Category - Bad Drivers

Mobile Phone Bans Ineffective?

Mobile PhoneNice to see that the American educational system is no better than ours. After years of dumbing down and inflated grades to make people look better than they are, the same people seem to be at universities, demonstrating a very rudimentary understanding of accident statistics and the factors which affect them.

This report (via The Telegraph) from MIT says that mobile phone bans in cars might be ineffective because those who use mobiles are already bad drivers.

I would hope that most of those reading this can already see the obvious problem with this statement. If someone is already a bad driver, using a mobile phone will just make them worse.

The study leader, Bryan Reimer, is quoted (it’s an American quote, hence the spelling):

It’s clear that cell phones in and of themselves impair the ability to manage the demands of driving.

But the fundamental problem may be the behavior of the individuals willing to pick up the technology.

You cannot possibly suggest that using a mobile phone doesn’t impair your ability to concentrate on driving, yet that’s what this guy is implying in spite of that first sentence. Why do so many academics try to be clever and find conflict or uncertainty where there is none? If you fiddle with the radio or CD, try to open a packet of sweets or sandwiches, tip your head back to drink, try to feed the sprog in the baby seat at the side of or behind you… or piss about with your mobile phone, then you are distracted.

Banning the use of mobile phones – and enforcing it with hefty penalties – addresses just one part of the overall problem. People being rubbish drivers at the genetic level is part of the same problem, but totally unconnected with mobile phone distraction while driving.

To make matters worse, the “study” only involved 108 people, and those were split into three age groups (giving only 36 per group if it was an equal split). They were also “asked” to grade themselves as frequent or infrequent mobile phone users while driving (so objectivity has just sailed away over the horizon).

The findings were reported earlier this month in ‘Accident Analysis & Prevention’ and may explain why cell phone bans do not seem to work.

‘Cell phone bans have reduced cell phone use by drivers, but the perplexing thing is that they haven’t reduced crashes,’ said Russ Rader, a spokesperson for the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety in Arlington, Virginia…

They don’t work because the whole issue is far more complex than this “study” has assumed, and people just ignore the bans, for God’s sake! In the UK, you’re looking at a fixed penalty of £60 and 3 points on your licence at the very least. If it goes to court then £1,000 and a ban is quite likely. Yet when I’m out on the roads, it can be as many as 50% of other road users pratting about on phones at traffic lights (i.e. when I get chance to look). Some of them – predominantly women, I’m afraid – are obviously texting or networking, and not merely talking.

‘There is no question in anyone’s mind that talking on a cell phone increases risk,’ said Reimer.

Then why bloody well suggest the opposite, and say to the media that bans don’t work? The only logical action from that is to change the law so people can use them, especially as far as the typical journalist’s brain in concerned. And that’s just stupid when you’ve also just said that using one increases risk!

As I say, the whole issue is far more complex, and extant research – on many more people – has shown:

…that if you’re using any mobile phone when driving, you’re four times more likely to crash. You also have significantly worse reaction times than someone driving after drinking alcohol at the legal limit.

To find out how difficult it is to focus on several things while driving, try the Driving Challenge. This online game highlights the dangers of using your phone when driving.

Try the Driving Challenge

See that? See how complex it is, now that we know that those genetically bad drivers are still potentially (no research has tried to nitpick this aspect separately yet) affected by distraction more with their mobiles than they are with alcohol?

The MIT “study” only really shows that driver attitude and character might be a factor in distraction.It absolutely does not prove that phone bans don’t work, The accident statistics are too complex for such an immature conclusion to be drawn from such limited and flawed (allowing people to grade themselves) data.

National Express Driver “Reacted Quickly”

This story on the BBC is interesting. A National Express bus crashed into, and killed, a pedestrian – it was doing 62mph in a 50mph zone.

Just to clarify that: it was doing a measured 12mph over the speed limit. Or in other words, the speedo in the cab was likely to be showing closer to 70mph.

When I’m on the motorway driving at the speed limit I am frequently overtaken by National Express coaches. They often pass at quite considerable relative speed. I very rarely overtake one myself. A bit like Audis, really.

I half-jokingly warn my pupils to be careful around them because they’re “Exocet missiles with custom body jobs”.

A passenger on the bus said that the driver “reacted quickly”. I can’t see how this is going to cancel out that thing about driving over the speed limit.

Welsh Prat Banned (Again) And Jailed

Mark Griffiths is one of that special breed of man. Specifically, he looks like a man, but is actually pond life slime.

