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Australian Pensioner Drives Wrong Way On Motorway

As if the story about a 90-year old man killing another motorist by driving the wrong way on the A30 in the UK wasn’t enough, there’s a story from Australia about a similar incident (albeit, without anyone dying this time).

Ronald Jackson, whose age isn’t given, had recently passed a refresher course. But he’d also recently suffered a stroke – and although it isn’t clear if this was connected with the course, it WAS cited as a reason he may have become “confused”.

Jackson drove for more than 7 miles, weaving through oncoming traffic whilst towing a caravan!

His defence lawyer said his only other offence was a speeding ticket 30 years ago. Well, that makes it all right, then.

Jackson was banned. The poorly written article doesn’t go into any more detail.

Don’t forget to sign the e-petition for Cassie’s Law. (Petition now closed)

Cheap Learner Insurance

This story came through on the newsfeeds. It mentions a new insurance scheme called Red Marmalade (nee Provisional Marmalade), which is taken as an add-on to any existing insurance.

It is a pay-as-you-go system, so learners can use it to get private practice in between lessons. I also suspect it will get a few people hot under the collar, since the “Red” part of the name is… yes, Red Driving School.

In the example given, a typical 17-year old learning in a Nissan Micra could add the equivalent of £500 plus per month to the parent’s insurance (in my experience it is nowhere near as much as this), whereas this separate policy just costs just £85.50.

I’d still advise shopping around – when I was training to be an instructor (it was a long time ago, I have to admit) my own insurance was costing me about £25 a month. Adding a 17-year old female to the policy took it up to £80 a month. It’s quite possible that this kind of mark-up is still obtainable – not everyone lives in Kensington and uses the most expensive insurer on the planet, as many “typical” examples seem to suggest.

Indeed, the so-called “average” premiums being touted by the national press are massively greater than any my pupils get quoted.

Why Are Driving Examiners A***holes?

Large MirrorYep. Someone found the blog on precisely that search term.

I think whoever asked it really needs to stand in front of a mirror and take a long, hard look. Then maybe they’ll start to realise just where the real problems actually are.

There’s nothing wrong with most driving examiners – but there’s a lot wrong with how some people react to the simple fact that they are examiners.

Too many precious little darlings these days have been brought up to expect everything to be easy. Their education has been dumbed down so that they can’t fail.

Mummy and daddy have probably bought them anything they have ever asked for – including all their driving lessons. In many cases, there’s even a brand, spanking new Corsa with blacked out windows and wide exhaust pipe waiting on the drive as a “birthday present”. So it’s hardly surprising that the blame for failing their driving test should fall on the examiner and not themselves.

You fail your test if you aren’t good enough on the day. Period.

Elderly Driver Banned For Life

At last! This sort of sentence needs to be passed out more often – particularly when you bear in mind the events surrounding the e-petition for Cassie’s Law, which I’ve written about several times previously.

Turner Waddell, 90, managed to get on the A30 in Hampshire and head the wrong way. In spite of being flashed by other drivers, what is left of his aged brain still failed to alert him to the fact that something was wrong – as it would have done with anyone who was fit to drive in the first place.

Waddell travelled for nearly a mile before colliding head-on with Neil Colquhoun.

Neil Colquhoun died (at the scene, if I read the story correctly). The police have stated categorically that there was nothing he could have done, and that he was entirely blameless.

The police also pointed out that Waddell has defective eyesight and was not fit to be driving on the road.

The ITN report is quite poorly written, but the indications are that Waddell received a life ban from driving (I wish they’d explained that in proper terms) and a nine-month sentence suspended for two years.

Let’s be in no doubt about this: Waddell committed this act BECAUSE he was 90, and BECAUSE he was suffering from deficiencies that are many more times likely in someone who is 90 (see update below) than they are in people who are 20 or 30. Anyone who suggests it wasn’t due to age is talking out of their backside.

The bleeding hearts out there who believe that all old people should be allowed to drive “because it gives them mobility” ought to be doing reality checks when stories like this crop up. Some ADIs even specialise in teaching people who should not be on the roads at all – which makes you wonder precisely whose interests they are serving.

We need new laws to prevent age-impaired drivers from killing innocent people, and they need to be removed from the roads by legal force instead of continuing to be allowed to lie on their periodic licence renewal forms.

