What Planet Was He On?

This is an interesting one in the Telegraph.

Safety Camera Van

Some people are clever, and some people just think they are. Dr Tennore Ramesh appears to be a member of the latter category.

He was picked up doing 41mph in a 30mph zone by one of those mobile speed traps in Sheffield. He denied the charge, and tried to use Google Earth distances to prove that he wasn’t breaking the limit.

I’m not quite sure what he was thinking, since in order to identify someone’s speed you need to be able to measure distances very accurately, and Google Earth images consist of stitched frames. So although they are fine for measuring distances of many miles, where a mile or so either way isn’t significant, when it comes to the definition needed to prove speed to this level… well, it’s clutching at straws right from the start.

At best, you could perhaps argue the toss on an average speed over a long distance – but a precise speed at a specific point? I don’t think so.

But an expert for the prosecution proved that Google Earth distances are inaccurate.

More telling, Ramesh already had 3 points on his licence for… you guessed it: speeding. And he had held his UK licence for less than two years, which means that if he got 6 points then he would be banned and forced to take his test again.

When the prosecution evidence became known, Ramesh had to change his not guilty plea to guilty on the morning of the trial. He therefore urged the court to ban him outright so that he didn’t get the extra 3 points in the belief it would save him from the need to retake his test.

Fortunately, we have another judge (that makes two by my reckoning) who still maintains links with reality. Naomi Redhouse refused to impose a ban on its own just because it would be to his advantage. She slapped him with 3 points and left the decision over his licence with the DVLA.

Ramesh was ordered to pay nearly £4,000 costs and was fined nearly £400. Plus – if the DVLA does the right thing – he’ll end up paying a few hundred more for lessons and tests.

New Theory Test Material

An email alert from the DSA has just arrived and it says that later this month, new learning materials will be available for those taking the theory test from January 2012.

New Theory Test Materials for Study

This was originally announced in 2010 – it was mentioned in the December 2010 issue of Despatch, and first announced in late October 2010. A lot of people – including instructors – seem not to be aware of it even in late 2011.

In a nutshell, the DSA will no longer be publishing the question bank in an effort to stop people just learning the answers by rote. In a way, it is a throwback to when I did my test many years ago, where you learnt the Highway Code and applied it. Sadly, in just the same way that general secondary education has gone down the route of trying to make it easier for people to pass exams by making the test easier rather than improving the educational system (and then boasting about how good everyone is every Summer, after record A*** (or however many stars they use) grades), so the driving test went the same way over the last 30 years or so.

There are already bad noises coming from the usual agitators, but it is an excellent idea by the DSA.

These new learning materials – books, CDs, and DVDs – will contain example questions, but not the actual ones used on test.

EDIT: The most recent DSA news update says the change comes into force from 23 January 2012.

Test Pass: 19/9/2011

Tick!

Well done to Tom, who passed today with 5 driver faults. Enjoy the beer – but not when you’re driving! A good driver who I’m sure will carry on being safe.

I’ve not had many tests over the summer – since the start of May there have been 9 passes and about 7 fails, so my perfect/very good start to the year took a bit of a dive. What makes it more irritating (though it’s just the way the cookie crumbles statistically) is that the failures are the same people who come in the subsequent list of passes!

Ah well.

Job Satisfaction

I was on a lesson last week and a pupil asked me when I get time off. I explained that I tend to consider cancellations as “time off”, or I might keep a day free now and again. I then added that when you do a job you enjoy, it isn’t actually like work – so it isn’t particularly stressful and you get relaxation, job satisfaction, and you get paid.

Job Satisfaction

He said that that was a great way to look at things.

Mind you, work isn’t all play and job satisfaction no matter how enjoyable it is overall. Some pupils really make you work for your money.

I’ve got one at the moment whose first language isn’t English. In fact, English might not feature in the top ten list of languages she’s even heard of! She’d had 10 lessons previously, but her last instructor had “gone away” and she’d wanted to carry on learning. Getting much more detail wasn’t easy.