According to this article in Wales Online, his achievements amount to the following:

  • ploughed into another car leaving four people needing hospital treatment
  • 15 previous court appearances for 62 other offences
  • 14 convictions for driving while banned
  • leaving the scene of an accident (with wheel spin)
  • failing to report an accident
  • skidmarks 10m long
  • lying to police about being involved
  • aggravated vehicle taking
  • driving without a licence/while disqualified
  • driving without insurance
  • driving under the influence of alcohol

But hey! His defence lawyer, Laurence Jones, said he had shown “genuine remorse”. Fortunately, the Recorder (or Magistrate) knew that this was complete bullshit, saying:

You are a menace to road users. You cannot or will not learn from the sentences the court has imposed on you in the past.

Rarely, if ever, have I seen a motoring record that compares to yours. It is appalling. I regret the powers I have are so limited.

He was jailed for 16 months (so he’ll be out just after Christmas, probably) and banned for 3 years.

Driving Lessons For 12-year Olds In Australia

This is what happens if you hit a kangarooBack in February I commented on a publicity stunt by a school which had found a very unique selling point for its driving lessons. Quentin Willson – a self-styled driving expert and pistonhead (and ex-presenter of Top Gear) – was championing it.

Well, it looks like someone over in Oz has got hold of it and is similarly passing it off as a great idea with heaps of fuzzy logic and contradictory information.

Australia has its own problems with maniac young drivers frequently wrapping themselves round Eucalyptus trees and unsuspecting kangaroos. In spite of this, the insane idea that the problems can be solved by encouraging kids – and I mean young children – to drool over cars and give them access to the keys has still surfaced.

The Confederation of Australian Motor Sport (CAMS) is behind the initiative and keen for the program to be funded by government and used in all secondary schools across Australia.

The pilot, being run in Adelaide, will try to teach 12 to 18-year-olds good driving habits before they can pick up any bad habits from their parents or friends.

Sue Evans is a four-times Australian Rally champion with partner Simon and is taking part in a trial of the program at Heathfield High School in the Adelaide hills.

I like the word “oxymoron”. Having a motor sport group style itself as road safety advocate is a good example of one. Having a rally driver championing it is another:

With a teenage son learning to drive, she says the family is passionate about educating the young on good driving.

“As a rally car co-driver, I take road safety very seriously,” she said.

Just because someone has kids and drives a car – and quite a few people do, though this simple fact seems to escape many – doesn’t necessarily make them experts on road safety. And being a rally driver certainly doesn’t. I can think of at least two examples of racing drivers from the recent past who didn’t actually hold driving licences, so all their “skill” was on the track.

Children should be kept away from cars proper until they’re old enough to drive legally. And parents of children who can’t wait should be dealt with as unfit in many cases.

Giving lessons to 12-year olds is not the way to deal with underage driving. Either over here or anywhere else. It’s just the way the weak-minded get round dealing with the real problem.

Teenager Arrested Driving at 89mph in 30mph Zone

This is why insurance is so high for teenagers – because of dickheads like this as-yet unnamed 18-year old.

He was driving through a village 30mph zone and was clocked at 89mph. As the police said, if anyone walking home had stepped out he would have had no chance of stopping.

He was driving a red Fiesta and failed to stop for police. They later traced him and arrested him, but released him on bail. If it were me, I’d have kept him locked up because our wonderful legal system will probably let him off lightly if the case ever makes it that far.

Millionth Uninsured Vehicle Seized

The Guardian reports that UK police have seized their millionth uninsured vehicle (it was in the West Midlands). The report mentions that out of 34 million drivers in the UK, around 1.2 million are uninsured.

Since 2005, when police gained powers to seize uninsured vehicles, an average of 500 a day have been nabbed! About a third of those have ended up being crushed.

The article says that uninsured drivers kill 160 and injure 23,000 people a year. That’s quite frightening when you think about it.

This Motor Insurers’ Bureau (MIB) “research” (it’s actually just a survey-cum-press release) says:

New research* undertaken amongst communities in the West Midlands and West Yorkshire highlights that a third of people still do not understand the current laws on car insurance, so are risking fines of up to £5,000; points on their licence and having their cars seized by police. Some of the reasons cited by motorists living in these hotspot areas, include: the cost of motor insurance, not understanding the law and penalties, and a belief that they’ll get away with it.

I love the way they completely avoid mentioning the extremely significant cultural issues which are involved here. Even so, they contradict themselves in that paragraph.

On the one hand, they say people “do not understand” the law. Then, in the next sentence they say that those questioned say insurance in “too high” and believe “that they’ll get away with it”. So which is it, MIB?

The postcode areas in question have very significant demographics in terms of ethnicity and poverty, and it is clear that people are anxious to protect that aspect and avoid identifying it. Of course, if you are hit and killed by an uninsured driver, it doesn’t matter to you or your family who the driver was – you’re still dead, and the he was still uninsured.

But the police – and any other authority wanting to change things – should be very concerned about the obvious common denominators.

