Scottish Justice – England, Take Note

Whether you agree with Scottish independence or not, you have to admit that Scottish justice is better than ours when it comes to nailing pisshead drivers.

Darren William Jackson, 21, raced through a red traffic light and smashed into a metal railing. The car was effectively written off. Jackson apparently did something else, and a witness reported it to police, who found him sitting in the car. He drove off but was traced a short time later. He failed a roadside breath test, but refused to give further breath specimens when at the station.

He only held a provisional licence and was therefore uninsured.

In court, his vehicle was confiscated and he was jailed for six months. He was further banned for two years, and ordered to take an extended test after that.

Mind you, it appears that pleas in mitigation are as lame in Scotland as they are anywhere else.

Solicitor Anika Jethwa admitted that Jackson had a record of previous offences for road traffic matters, although none for drink-driving or driving dangerously.

She said: “His last road traffic offence was in 2010. He bought the car and was taking driving lessons twice a week. He wanted to pass his test to try to find employment.”

His solicitor asked for a “community based” sentence on the strength of this:

…Ms Jethwa said Jackson has two children and appears to offend mainly when he has been consuming alcohol.

“He had stopped drinking but on that day he had been at his friend’s father’s funeral and alcohol was taken,” she said.

I like it. He’s “stopped drinking”, but was pissed and could have killed someone. Like I say, Scottish justice is much better than ours.

Theory Test Has 90% Failure Rate

Don’t worry – it’s not in the UK. The Bangkok Post reports that the new multiple choice test introduced a few days ago is showing a greater than 90% failure rate in the first set of results from Chiang Mai.

It seems that the new multiple choice test introduced last Sunday – which requires 45 correct answers out of 50 – is similar to the one we use in the UK. The recent change has increased the number of questions from 30, and set the pass rate at the higher level of 90%.

The department has enforced tougher measures to obtain driving licences after it found that many road accidents were caused by a lack of drivers’ ability.

I wonder if Thailand’s driving instructors are blaming the authorities yet? After all, that’s what many of them do over here when one of their little darlings fails the UK theory test.

Thailand is also piloting a system it calls “E-driving”.

Instead of having an examiner sitting in the car with them, test cars will be equipped with computers and cameras to monitor drivers.

“The E-driving system provides accurate and precise results and will do away with problems in the old system, which relies on a committee to assess results,” says Department chief Asdsathai Rattanadilok Na Phuket.

I’m not 100% sure what this chap is saying – is it the old method which requires a committee decision, or the E-driving one? Who will decide now? Just one person? But he adds:

It will also bring a drop in the number of applicants passing the test, from 70% to only 30%.

Interesting.

BBC Dumbing Down Science

Once upon a time, you could watch a BBC science documentary in the comfortable knowledge that it was written by scientists, and checked by scientists. The dialogue may have been presented by a famous suit, but the words would be kosher and relevant to the subject in question. All the visual stuff would also be relevant – no pointless fillers.BBC nitrogen graphic

Now let’s skip forward a few decades to this article I saw on the BBC website today. And this is the World Service we’re talking about – another thing which was once considered an Oracle throughout the World. The title itself is bad enough:

Nitrogen: The bringer of life and death

This is misleading. Nitrogen itself is not poisonous, although that title would obviously imply that it is to any of the target audience. Humans need oxygen to survive, and it they don’t get it – in other words, breathe ANY pure inert gas that doesn’t have oxygen mixed in with it – they will suffocate and die. Even breathing pure oxygen for long periods is dangerous to most animals on earth.

Then there is the graphic, shown above. The introductory paragraph trumpets:

And yet this colourless, odourless gas, making up 78% of the atmosphere, has a highly explosive nature.

Nitrogen is not explosive – another conclusion the average reader will draw from this nonsense. It is relatively unreactive, though not actually inert, and it is its compounds which are explosive – and even then, only some of them (and not just because of nitrogen, either). The article mentions nitroglycerin and trinitrotoluene (TNT). The molecules of these two look like this:Nitroglycerin and TNT molecules

Years ago, this is what they would have shown you on any TV – or online, had it been available – show. But not any more. Nowadays, it’s puerile and inaccurate analogies that are used instead.

It’s worth pointing out that both od these molecules also contain carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen. In fact, nitrogen only accounts for about 19% of both in terms of their respective molar masses. Oxygen accounts for much more in nitroglycerin, and both oxygen and carbon account for more in TNT.