To start with, she isn’t a natural driver, and as we progressed – after yet another failed attempt to mount a pavement and cull some pedestrians – a thought suddenly occurred to me. I pulled her over and, with much wording and rewording, discovered that she didn’t know what was meant by the following words and phrases (and I mean in the literal sense):

  • kerb
  • mind the kerb
  • pavement
  • pedestrian
  • roundabout
  • prepare
  • plan
  • plan ahead
  • coasting
  • clutch
  • gas
  • accelerator

The list goes on and on, and I am absolutely convinced that whenever I say anything to her – be it a question, a statement, or an instruction – all she hears is “mwah-mwah-mwah-MWAH-mwah” (watch The Simpsons, Episode 216 to understand that). It would certainly explain why I didn’t seem to be getting anywhere with her.

Santa's Little Helper - Simpsons Ep. 216

On lessons, I have to stop and rack my brain finding ways of conveying even the simplest of instruction. Her mind just can’t take it in on the move. I’ll perhaps say “ease off the gas”, and I end up with whiplash from the resulting emergency stop. Or I’ll say “off the brake, off the brake” (frequently in a higher pitch than usual as I grab the wheel and seek to avoid a pedestrian or cyclist) as we steer sharply and unnecessarily away from a lorry or bus she has reacted to three lanes away travelling in the opposite direction. Almost every time I say “check your mirrors” it will immediately result in a randomly chosen indicator – in fact, even when she really should indicate the actual direction appears to be a random choice. If we approach any junction, her hand will go down for the handbrake, then the gears, then the handbrake again, then she’ll slam on the footbrake, declutch, then bring the clutch up while the footbrake is still on and we’re nearly stopped, resulting in a stall.

The whole situation is made all the more frustrating by the fact that she wants to pass quickly, and so is trying to book lessons just about every day. I don’t have too much of a problem with that, except that she recently filled up all my prime daytime slots, then got ill and cancelled them for five days – all at short notice. Last week, she didn’t tell me that she was taking her theory test at the same time as a lesson (she swears she did, but I have absolutely no recollection of any conversation that amounted to a cancellation), so I turned up and she didn’t show. When I tried to explain that it causes me to lose money and to think about that next time – which took the characteristic age to get across – she didn’t appear to have a clue (or concern) what I was talking about.

Ironically, she turned up for that first theory test without her licence counterpart, so she couldn’t take it.

Then, on her last lesson – that would be the one where she emerged from a side road and “forgot” that she needed to straighten the wheels after a sharp turn and not hit the gas, so we ended up partially on the pavement and narrowly missing (I used the duals) hitting one of those YOUR SPEED IS signs – she asked (and this is the translation I arrived at after careful questioning) “if I pass my theory test next week can I book my practical?”

I just said “No. You’re nowhere near ready.”

No Right Turn (Except for NG11 Taxis)!

You know, I’ve mentioned many times before about the idiotic things people do in front of you when they see you have L plates on the car.

No Right Turn on to Priory Road

Apparently, if you see a car opposite you at traffic lights with L plates on it, it means you can turn right in front of them. L plates also mean that the car wearing them must be overtaken, no matter what speed it is doing, and no matter what the speed limit is.

But I saw something today that really took the biscuit – and it had nothing to do with L plates or learner drivers.

I was heading down Radcliffe Road with a pupil through West Bridgford, and the time was 3.55pm – so traffic was beginning to build up for the rush hour, although it was free-flowing (and Radcliffe Road is a 40mph road, which is busy at the best of times). All of a sudden we came to a complete standstill for a minute or so, and I just assumed that there was a bus or something waiting for a passenger to find her purse and pay.

So, imagine my surprise when I realised it was an NG11 taxi making an illegal right turn into Priory Road. He caused a hell of a queue.

You can see from the photo (and the Google Maps link) that there is a no right turn sign and  ”ahead only” painted clearly in big white letters on the road. But obviously, NG11 taxi drivers are exempt from this.

