Speed Limit Signs… Or Not, As The Case May Be

This story raises an interesting point. A Gloucestershire driving instructor is bemoaning the absence of speed limit signs on a local dual carriageway. Basically, there are speed limit signs – but these occur before a roundabout, and there are no subsequent repeater signs after it.

We have quite a few such roads in Nottingham. The regulations say that small repeater signs should be placed at appropriate intervals, but as long as there is a main sign to indicate where the limit comes into force then no rules are being broken. Usually, repeater signs are missing because someone has forgotten to put them back after road works or the replacement of lights which have been damaged in accidents.

If you look at the photo accompanying the story from the Gloucester Citizen, the street lighting in the background is the new “energy efficient” kind.Gloucester Citizen - road signs photo

I’d lay odds that before this lighting was put in there would have been repeaters, and whoever authorised/planned the lighting upgrade was responsible for not replacing the signage to the same standard. It’s a script played out by councils up and down the country.

It isn’t just speed limits, either. This one around here uses the mini-roundabout sign to warn of an upcoming mini-roundabout.Misplaced mini-roundabout sign

As far as I’m aware, it should be the red and white triangle sign that warns of an upcoming hazard. The blue mini-roundabout sign is supposed to say “here it is, so give way as necessary”. In fact, just round that bend there’s another blue circle correctly placed at the actual roundabout.

Then there’s this roundabout which is on test routes. Note the blue circle with the arrow – which denotes that you should “keep to or pass on the left”.Colwick Roundabout

All the signs on all exits of that roundabout are the same. They should be a horizontal left-pointing arrow which denotes that you should only “turn left”.

Indirectly it is a dumbing-down problem. Specifically, dumbing-down has resulted in people who are too dumb to put the correct signs back up when they take them down or install new road layouts.

The problem is even worse in road works – and Nottingham is the Road Works Capitol of the World.

I’m not convinced it is specifically a problem for learners, as is claimed in the original article. It’s the same for everyone. In fact, learners should have it easier if they have a good instructor to explain it to them. However, it sometimes takes several trips on the same route to figure these things out, and that can’t be right.

This Story Makes Me So Mad!

He’s a nice story about a young girl who passed her driving test – after being told she’d never even pass her theory test.

However, the story makes me angry for a number of reasons. First of all, dyslexia is absolutely no bar whatsoever to either passing Dyslexiathe theory test or to being a safe driver once you have. At worst, it is an obstacle which has to be overcome (it’s pretty obvious that difficulty in reading or comprehending words is going to be an issue, but it doesn’t have to be a terminal one).

Dyscalculia isn’t something I have any direct experience of as far as I am aware. I have quite a bit of experience teaching dyslexic pupils, but for all practical purposes dyscalculia is simply “dyslexia with numbers instead of words”. Apparently, about half of all dyslexics are dyscalculic as well, although dyscalculia can be manifest by itself, so I have probably experienced it without realising.

I find that a significant number of my pupils either have dyslexia, or have been tested for it for specific reasons while they’ve been at school. Some are only “mildly” dyslexic, whereas one or two have been severely so. I always point out that many famous – and very successful – people have been dyslexic, and it didn’t stop them. My favourite one – though not many pupils have heard of her these days – is the case of Susan Hampshire, who was a famous actress when I was growing up.

So it is both surprising and very frightening that in the 21st century someone like Abigail Elstone should have apparently been written-off so early in her life (when she was seven) by the system.

Test Pass: 19/2/2014

Well done Ray, who passed today with just 2 driver faults. We’d been on Red Alert to the possibility that we may have to forfeit the Ticktest as his wife was due to give birth that day and he’d have to be at the hospital. As it turned out, he DID go to the hospital – at 2.20am that morning to see his wife give birth to a baby girl – and then had his test mid-morning. Talk about everything coming together at once!

He’s a really nice guy and a very good driver. And now he’s set for all those football practices (he already has a son) and ballet lessons over the next 18 years.