As I’ve said before, driving is a privilege, not a right. Of the people who drive uninsured, 95% of them KNOW that they are driving uninsured, and they know it is illegal.

Australian Pensioner Drives Wrong Way On Motorway

As if the story about a 90-year old man killing another motorist by driving the wrong way on the A30 in the UK wasn’t enough, there’s a story from Australia about a similar incident (albeit, without anyone dying this time).

Ronald Jackson, whose age isn’t given, had recently passed a refresher course. But he’d also recently suffered a stroke – and although it isn’t clear if this was connected with the course, it WAS cited as a reason he may have become “confused”.

Jackson drove for more than 7 miles, weaving through oncoming traffic whilst towing a caravan!

His defence lawyer said his only other offence was a speeding ticket 30 years ago. Well, that makes it all right, then.

Jackson was banned. The poorly written article doesn’t go into any more detail.

Don’t forget to sign the e-petition for Cassie’s Law. (Petition now closed)

Why Are Driving Examiners A***holes?

Large MirrorYep. Someone found the blog on precisely that search term.

I think whoever asked it really needs to stand in front of a mirror and take a long, hard look. Then maybe they’ll start to realise just where the real problems actually are.

There’s nothing wrong with most driving examiners – but there’s a lot wrong with how some people react to the simple fact that they are examiners.

Too many precious little darlings these days have been brought up to expect everything to be easy. Their education has been dumbed down so that they can’t fail.

Mummy and daddy have probably bought them anything they have ever asked for – including all their driving lessons. In many cases, there’s even a brand, spanking new Corsa with blacked out windows and wide exhaust pipe waiting on the drive as a “birthday present”. So it’s hardly surprising that the blame for failing their driving test should fall on the examiner and not themselves.

You fail your test if you aren’t good enough on the day. Period.

Elderly Driver Banned For Life

At last! This sort of sentence needs to be passed out more often – particularly when you bear in mind the events surrounding the e-petition for Cassie’s Law, which I’ve written about several times previously.

Turner Waddell, 90, managed to get on the A30 in Hampshire and head the wrong way. In spite of being flashed by other drivers, what is left of his aged brain still failed to alert him to the fact that something was wrong – as it would have done with anyone who was fit to drive in the first place.

Waddell travelled for nearly a mile before colliding head-on with Neil Colquhoun.

Neil Colquhoun died (at the scene, if I read the story correctly). The police have stated categorically that there was nothing he could have done, and that he was entirely blameless.

The police also pointed out that Waddell has defective eyesight and was not fit to be driving on the road.

The ITN report is quite poorly written, but the indications are that Waddell received a life ban from driving (I wish they’d explained that in proper terms) and a nine-month sentence suspended for two years.

Let’s be in no doubt about this: Waddell committed this act BECAUSE he was 90, and BECAUSE he was suffering from deficiencies that are many more times likely in someone who is 90 (see update below) than they are in people who are 20 or 30. Anyone who suggests it wasn’t due to age is talking out of their backside.

The bleeding hearts out there who believe that all old people should be allowed to drive “because it gives them mobility” ought to be doing reality checks when stories like this crop up. Some ADIs even specialise in teaching people who should not be on the roads at all – which makes you wonder precisely whose interests they are serving.

We need new laws to prevent age-impaired drivers from killing innocent people, and they need to be removed from the roads by legal force instead of continuing to be allowed to lie on their periodic licence renewal forms.

It’s vital that Cassie’s Law gets more signatures. (Petition now closed)

In an update to this story, it turns out that the the idiot responsible, Dr Turner Waddell, was also in the early stages of dementia! He walks with a zimmer frame and is also hearing-impaired.

It’s a little hard to believe sometimes that that people like this are legally allowed to drive.

It’s even harder to believe that some instructors actually specialise in getting them on the roads, and are continually whinging about how hard the testing system is for the poor darlings? It is appalling – and just as bad, in its own way, as allowing such incapable people out on the roads in the first place.

Judge Keith Cutler said: “If there is any message that should come from this it should be that the elderly and those that care for them – their families and doctors – should think very, very carefully about whether the elderly should still be able to drive on the road.

“There is sometimes a form of arrogance that one can carry on exercising a right to drive when that should not be done.”

Absolutely correct. As I said above, it’s vital that Cassie’s Law gets more signatures. We NEED the Law to change. (Petition now closed)


In a related story, there was a phone-in on LBC 97.3 FM, according to one of the presenter’s blogs. He notes:

Twenty motorists aged 80 and above took their driving test for the first time, according to figures released by the Department for Transport, and 5 of them (including a 91 year old) passed. Why we’re they allowed to do this? Surely this is a bad idea. I wanted to know if you think old drivers should face restrictions? For example, once they turn 70, perhaps they should stop driving? Or take another test? It turned into a bit of a blood bath, with some irate callers telling me that a ban on driving, for them, would bring their lives to a sudden halt. I wasn’t convinced; just because you want to drive doesn’t mean you should!