I only mention this because I have been pissed off with taxis no end today. First of all, they just pull out and do U-turns wherever the hell they want. And then there was one in Nottingham city centre (during the same lesson this afternoon) who decided that he would stop to drop someone off in the middle of the light-controlled junction of Mansfield Road/Shakespeare Street (right outside PC World), and while one lane is closed because the road is up.

Taxi drivers are among the worst drivers on the road (and lest anyone should make any assumptions here, the NG11 driver in this case was white Caucasian male, driving a black “luxury” vehicle).

HP Sauce – Reduced Salt Recipe

Salt Cellar

I’ve written before about how food is being screwed up by the morons who have decided salt is bad for you. Most recently, I had a kebab from Shak’s (in Clifton) and the meat had no flavour whatsoever because they’d taken the bloody salt out of it.

Salt makes food taste good. You can’t get a decent Chinese takeaway anymore, because the rice is cooked without any salt and the soy sauce they use is definitely not like it used to be. Even Indian food is beginning to suffer.

It’s got to the point where I make my own.

And now – according to a story I saw today in various media – Heinz has screwed up HP Sauce by almost halving its salt content. On the one hand, they are only “following government guidelines” – but then you think “hang on! You don’t have to follow guidelines, do you?”

The thing is, research suggests that salt isn’t so bad for you after all. Even as far back as 1998, the vendetta against salt was being questioned. Mind you, I was surprised to learn that the war on salt actually began in 1969 in America. This is a nice summary of recent research.

We’ve been using salt for thousands of years. The only people who are likely to suffer ill-effects from eating it are those who overdo it, and those already predisposed to hypertension who overdo it.

Oh, and if you eat preprocessed crap (OK, not my kebabs and Indians) it’s no wonder you’re overdoing the salt intake.

Sorry for the Lull

I’ve been a bit quiet lately as far as blog posts go. The main reason for this is that I am trying to get the current theory test database on to my server, and so I am playing around with a lot of programming for various reasons (which keep changing).

PHP Header

I’d initially started typing in the questions and answers from the question bank – reasoning that if I did a handful of questions each day then it would only take a few weeks to get them all in. But then I had trouble getting a suitable GUI for the MySQL database – one which didn’t involve a lot of clicking and which would allow me to repetitively enter question and answer text. So I wrote my own.

I’d had a close look at the Driving Test Success DVD and couldn’t find the questions database or any readable files. But then, one of my pupils who has a Mac had had problems running the DSA disk, so she gave it to me and I got her a Mac-compatible one.

The DSA disk has all the questions as XML files.

So, at the moment I am writing a PHP utility to extract the data and convert it to a suitable file format that I’ll be able to import to a MySQL database.

Taking the Rap for Someone Else’s Stupidity

An article in WalletPop suggests that 1 in 20 drivers in the UK would be willing to take the rap on behalf of family and friends to prevent them from being banned.

The article (reporting on an LV= car insurance survey) suggests that around 300,000 drivers have already done it in the last decade!

According to the research, two thirds of those who said they would pretend to have been driving at the time if it meant the other person keeping his or her licence, while more than half said they would do it to prevent a friend or relative losing his or her job.

It’s a rather short-sighted approach, though. What these people fail to appreciate is that by keeping someone on the road when they should be off it, someone else out their might lose a lot more.

Like their life!

The article also reports on a new video speed gun due to enter service. This would make taking the rap harder, as the images would be matched against the photos on peoples’ licences.

Points? What Points?

This is very old story, and all links are now dead and so removed.

Another (yawn!) FOI request by the Daily Mail reveals that there are over 10,000 motorists in the UK who have more than 12 points on their licences, and yet have not been banned. Offences include drink-driving, speeding, and jumping red lights.

I think I’ve mentioned this before, but one of my ex-pupils (she passed her test last year) needed to learn to drive. Her mother suffered from bipolar disorder, and there was evidence that the daughter had also got the same condition. Her father had stopped to help someone at an accident (he wasn’t involved) and he was breathalysed and found to be over the limit – not by a huge amount, but over. He was the manager of a post office and had to be able to drive to get to work.

When his case went to court they banned him. It was virtually automatic.

