the go ahead

Of course, the idiots in Clifton who have continually opposed it will continue to do so – of that you can be certain. This is in spite of the fact that the road section to be widened is the second most congested stretch of road in the whole country – behind only a certain section of the M25, so you can see how bad it is.

This whole fiasco has been going on for at least 20 years.

The A453 is a single carriageway road along almost its entire length. It is approximately 10 miles between Clifton and the M1, and yet from early afternoon traffic is at walking speed or less much of the time, so it can take an hour or more to get from Nottingham to the motorway. It is shocking that the whole project has taken so long to approve, and even more shocking that the idiots who opposed it have even been listened to – let alone listened to so many times. All objections should have been overruled at the outset, since the baseline issue is far more serious than the wishy-washy “it’ll divide our community” nonsense the objectors have been spouting (it’s all they have).

Almost without fail, there is a daily accident or breakdown which makes the problem a hundred times worse.

The only part of the project I don’t like is the 1,000-space car park and Park + Ride system they will build just outside Clifton. It will destroy green belt land. And the bloody tram is going up that way at some stage – everything has to make room for that useless waste of space.