It is the extreme stability of nitrogen in its molecular state (N2) which partly accounts for the explosive nature of some of those compounds. In the case of TNT, other by-products include CO and CO2 and both of these are also stable. In the case of nitroglycerin, the -NO2 groups act as powerful oxidisers and by-products of combustion are N2, CO2, CO, H2, and O2 – the stability of all of these contributes to the explosive nature of the material. Going even further, the explosion of nitroglycerin is represented by this equation:

             4 C3H5(ONO2)3(l) —> 12 CO2(g) + 10 H2O(g) + 6 N2(g) + O2(g)

There’s a lot more CO2 and H2 produced than there is N2. The article also refers to both TNT and nitroglycerin as “solids” when nitroglycerin is actually an oily liquid. Furthermore, compounds with nitro (-NO2) groups are rare in nature, but they do exist – and they’re not explosive.

The whole article leaps from one thing to another without properly explaining any of them. It talks as if nitrogen is the limiting element in plant growth, when in fact this role could equally be (and usually is) assigned to phosphorus. It just seems that the whole story begins with a premise and merely sets out to confirm that premise at all costs.

Left-Hand Driving School

This story appeared in the Mail Online a few days ago. Someone has set up a left-hand driving school on the strength of the “revelation” that…

…more than a quarter of holidaymakers are afraid to drive abroad.

Unless their entire client base consists of authentic Chelsea tractor drivers, I’ll give it 6 months before it goes under (although it is a free course which is being funded from somewhere, so it might survive just a little longer). The article also identifies the “Top 5 Fears When Driving Abroad”:

  1. Not recognising road signs
  2. Getting lost
  3. Going around roundabouts
  4. Trying to navigate
  5. Driving on the other side of road

Errm, well actually, with the possible exception of #5 (and not even then in some cases), that’s exactly the same list most would give if asked about driving on British roads. So it’s hardly the basis for a business plan. If people are too stupid to look up the necessary details about road signs and procedures for the country they intend to visit before they go, it’s going to take a little more than a free course to sort them out.

Of course, it helps if you realise that the company behind it – SkyScanner – describes itself as follows in its “About us” section:

…a leading global travel search site, providing instant online comparisons for millions of flights, as well as car hire and hotels.

It’s not quite as altruistic as it first appears, is it? It’s not even a “school” – it’s a course (with an unspecified number of classes), which is apparently being delivered by driving instructors who have “teamed up with” (i.e. they must be getting paid) SkyScanner to deliver the “free” course. That’s a convoluted way of saying that it is a novel advertising exercise. I mean, there’s no problem with it, but you shouldn’t turn it into something it isn’t.

I can’t imagine there’d be much opportunity for practical sessions, either.

New Drivers And Car Rental

Someone has asked via the Contact Form if they would be able to hire a car in order to travel to Heathrow, having only passed their driving test during the last 3 months.

There is no way to be certain, but there is a good chance you would not be able to hire a car. Here are a few examples from various national and semi-national rental companies.

  • Enterprise – in the UK, all drivers must be 25 or older. They do appear to have a “youthful driver” option for 18-24 year olds, but when I tried it it simply warned me that many branches have age restrictions and to call the branch in question. They do not appear to have a minimum period for having held the licence, though.
  • National – drivers must be 22 or older, though age restriction varies by location within the UK. The licence must have been held for a minimum of 12 months, though this also varies by location.
  • Thrifty – drivers must be 21 or older, and have held a licence for at least 12 months. Those under 30 are restricted to basic models. They also have conditions associated with points on the licence and previous convictions for drink driving, etc.
  • Europcar – you must be over 21 and have held your licence for at least 12 months.
  • Avis – you can rent a car from age 17 (they say) but a surcharge applies if you’re under 25 and you are restricted on the models you can choose from. You need to have held your licence for 36 months, though, which means in reality that you must be at least 20.
  • Hertz – I’ve used these before, but their website is useless and I cannot find their terms anywhere. I’m pretty sure you have to have held your licence for at least 12 months, though.

This is just a sample, but it is clear that their are restrictions on new drivers renting cars from the major companies – a combination of age and length of having held the licence, plus a surcharge even if they offer the service.

My advice would be to either go through the booking procedure online for the respective company, or to phone them up and ask.

Test Pass: 2/6/2014

TickWell done to Fabienne, who passed today – at long last – with just 3 driver faults. She’s one of my (now ex-) serial failers, and this was her ninth test, albeit only her fourth with me.