It’s vital that Cassie’s Law gets more signatures. (Petition now closed)

In an update to this story, it turns out that the the idiot responsible, Dr Turner Waddell, was also in the early stages of dementia! He walks with a zimmer frame and is also hearing-impaired.

It’s a little hard to believe sometimes that that people like this are legally allowed to drive.

It’s even harder to believe that some instructors actually specialise in getting them on the roads, and are continually whinging about how hard the testing system is for the poor darlings? It is appalling – and just as bad, in its own way, as allowing such incapable people out on the roads in the first place.

Judge Keith Cutler said: “If there is any message that should come from this it should be that the elderly and those that care for them – their families and doctors – should think very, very carefully about whether the elderly should still be able to drive on the road.

“There is sometimes a form of arrogance that one can carry on exercising a right to drive when that should not be done.”

Absolutely correct. As I said above, it’s vital that Cassie’s Law gets more signatures. We NEED the Law to change. (Petition now closed)


In a related story, there was a phone-in on LBC 97.3 FM, according to one of the presenter’s blogs. He notes:

Twenty motorists aged 80 and above took their driving test for the first time, according to figures released by the Department for Transport, and 5 of them (including a 91 year old) passed. Why we’re they allowed to do this? Surely this is a bad idea. I wanted to know if you think old drivers should face restrictions? For example, once they turn 70, perhaps they should stop driving? Or take another test? It turned into a bit of a blood bath, with some irate callers telling me that a ban on driving, for them, would bring their lives to a sudden halt. I wasn’t convinced; just because you want to drive doesn’t mean you should!

The problem – the REAL problem – is tucked away in there if you look. It’s old people calling foul if anything goes against them. What you basically have is (some) dangerous elderly drivers who are not fit to be out alone on foot, never mind in a car, arguing that being banned would affect their cushy little lives.

I’m sure that Neil Colquhoun and Cassie McCord – if they can see any of this – who have both been removed from this world by absolutely decrepit people behind the wheels of cars they shouldn’t have been would be happy to hear the nonsensical rantings of these people. And I’m sure their families would, too.

Barkes is right: Just because you want to, doesn’t mean you should!

That applies to all aspects of life.


A lot of people confuse this issue with that of retesting ALL drivers. It’s not the same thing.

This is about confiscating the licences of people who are effectively “too old” or otherwise infirm to drive, and who are found to be so by the police at the time of an incident. This is as a direct result of increasing numbers of high profile incidents involving that group.

It is the police inability to confiscate such licences that led to Cassie’s death.

The whole point here is that if the police find someone to be deficient they need to have powers to remove them from the roads immediately. At present, the police could attend an incident, find someone to have age-related eyesight (or other faculty) problems, and yet they cannot force that person off the road.

To make matters worse, that same driver who the police are unable to remove from the road could immediately fill in a form to declare they are fit to drive and get their licence renewed for another 5 years. Many do exactly this each and every day. It is only by good fortune (and other drivers’ quick actions) that they haven’t had accidents.

It was such an age-impaired driver who killed Cassie McCord – he had had an accident only a short time before, and was found by the police at that time to be incapable of driving safely. But the police were powerless to get him off the roads.

Of course, this leads some of the big-heart/small-brain types out there to start feeling sorry for elderly drivers – as if that is some sort of justification for them to hold on to their licences once they start to lose their faculties. It isn’t.

The fact remains that as we get older we all start to wind down – to wear out – prior to the inevitable end. It affects some people much more than others. There’s no point trying to compare older drivers with younger ones in this respect, or by rattling on about how dangerous other drivers can be.

Younger drivers (especially the males) tend to have accidents because they’re arseholes, but who don’t realise that fact. Older drivers of the type in question tend to have accidents because they simply can’t cut it any more (in many cases, they just can’t see – but tell the DVLA that they can). The two situations are as different as chalk and cheese. The drivers who killed Cassie McCord and Neil Colquhoun were deficient due to advanced age – nothing else.

Cycling Lessons For Driving Instructors?

I hear there is a campaign being started saying that driving instructors should be given cycling lessons so that they can “understand” how vulnerable cyclists are in order to be able to pass it on to their learners.