Incompetence And Your Driving Licence

This story from Australia is interesting. It refers to a woman, Michelle Leanne Thiele, who – twice in seven years – caused the death of other drivers by failing to give way at the same junction.

Deputy Coroner Anthony Schapel found Thiele was an incompetent driver who probably failed to look before she drove into the intersection.

She had five other serious traffic offences to her name. Her licence was revoked in 2010 and she has been denied even the opportunity to obtain a learner licence since then. She has appealed, and in its response the Motor Vehicle Act Review Committee said:

While the committee is of the view that you may be technically competent to operate a motor vehicle and you may pass a practical driving test if required to do so, it was not satisfied that you addressed and overcame your tendency for complacency and inattention to road rules.

The committee was not satisfied that issuing you with a learner’s permit subject to conditions requiring further technical driver training would necessarily address those attitudinal issues. The committee is not persuaded by the materials for consideration that the risk of you causing injury or death by accident to a member of the community was low.

Wow! Why can’t we have officials like that over here?

It’s a serious point. There are drivers out there who really shouldn’t be on the road, yet in the UK we absolutely never do anything about it other than maybe ban them for a short time. Oh, there are people at the end of their driving careers who – through reasons of deteriorating mental health just can’t handle a car anymore – who occasionally lose their licences, but even they would be allowed back on the roads if they passed their tests again. There is no competence-based assessment of someone’s suitability to be on the road in the first place – just the basic driving test.

In Australia, Thiele is quite rightly denied even that opportunity, and the reason given is basically incompetence when it comes to the practical part of driving. She is appealing further and the hearing is due next month.

Mind you, back in this hemisphere there have been recent rumblings in the EU about some sort of pre-licence assessment. Unfortunately, these have been of a psychometric nature – and anyone who has ever worked in industry will be fully aware of the pitfalls of psychometric testing – which is right up the alley of the current crop of coaching advisors and lifestyle coaches.

Ironic "Tram Update"

I had a political flyer through the door today, and I couldn’t help but laugh at the “Tram Update” in flowery script from Jane Urquhart – the imbecile directly responsible for the tram at this point in time. One line in particular is worth quoting:

All shops will continue to be open as usual during the works.

Sorry, Jane, but you are totally and utterly wrong. The Clifton Chinese on Varney Road and Michael’s Fresh Bake at the top end of Clifton won’t be. Both of those went bust as a direct result of your beloved tram. Outside Clifton, there have been others forced to close. Many others are almost bankrupt, and there’s no guarantee they’ll recover. They’ll certainly never recoup what they’ve lost, and it’s all thanks to the tram and whoever has been its mouthpiece during its construction.

Indeed, Urquhart’s cronies at NET are apparently just as bad when it comes to idiotic and misinformed rhetoric. In that link concerning the Beeston florist, they are quoted:

If the owners of the Greenfingers Flower Shop believed the tram works were affecting the business, we could have looked into it, but they have not been in touch with us.

What a complete and utter arrogant twat. Maybe NET should have looked at completing the work ahead of time instead of allowing it to fall many months behind. What does he think NET could have done? Given the shop keeper a skip full of money? Because that’s the only thing that will work if you have been stupid enough to close a road off for a year, then incompetent enough after that to extend the closure by half as much again.

The tram is a complete screw up. You can make up your own mind about those who are responsible for building it.

How To End A Career: II

Last November I mentioned a driving instructor who had been measured at twice the legal alcohol limit while conducting a lesson. Well, here’s another instructor who chose a more creative way of throwing away all the hard work getting a green badge in the first place.

Andrew Paton from Aberdeenshire claimed he needed to get to a toilet urgently. He appears to have been about 3-4 miles away from his chosen lavatory location when he was observed undertaking a car, braking sharply, then passing a police patrol at 86mph. He accelerated up to 120mph at one point. Police commented:

This is a ‘professional’ driver that should have known better.