It appears from this FOI request that there is someone driving around in Bradford who currently has 32 points and is not banned.

It seems that 40% of drivers who reach 12 points seem to manage to hold on to their licences. The Mail cites a specific case:

Courts can impose sentences short of a ban where a disqualification would cause a defendant, or others who depend on them, ‘exceptional hardship’.

his defence has been used by celebrities. For example, in 2008 former England and Liverpool footballer John Barnes escaped a ban for driving without insurance in his £60,000 BMW X5 by claiming it would cause him ‘exceptional hardship’.

He already had nine points on his licence and a six-point penalty would have taken him over the 12-point limit. Barnes, who raked in millions during his 20-year career on the pitch and still earned £4,000 a week, told magistrates he was too hard up to employ a driver.

He said a driving ban would mean he would be unable to carry out his job as manager of the Jamaican national team because he could not be expected to rely on public transport to watch matches.

He wasn’t banned because he was John Barnes. Personally, I think that that in itself should have led to a prison sentence.

The law is an ass. Administered by assholes.

How do Accidents Happen?

Are you ready to be confused? This article from The Telegraph (August 2011) is titled “How do accidents happen?”

It begins by reference to a nondescript accident like you may encounter on your daily travels – traffic queue, blue lights, paramedics, twisted wreckage, and so on – and then links this in with the question “what happened, and could it happen to me?”

It then continues…

Now, for the first time, a startling new report…

Just bear that sentence in mind until a little later while I deal with this article.

The “brand new report” is called “Licence to Skill”, and has apparently broken down what happens in the lead up to an accident and has categorised them by blame, age, sex, what they did wrong, and so on. It is based on police data from around 700,000 accidents between 2005 and 2009. It is written by the Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM).

Neil Greig, the IAM project manager, reckons it has been a “real eye-opener”. He claims that it has “[dispelled] some of the popular myths”. He goes on:

For instance, if you look at Government campaigns they seem to say that speed is the number one problem. But illegal speeding – when drivers exceed the posted limit – accounts for only 13.9 per cent of fatal accidents.[*] A bigger cause [15.9 per cent] is going too fast for the conditions – entering a bend too quickly, for instance – when you might well be under the actual speed limit.(**)

What? Which government campaigns is he referring to? I don’t remember anyone telling me that specifically exceeding the speed limit is the number one problem (*). They may well focus speeding per se when they make their TV ads, but they are not saying that it is only breaking the speed limit that is the problem. Ever since I was taught to driver I have known that inappropriate speed is the number one problem – and I’ve always accepted that speed limits are established to reduce the potential effects of that inappropriate speed.

It’s worth quoting a DETR (Department of the Environment, Transport and the Regions) spokesman from 1999 as part of a “Speed Kills” campaign back then:

The chances of a pedestrian being killed by a car driving at 35mph are twice as high than if the car is doing 30mph.

Some people out there – mainly members of certain groups who think they’re better drivers than everyone else – believe that they should be allowed to decide what is a safe speed, and that speed limits are a waste of time. Go figure that one out.

And what is this nonsense suggesting that speeding per se is irrelevant? I’d point out to Mr Greig that 13.9% and 15.9% are rather close. Indeed, in relation to his 700,000 accidents (just assume they were all deaths for a moment), 13.9% would be just over 97,000 deaths, and 15.9% would be just over 110,000.

They’re both bloody important!

But let’s go back to this claim that all this is brand new.

This Daily Mail story from 2008 says:

Only 3 per cent of car accidents are caused by speeding drivers, Government figures have revealed.

Yet there are nearly 7,000 speed cameras across the country which are unable to detect ‘careless or reckless’ drivers who cause three times as many accidents.

Critics say the Department for Transport figures demolish the main justification for cameras.

If I’d have seen that back in 2008 I would have reported on it as the Mail deliberately being anti-Labour (the then government) and nit-picking with only part of the information for its own purposes. It goes on to say:

Four of the five most frequently reported contributory factors in accidents involved driver or rider error or reaction.