Child's Bike with stabilisersAs regular readers will know, two of my pet hates are dumbing down and deferring responsibility away from where it should be targeted. This ridiculous suggestion ticks both boxes.

Any driving instructor who needs cycling lessons in order to realise that cyclists and cars don’t mix shouldn’t be an ADI in the first place. And neither should anyone who thinks this is a good idea. It’s idiotic.

Although I don’t have an issue with cyclists as a whole, there are two groups who are their own worst enemies. Notably, the Spandex crowd and teenagers. Even young children with stabilisers fitted ride their bikes better than these two groups do, which strongly suggests their actions are deliberate or, at best, in the couldn’t-care-less category. That tells you where the problem is.

Councils have spent millions building cycle routes, which the Spandex lot in particular totally refuse to use, putting themselves needlessly close to traffic in situations where it is obvious that there is danger. Teenagers on those stupid BMX bikes that are too small for them will happily ride the wrong way down roads, jump off kerbs without looking, and do anything else their ineffective and totally irresponsible parents and teachers haven’t tried to stop them from doing.

I was on a lesson today with a pupil who was passing parked cars too closely – not even deviating a little when he approached them. Yet when he went past any cyclist he was giving them at least two car widths room, sometimes crossing into the path of oncoming traffic! He was more concerned about the cyclists than the other vehicles. That’s because he already knows how vulnerable cyclists are, as do I, and as does 99% of the motoring public.

This kind of suggestion is what you get when you put knowledge and expertise lower down the priority list than some wishy-washy modern “coaching” initiative. It is such nonsense which has allowed non-experts with little knowledge to gain unfortunately prominent positions in many areas they shouldn’t be allowed within a mile of (yes, it isn’t just the driver training industry that has suffered).

Efforts should be made to encourage cyclists to stay away from traffic, not to get closer to it and attempt to pass needless responsibility on to motorists.

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Fuzzy Logic… Fuzzy Brain

Village Idiot - ADII saw a funny topic on a web forum recently where someone said that they frequently see other ADIs driving badly. I can concur with that – I see it a lot of the time, too. Mostly, exceeding speed limits and stopping in inappropriate places (and don’t get me started on trying to do manoeuvres 10 feet away from where you’re doing one already).

Then, someone else said they’d seen an AA instructor driving badly, and in their infinite wisdom concluded that this is a good reason never to take driving lessons from the AA! Have you ever heard such nonsense, and from an ADI at that?

Oh, wait. What am I saying.? Some ADIs specialise in spouting such nonsense – I go on about it all the time!

Every ADI is self-employed (well, except perhaps for a handful lah-dee-dah types in London, catering for Hooray Henrys and Henriettas). An ADI can choose to work in their own name (referred to as “solo”) or franchised to someone else’s. They can go from franchise to solo, or solo to franchise – and in the current climate many appear to be taking the latter route.

The simple act of taking on a franchise (or of shedding one) does not alter the DNA of the ADI in question. If they’re a prat to begin with, they’ll be a prat ADI Badgewhatever name they work under.

You could easily get a bad ADI whoever you go to if you’re unlucky. I might be the local solo fossil whose reputation far exceeds his abilities, the new solo kid on the block selling lessons for a fiver, or yes – even one from BSM, the AA, Red, Bill Plant, and so on.

Since the crap solo instructor struggling for work could join any one of these franchises within hours if he so chose (and many are doing just that at the moment), the problem isn’t with the Name On The Headboard.

The problem is with the Name On The Green Badge.

Short-sighted Maniac Kills TWO Women

This story came through last week. It tells how a lorry driver has been jailed for killing a 97-year old woman on a pedestrian crossing in London.

Joao Correia-Lopes had already killed cyclist, Eilidh Cairns, by driving into the back of her in 2009. At that time he was told to wear glasses to correct his defective vision – I can’t understand why he wasn’t serving a full jail term for that, but the advice to wear glasses seems to have been all that he got!

‘He was never charged with an offence of causing her [Eilidhs’s] death. Investigations found that his eyesight was poor and he should have been wearing spectacles,’ said the prosecutor.

‘His licence was endorsed with three points and a condition added that he should wear spectacles.’