She’s actually a very good driver, but on each previous test she did something different wrong and got a serious fault for it. Her nerves were terrible, and this had a lot to do with her record – on her last test, for example, she made the typical mistake of not maintaining lane discipline on a roundabout, and then not checking her mirror as she exited. And yet this never happened on lessons, before or after. She couldn’t even remember doing it.

Anyway, this was one of the satisfying ones because she was so happy. It meant so much too her, particularly as she is starting a new job and being able to drive will make a huge difference.

A Leading Driving School?

You don’t half see some rubbish, sometimes. This story came in on the newsfeeds, and it begins:

One of the leading driving schools in the country has embarked on an expansion plan which will see it cover all the parts of the United Kingdom.

This “leading driving school” is called County Learners Driving School, of whom I had never heard. I had never seen an advert for them, and a Google search only threw up three recent press releases with the exact same text. Their own website – if such existed – didn’t come up at all. Odd for a “leading” company, don’t you think?

If you use the domain name part of the contact email address given at the end of the press release you find what is obviously an unfinished website. Actually, that’s an overstatement – what you find is a barely started website. I has literally no content and no functionality whatsoever. It has what appears to be some sort of countdown timer, which reads:

Anticipate NaN DaysNaN HoursNaN MinutesNaN Seconds

There is no text to indicate who the website refers to.

So you have to wonder how they can call themselves a “leading driving school”. On that basis, I could call my own school “worldwide” or “international” just because I like the words. I think they mean they’re a “new” driving school, and I wonder if the ASA is aware of this misleading hype.

NSA Harvests Photos For Face Recognition

This story came through on the news feeds today. Apparently, the NSA is harvesting photos of people in order to build up its database to be used for face recognition. They are harvesting millions of photos every day according to the latest Edward Snowden leaks.

Coincidentally, I got some new Dilbert books over the weekend, and this strip really made me laugh.

Apparently, the NSA would need to get court approval to get pictures of Americans – unless they email a photo outside the US.

I think what they mean is that the NSA would need court approval if it was going to admit to anything. Previous Snowden leaks suggest that they don’t concern themselves overmuch with petty things like that.

Arsene Wenger Signs New Contract

Although he’d always said he was going to, the news that Arsene Wenger has signed a three-year contract to remain Arsenal’s manager comes as very welcome news.Arsene Wenger holds up the FA Cup, 2014

Read some of the inane comments (written in crayon before being transposed by the BBC, I’d imagine) at the bottom of that story and you can see that not everyone is happy.

When Arsene goes, we’ll be in the same kind of trouble Manchester Utd were after Ferguson left. These idiots can’t see this.

UKIP Just Won’t Go Away… Yet

During last week’s election coverage, one of the truest comments ever uttered came from UKIP.

Discussing the party’s relatively poor performance in London on Radio 4, [Suzanne] Evans [the Party Spokesman/person] seemed to agree with the host that they had difficulty appealing to the “educated, cultural and young.”

It has been described as “a sound bite UKIP would rather forget”. But you can’t help seeing the truth in it – UKIP and its policies appeals to the kind of person who is likely to start every conversation they get involved with by saying “I’m not a racist, but…”, but who then launches into various illogical explanations about why immigrants are bad. So it is quite true that educated and more tolerant people might not vote for them.

What IS worrying, therefore, is how many people across the country appear to be so uneducated and intolerant if you go by UKIP’s showing in the election.British National pride

Like it or not, Britain is not a balanced country as far as racial tolerance (or attitude to being a part of Europe) goes. To try and counter that, there is a lot of artificial bias – positive discrimination, if you like – but all this does is add fuel to the fire for those who already hold nationalist views. Without some of that positive discrimination (and laws prohibiting it, of course), bonfires of burning immigrants would be a commonplace thing on our streets.* As a result, the pent-up frustration at not being able to take such action means that one way or another parties like UKIP will always have support.

Worryingly, such support appears to come from places you would least expect it to. I note that in today’s papers, it is reported that the BBC has received almost 1,200 complaints about its “biased” election coverage. I must say that on election day last week the way the BBC was reporting the results on its election web site made me wonder if I was missing something. Labour had made significant gains, and yet this was being reported in such a manner that you got the distinct impression they’d lost everything (there were 73 complaints about this). Tory and LibDem losses were huge, and yet were skimmed over somewhat. It was only later in the day that Labour’s improved performance compared to the last General Election started to be acknowledged in any way, even though the numbers hadn’t changed. I was certain then – and even more so now this story has emerged – that the BBC had responded to complaints and changed their tack.