It’s beginning to look a lot like the IAM report, isn’t it? And back in 2008, the AA commented on the government figures:

These figures show that human errors – and the human wish to find a shortcut – contribute to the vast majority of accidents. Some drivers make genuine mistakes and some deliberately take risks.

The RAC added:

…that there was no room for complacency, with drivers between 16 and 29 making up nearly 50 per cent of all driver fatalities.

Interestingly, the story from 2008 relates to accident data in 2007. It reports that there were “247,780 casualties” – just in 2007. So unless there has been a bloody huge fall in accidents in the last 5 years, those “700,000 accidents” that IAM has reported on must have been heavily censored, because on a pro rata basis you’d expect the report to be covering more like 1¼ million (twice as many) accidents.

And then, back in 2004, there was another press release, titled “At Last: The Truth About Road Accident Causation” put out by Safe Speed (and I am aware of the publication date, but can’t see what purpose it would serve as an April 1st hoax). They report that data from 13 police forces reveal accident cause breaks down thus:

  • Inattention 25.8%
  • Failure to judge other person’s path or speed 22.6%
  • Looked but did not see 19.7%
  • Behaviour: careless/thoughtless/reckless 18.4%
  • Failed to look 16.3%
  • Lack of judgement of own path 13.7%
  • Excessive speed 12.5%

Excessive speed is similar to the IAM figure, though it’s hard to draw comparisons with the other categories because IAM has invented its own.

Safe Speed makes this explicit distinction:

“Excessive speed” includes both “speed in excess of the speed limit” and “inappropriate speed for the conditions”. Data from Avon and Somerset – the only such data available in the UK – warns us that 70% of these “excessive speed accidents” take place entirely within the speed limit. We should therefore assume that in all probability only some 3.75% of our road accidents involve exceeding a speed limit.

Again, almost identical to the IAM findings and the ones reported four years later by the Daily Mail. Safe Speed further adds:

Paul Smith, Founder of the Safe Speed campaign, comments: “When the main causes of accidents involve drivers failing to properly observe or react to road hazards it should be obvious that the modern emphasis on speed limit enforcement by camera risks INCREASING these common accident types as precious and vital driver attention is diverted to the speedometer, speed limits and the risk of speed enforcement operations.”

Paul continues: “It is outrageous that we have had to wait many years to see this important road safety information. It turns out that certain Police forces have been supplying such data to the DfT since 1997, yet the DfT have failed to publish it and have failed to respond properly to requests to view the data. Our modern road safety policy is based on incomplete data and false assumptions. No wonder we have had the poorest road safety decade on record.”

There is a huge amount of spin being applied by people out there who don’t like speed cameras. I’m not sure how Mr Smith sees it as being so “obvious” that cameras are the cause of these accidents – I pointed out in a recent story about speed cameras how people wouldn’t have to worry about them if they didn’t break the limit in the first place. Mr Smith “obviously” hasn’t considered that.

So, in a nutshell, the IAM report isn’t “new” – in that it doesn’t report anything that hasn’t been reported before. At best, more recent data back up exactly what has always been the case. It also can’t hide an underlying dislike of speed cameras, and a belief that they are there to make money – it’s almost as if speed cameras being classed as evil was an initial premise, even before the report was written. You can see it coming through in the rhetoric.

It stands to reason that the faster people drive, the more likely it becomes that they will not be able to respond appropriately to a sudden hazard in front of them. This will be true at any speed.

Common sense would dictate that good drivers would moderate their speeds according to traffic conditions. The accident statistics clearly suggest that this doesn’t happen – and these reports are merely identifying the outcome of that.

However, since drivers are incapable of applying common sense in enough numbers for people not to keep being killed and seriously injured, it is necessary for speed limits to be applied to reduce the carnage – and ever-lower ones at that (campaigns to reduce it to 20mph in current 30mph zones, for example). But drivers are not even smart enough to obey these speed limits, exceeding which will result in fines and points on their licences.

So why should so many tears be shed over them being caught?

The current data show that speed AND speeding are serious problems.