Note the use of inverted commas around the word “professional”. Ironically, the area this occurred in is extremely rural, and it happened last April – so the trees would have had some leaves for cover. He could have stopped in any one of a number places if he was that desperate.

Bearing in mind he was apparently clocked at 86mph and then 120mph by police, he denied these charges – precisely why is a mystery.

He was disqualified for two years and fined £350. A great way to end a career – assuming that the DSA removes him from the Register.

UK Floods: Now The Thames Is Involved, It’s Personal

When the Somerset Levels got flooded, government response was low-key and sluggish. Now that the “beloved” Thames is brimming over – though not to anything like the extent of rivers down in Somerset – that jackass Cameron is walking around trumpeting that “money is no object”. Funny how it was an object two weeks ago, when Lord Smith said there wasn’t a bottomless purse. But hey, as I said: it’s the Thames, now. So it’s personal.

The media is even publishing photos showing a few centimetres of water in the gardens of multi-million pound properties along the Thames (this one is in Wraysbury).Wraysbury flooding

Meanwhile, in Somerset, many properties are literally waist deep in water (as shown in this picture). Guess where this suggests the money ought to be spent.Somerset flooding

To make matters worse, the Environment Agency has had to withdraw staff from Wraysbury because the local morons with the collective IQ of a tadpole decided to direct abuse and intimidation at EA workers.

It’s not clear what form this abuse took, but it appears to have been of a physical nature.

Let’s get a few things straight, here. I absolutely detest this government, but there is nothing it – or any of its agencies – could have done to avoid these floods.

No amount of dredging would have prevented the Somerset flooding. And the flooding on the Thames has bugger all to do with anything. It’s just shit that happens, as the saying goes. Let’s face it: if you’re going to spend the money you made being a plumber buying a semi-mansion next to a big river to park your white van outside of, you’re partly responsible if it gets flooded out. Floods happen. Especially near rivers.

Apart from the fact that a lot of water has fallen, by far the biggest problem is idiot councils building on flood plains and creating extra run-off. But quite how significant even this is isn’t known.

Avoiding A Ban By Deed Poll

Old post!

Another candidate for the 2014 Darwin Awards, I think. Ronald Murray, 34, was banned from driving for two years back in 2011 for dangerous driving. Then, in 2012, he changed his name to Paul Murray and took and passed a driving test.

He was stopped by police some time later – whatever it was he was stopped for was serious enough to warrant them taking fingerprints – and his previous identity confirmed. He continued to drive while on bail and then had a “minor” accident outside a school. His response to this was to drive off at speed on the wrong side of the road, and over a crossing (with red lights) which had people on it.

Remember also that by doing what he did, he was effectively driving uninsured through all of it, since his insurance would have become void the instant his true identity was verified. He was initially stopped because the BMW he was driving showed no insurance. In the school crash he was driving another BMW – his choice of car provides a lot of background to the type of person he is.

After being bailed a second time he attempted to make a fraudulent insurance claim using a forged no-claims document. It was later revealed that Murray has form going back to 1997, with offences involving deception, and seven involving driving while disqualified.

Murray – who has to be the current front runner in the Darwin Awards this year – pleaded guilty to:

  • dangerous driving
  • driving while disqualified (two charges)
  • having no insurance (two charges)
  • fraud (four charges)
  • making an article for use in fraud
  • possession of the drug Diazepam

Now – and wait for this… in spite of his lengthy record stretching back to when he was 17, and in spite of the absolute deluge of recent criminal acts on his part, his defence lawyer Katya Saudek said in mitigation:

This is a peculiar case. This is a man who, unlike many people who want to drive while disqualified, did not simply get into a car and drive.

He made efforts to get legal, but in doing so committed these offences.

Or in other words, he committed fraud to stay legal, which Saudek seems to believe should somehow be lauded. Remind me never to choose her as my defence.

Murray was jailed for three years and five months.

Nonsense About Advanced Driving Qualifications

This is an old article, and I have edited it to my more recent style. I have not changed it, though.