After Correia-Lopes was through with his latest killing spree, police found a magnet fitted to his HGV instruments to prevent him being logged as working too many hours (lorry drivers have to take breaks by law). Apparently, he had been involved in “numerous incidents” between killing his first victim and Nora Gutman (the 97-year old in this case). Only the week before he rear-ended another vehicle.

Correia-Lopes was NOT wearing spectacles this time, either. He was jailed for 4 years – and also prosecuted for tampering with his driving log.

He’ll be out in 2 years, I’d guess.

Hazard Perception Test: 2012

The latest issue of Despatch notes that the Hazard Perception Test is to be updated using computer generated imagery (CGI), and that the contract has been awarded to a London-based company called Jelly (I think this is their site – some superb video clips on there). Early demo videos were released in February 2012.

From the DSA’s standpoint, this change is simply intended to introduce better quality versions of the current clips. After that, additional clips will be produced presenting scenarios which would have been just too difficult or dangerous to film in real life (i.e. children, cyclists, etc.).

HPT CGI ImageThe thing you have to note here is that the image quality is superb. You almost have to say that it is better than real life (if that were possible). Of course, there are the usual detractors – mostly the remnants of that group of ADIs who found it difficult to pass the HPT when it was first introduced some years ago.

Any change to or comment about the HPT by DSA is like standing on an ants’ nest, as all the ADIs who don’t like it start running around yelling “HPT is crap” to anyone who will listen. But is it?

Many ADIs seem to hold the unrealistic belief that every single aspect of driving instruction and driving testing should be 100% relevant, 100% discriminating, and 100% accurate – that it should touch every person who is subject to it in exactly the same way, and to the core of their being. They are totally incapable of understanding that the real world does not work like that.

The most frequent (and most childish) accusation is that HPT is merely a “video game”. Comments of this nature usually come from people who don’t understand what they’re saying – like when children learn a rude word and keep repeating it ad nauseam without understanding it to annoy all the grown-ups. Indeed, the people who use this term the most tend to use it as their only name for the HPT – they don’t actually refer to HPT, but to the “video game”.

HPT has never been intended to be an exact duplicate of, or substitute for, the real world anymore than the practical test has ever been intended to test people on every conceivable situation they will ever encounter out on the roads. All it is is a sample – a foundation – which driving lessons and then driving on their own will enhance over a lifetime of practice. It’s like when I got my Bronze Certificate for swimming when I was in primary school – at the time it was a milestone in my development, and a stepping stone to my next challenge. At the time it was totally relevant. Today, I can swim much further than that and that certificate is totally irrelevant. HPT works the same way.

There is a lot of talk about how driving skills should be taught in schools from an early age. How do those who condemn HPT as a “video game” think that such teaching would be carried out? By allowing 7-year olds to drive cars on the roads? Or by computer simulations and other less direct means?

When I was 10 or 11 I got my cycling proficiency badge (incidentally, I’m glad to see that this is becoming popular again). Much of the training was to do with road safety, and it gave me a good grounding for when I started to go out on my own (on my bike or on foot) as I got older, and that in its turn provided more grounding for when I started to drive. You see that’s how life works – you’re not born into the world as a fully-matured human being. You have to attain maturity through experience, and it takes at least 17 years to gain enough experience to be able to pass yourself off as an adult  Of course, driving (and learning to drive) is simply a very small part of being an adult, but in its own right it requires experience to be gained before someone can pass themselves off as a competent driver.

Incidentally, today’s politically correct morons would happily teach things to kids who are too young to be engaging in the activity in question. Sex education at 4,so that they can be better parents when they get/make someone pregnant at 12; how to drive – so they won’t kill themselves when they start stealing cars when they’re 8. But I digress.

I’m sure that there are an infinite number of ways people could be taught to drive. In fact, when you think about it, with around 40,000 driving instructors out there you could say there are already around 40,000 different ways being used. But there is an old saying that the end justifies the means, and as long as the end result is acceptable, what happens in the middle is pretty much irrelevant. That’s one reason I find anti-HPT sentiments so childish and irritating.

The HPT test cannot possibly make someone a poorer driver (though at least one rabid anti-HPT instructor has claimed publicly that it does). The absolute worst thing HPT could do is have no effect whatsoever on someone’s learning, and I’m sure that this is true for some people. However, there are definitely many out there – the majority, if fact – for whom HPT has a positive effect at the time they take the test. This then serves as a foundation to be built upon by their driving lessons and their own common sense once they pass their tests.