The problem – the REAL problem – is tucked away in there if you look. It’s old people calling foul if anything goes against them. What you basically have is (some) dangerous elderly drivers who are not fit to be out alone on foot, never mind in a car, arguing that being banned would affect their cushy little lives.

I’m sure that Neil Colquhoun and Cassie McCord – if they can see any of this – who have both been removed from this world by absolutely decrepit people behind the wheels of cars they shouldn’t have been would be happy to hear the nonsensical rantings of these people. And I’m sure their families would, too.

Barkes is right: Just because you want to, doesn’t mean you should!

That applies to all aspects of life.


A lot of people confuse this issue with that of retesting ALL drivers. It’s not the same thing.

This is about confiscating the licences of people who are effectively “too old” or otherwise infirm to drive, and who are found to be so by the police at the time of an incident. This is as a direct result of increasing numbers of high profile incidents involving that group.

It is the police inability to confiscate such licences that led to Cassie’s death.

The whole point here is that if the police find someone to be deficient they need to have powers to remove them from the roads immediately. At present, the police could attend an incident, find someone to have age-related eyesight (or other faculty) problems, and yet they cannot force that person off the road.

To make matters worse, that same driver who the police are unable to remove from the road could immediately fill in a form to declare they are fit to drive and get their licence renewed for another 5 years. Many do exactly this each and every day. It is only by good fortune (and other drivers’ quick actions) that they haven’t had accidents.

It was such an age-impaired driver who killed Cassie McCord – he had had an accident only a short time before, and was found by the police at that time to be incapable of driving safely. But the police were powerless to get him off the roads.

Of course, this leads some of the big-heart/small-brain types out there to start feeling sorry for elderly drivers – as if that is some sort of justification for them to hold on to their licences once they start to lose their faculties. It isn’t.

The fact remains that as we get older we all start to wind down – to wear out – prior to the inevitable end. It affects some people much more than others. There’s no point trying to compare older drivers with younger ones in this respect, or by rattling on about how dangerous other drivers can be.

Younger drivers (especially the males) tend to have accidents because they’re arseholes, but who don’t realise that fact. Older drivers of the type in question tend to have accidents because they simply can’t cut it any more (in many cases, they just can’t see – but tell the DVLA that they can). The two situations are as different as chalk and cheese. The drivers who killed Cassie McCord and Neil Colquhoun were deficient due to advanced age – nothing else.

Cycling Lessons For Driving Instructors?

I hear there is a campaign being started saying that driving instructors should be given cycling lessons so that they can “understand” how vulnerable cyclists are in order to be able to pass it on to their learners.

Child's Bike with stabilisersAs regular readers will know, two of my pet hates are dumbing down and deferring responsibility away from where it should be targeted. This ridiculous suggestion ticks both boxes.

Any driving instructor who needs cycling lessons in order to realise that cyclists and cars don’t mix shouldn’t be an ADI in the first place. And neither should anyone who thinks this is a good idea. It’s idiotic.

Although I don’t have an issue with cyclists as a whole, there are two groups who are their own worst enemies. Notably, the Spandex crowd and teenagers. Even young children with stabilisers fitted ride their bikes better than these two groups do, which strongly suggests their actions are deliberate or, at best, in the couldn’t-care-less category. That tells you where the problem is.

Councils have spent millions building cycle routes, which the Spandex lot in particular totally refuse to use, putting themselves needlessly close to traffic in situations where it is obvious that there is danger. Teenagers on those stupid BMX bikes that are too small for them will happily ride the wrong way down roads, jump off kerbs without looking, and do anything else their ineffective and totally irresponsible parents and teachers haven’t tried to stop them from doing.

I was on a lesson today with a pupil who was passing parked cars too closely – not even deviating a little when he approached them. Yet when he went past any cyclist he was giving them at least two car widths room, sometimes crossing into the path of oncoming traffic! He was more concerned about the cyclists than the other vehicles. That’s because he already knows how vulnerable cyclists are, as do I, and as does 99% of the motoring public.

This kind of suggestion is what you get when you put knowledge and expertise lower down the priority list than some wishy-washy modern “coaching” initiative. It is such nonsense which has allowed non-experts with little knowledge to gain unfortunately prominent positions in many areas they shouldn’t be allowed within a mile of (yes, it isn’t just the driver training industry that has suffered).

Efforts should be made to encourage cyclists to stay away from traffic, not to get closer to it and attempt to pass needless responsibility on to motorists.

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