IAM (the Institute of Advanced Motorists) is at it again. In poll it has commissioned, it reveals that “only 60% of drivers concentrate when they are behind the wheel”. The IAM chief executive comments:

Signs of not concentrating such as missed turnings or uncancelled (sic) indicator lights are commonplace. Simply not concentrating is a key cause of crashes yet it is not borne out in statistics because drivers rarely admit to it in police reports or on insurance forms.

What he’s saying is that out of a poll of 1,500 people – who are at liberty to lie as much as they want and will if it makes them look good – is more accurate than factual data. And the facts do not tally with the inane poll.

Everyone loses concentration occasionally, and if 60% of drivers claim they don’t then they are either liars, or they didn’t understand the question. IAM is muddying the waters with nonsense like this.

Then, another story refers to two brothers who have recently got IAM certificates. The article quotes their mother:

Knowing my two boys are that much safer on today’s dangerous roads is a huge reassurance. Lots of young people pass the DOT’s (sic) standard test by the skin of their teeth and go around thinking they’re fantastic drivers, so the fact James and Ben have the IAM certificate makes me feel 100 per cent better.

An IAM certificate does not make you a good driver. And it is suicidal to go around thinking that you are a good driver, especially if you lack experience.

It’s great that these two lads have a positive attitude about driving. But it is precisely that – their positive attitude – which their lack of experience could end up exploiting. An IAM certificate for these two lads is as worthless as the “DOT” one the mother deriding. Experience is the key, with caution while you are gaining it. Experience does not fall down like manna from heaven just by taking an IAM test. It is acquired over many years. This is indirectly confirmed by IAM:

[IAM] Group secretary Denara Holmes says it’s unusual for people younger than this to take the IAM test.

Yes, because it is pointless for them. It’s just a badge they can wear. Without experience, advanced assessments are a waste of time.

Advanced driving courses and certificates are not a panacea by a long mile. It becomes irritating that those who take them almost invariably end up decrying the normal driving test and, by implication, people like me who work bloody hard to teach people to drive.

In spite of what “Ben” (one of the boys involved) says, driving lessons do not “just teach you to pass the test”. They put you in a position to go out and safely gain experience, and that has always been the purpose of the driving test. It’s the first step on a lifelong learning curve – and you are not at the end of that curve merely because you did an IAM test!

Taking an IAM test and getting the official customised Zimmer frame as a reward may well be part of that learning curve for many, but the normal driving test is right at the front of it. You can’t do the IAM test before it and doing it just after is absolutely pointless – except to gain some sort of badge. Indeed, a lot of information is missing from this story, and it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to discover that a Duke of Edinburgh Award scheme was involved somewhere.

DSA And VOSA Merger “End User Device Contract” To Cost £12m

Back in December 2013 I reported that the upcoming merger between DSA and VOSA – which was supposed to save money due to streamlining – was planning to spend £35m by contracting someone “to help manage and organise the Vehicle and Operator Services Agency’s (VOSA) and Driving Standards Agency’s (DSA) legacy IT infrastructure after the two organisations merge in 2014”.

Well, if I’m reading this right, they are now looking for someone to support their IT after the merger. This appears to be a completely separate issue, and is set to cost a further £12m for at least two years.

Remember that this is not the DSA’s or VOSA’s fault. It is the government.

As I said previously, there is no way the DSA can perform at its current level by merging with VOSA (and ditto for VOSA). They are totally separate functions. This was made all the more apparent when I realised that VOSA uses Lotus Notes for its email system, whereas DSA uses Microsoft Exchange.

The company I used to work for switched from Microsoft to Lotus at one stage, and it was utter chaos. Lotus Notes is a pile of crap on so many fronts that its benefits are completely eclipsed. It appeals only to Microsoft-haters just on principle, and anyone switching from the logical Microsoft system is going to have a nightmare adapting to the illogical Lotus one if that’s the route they go down – and since VOSA is the dominant body in the merger, that route is quite likely.