HPT isn’t perfect. It could be different and it could be better. But it isn’t crap.

Independent Driving Maps

This is a very old article, and they no longer use maps – it was the precursor to using a satnav.

I get a large amount of traffic based around the above search term. It’s so long since the introduction of the Independent Driving (ID) section of the test – more than a year ago – that it confuses me a little that the ID maps are still such a popular search item.

I am in the East Midlands, and 99.9% of those doing the searching are not.

Most ADIs must know by now what the ID section consists of, and even if they’re newly-qualified then they’d have seen the maps (or samples of them)during their training.

The maps used by driving examiners look roughly like the one here – and this is one of those released by the DSA as a sample some time before ID was introduced in October 2010. They’re simple line drawings, not Ordnance Survey maps or anything like you’d find in an atlas. And they only include two or three hazards (the one here has a left turn, a right turn, and a roundabout). They’re not intended to be anything more than schematics of a simple and very short route.

The actual maps – like the actual test routes – are not published, and I’d argue that any ADI who attempted to catalogue them (or even teach them specifically) is a very poor instructor.

From what I’ve seen, some instructors go to incredible lengths to make the diagrams they use on lessons look exactly like the ones the examiners use. They even go so far as to put on hi-vis yellow jackets and make copies of driving test marking sheets fixed to clipboards so they can conduct mock tests as if they were real examiners! Honestly, they do! Is it any wonder pupils get worried about how difficult it is to “read maps” for the ID section when someone is making it seem so dramatic?

My approach is to treat the whole business of ID as a matter-of-fact affair.

To start with, although I know a few of the ID routes from having sat in on a few tests (plus what my other pupils have told me about the routes they went on), I don’t teach those routes specifically. Even if I do happen to cover one on a lesson, I just say that the test could pass through this area.

When I decide to do a session on ID using a map (and it doesn’t have to be a whole lesson, either – it only takes about 10 minutes), I get the pupil to pull over somewhere, and then I sketch a simple line map like the one on the left (I drew this one just now for the purposes of this article).

It absolutely does not need to be an identical copy to those the examiners use.

The directions would go something like “we’re parked here [the dot]. I want you to drive on and turn right, third exit, at the roundabout. Then, turn left on to the main road. Follow the road to the next roundabout, then turn left, first exit”. I will perhaps add “and then follow the signs to…” at the end, because that’s what the examiners can do.

Obviously, and especially if it’s the first time we’ve covered ID, I will explain that if they aren’t sure which way to go, then they should ask. Then I will confirm the route.

I explain that that’s exactly what they should do on their tests, because it isn’t a test of their navigational skills or ability to remember a route. All they have to do is ask “was it left or right here” and the examiner will tell them. Their task is to negotiate the junction or hazard correctly (mirrors, signal, etc.), because that’s what they’ll have to be doing the following day if they pass!

The candidate could be asked just to follow road signs.

It would appear that examiners are not routinely using the maps anymore – though pupils can ask to see them. ( EDIT: I’ve sat in on two tests in late-2012 and I can assure you examiners ARE using them).

ID has made the driving test much, much easier, and my only complaint is that candidates do just one manoeuvre now. The vast majority of candidates have absolutely no trouble with ID. Indeed, the latest statistics from the DSA (see the link above) would indicate that pass rates have gone up as a result of it.

Those going to test should recognise that being nervous is not a sign that you can’t drive or that ID is a bad thing. Nerves are completely natural.when no one is telling you what to do (i.e. on the ID part of the test), and it’s not a sign that ID is difficult or unfair. Far too many people (including ADIs) think it is, though.

Despatch: August 2012

The August issue of Despatch is now available for download.

Some of the topics have already been covered by email alerts, such as new powers to protect learners and using Halfords for driving tests.

There is some interesting stuff about test stats (also available elsewhere), but summarised, and a very interesting one about the hazard perception test and CGI (initially mentioned in February this year). I want to say more about these two in separate posts.

Odds and ends include news on the book Driving: The Essential Skills – now available as an e-book – and the fact that examiners no longer use those independent driving maps automatically (which has got certain aged agitators up on their soap boxes going “I told you so”).