Apparently, it is the highest number of complaints the BBC has ever received over its coverage of any party during an election. However, as you’d expect, the BBC denies everything, saying its coverage was proportionate and fair. From what I saw, it wasn’t. The BBC’s interpretations and headlines did not represent the numbers actually coming from the counts.

Another story from today shows how unpleasant political correctness of all kinds (not just that involving politics) can be when it crops up in the midst of such a bias-fest. Newsnight, a BBC political programme, has been dumbed down over the years along with much of the BBC’s other output. These days, Newsnight likes to invite celebrities on to the panel to comment on questions put forward by the audience. It did this last week, and featured footballer Joey Barton alongside yet another UKIP member, Louise Bours. When asked to comment on the UKIP showing, Barton responded as outlined in these two paragraphs:

The footballer said last week’s outcome – when UKIP won 27% of the overall vote – was far from a ringing endorsement of the party, since only 34% of the eligible electorate had voted.

Describing UKIP as the “best of a bad bunch”, he added: “So if I am somewhere and there were four really ugly girls, I’m thinking, ‘Well, she’s not the worst’, because that is all you are, that is all you are to us.”

Now, anyone with any sense would have stopped at the “bad bunch” part. But this is Joey Barton we’re talking about, and he didn’t.

Bours then:

…accused Mr Barton of “ignorance” and having his “brains in his feet”.

Barton’s comment could have been made far more eloquently, and with much more humour. As it was, it was clumsy and immature given the setting. But any reference to a woman or girl in anything other than a context implying female superiority is always going to provide a political correctness card the size of a skyscraper to any politician appearing on TV if they needed to belittle someone’s beliefs or opinions. Of course, if a female (or gay) person had likened something to picking the best looking of four ugly blokes at a bar, there’d be no case to answer. See how positive discrimination works?

In actual fact, if you look at Barton’s comments without any blinkers on, Bours’ comments to Barton were actually far more offensive, and show how easily such attitudes come to the surface when UKIP is challenged. They were personal and specific, whereas Barton’s were generic. But it’s funny how UKIP and its policies can border on racism, and yet become so sanctimonious when sexism is detected.

Their policy on immigration is what sold UKIP to the majority of those who voted for them. Tony Blair has recently referred to what is behind the UKIP facade as “pretty nasty and unpleasant”. It seems that not a day goes by where the truth in this comment is highlighted. In December last year UKIP politician, Victoria Ayling, was criticised for a video, made while she was still a Tory. In it, she says:

…multiculturalism doesn’t work, Britishness does,

…multiculturalism is dead, I’m allowed to say that, but maybe Britishness is waving the National Front flag a bit.

…We must control immigration. We cannot sustain the numbers coming in; the strains on our infrastructure are enormous. Control should be done fairly and the points system like they have in Australia and all those coming here should be encouraged to speak English so they can integrate,

…I just want to send the lot back but I can’t say that.

Elsewhere in the footage, she says:

Do we want the French to order our troops?

Sod that. Just think of Waterloo, bastards.

She claims that her comments were taken “out of context”, but I think we have the context just right. UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, made some extremely slight noises of concern, but I note that Ayling may stand as the UKIP candidate for Great Grimsby in next year’s general election.

Only a few weeks ago, Farage himself was criticised for his comments about Romanians. He said:

Any normal and fair-minded person would have a perfect right to be concerned if a group of Romanian people suddenly moved in next door.

UKIP says he was “tired” when he made the comments, so I guess they’re suggesting that he meant exactly the opposite of what he said. Of course he did! And then there was a more recent radio interview, where he was quizzed over his previous comments when:

…he said he felt “uncomfortable” about the fact so little English was spoken on a train journey he took from London to his Kent home.

Still more recently – and quite probably after the realisation that its performance in the latest election was Serious Stuff – it seems that UKIP has sacked a newly-elected councillor for “racist and homophobic remarks”. Unfortunately, the councillor in question is an extreme example of the sort of thinking that attracts people to UKIP, and you can’t help wonder if he would have been sacked 12 months ago if he’d have made similar comments. In many respects, what he said was merely an extremely crude rendering of what others have been saying (for example, that one above about foreign speakers on the train).

 

* Note that this is a joke. Unfortunately, I have to explain this sort of thing for the hard-of-understanding types out there (like that crazy woman in Manchester who wrote to me a while back).