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91-year Old TakesTest in Sussex

12/07/2011

There’s got to be more to this than meets the eye, but any two-bit rag which can’t find anything better to do than use the freedom of information (FOI) act to stir up the dirt and wave away anything it doesn’t know for certain won’t be worried about that!

Apparently, the oldest driver to take their test in Sussex last year was 91. More than 500 over 50 took it (big deal), and 13 of these were over the age of 71.

No further information is known – where they lived or if they passed or not (though it is obvious The Argus asked this, as the DSA refused to provide the information under data protection laws).

This non-story is made even more laughable by the revelation that the same number of people over 71 took tests in the preceding three years. This makes it all the more difficult to work out precisely what point the rag is making.

There’s some idle speculation from a driving instructor that the motivation must have come from having been driven around by someone else (what?), and the usual “contact scumbag@rag.co.uk if you know the silver learner driver” at the end – I’m sure these local newspapers use templates instead of writing for themselves: this is identical across at least four or them over the last couple of months. Even the morons who leave comments seem to come from the same herd.

Back to the topic: I seem to be the only one who is honest enough to admit that he shudders when he thinks of a 91-year old being allowed loose on the roads.

Test Pass: 11/7/2011

11/07/2011

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Well done to Shane, who passed today with 6 driver faults.

He told me his leg was shaking when he was doing the parallel park. He initially went to close to the kerb and had to correct it, but didn’t get a fault for this (people who assume otherwise take note: don’t assess yourself on test).

I must admit that I was a little concerned due to the fact that he has cancelled two lessons in a row since his last one a month ago. Cancelling lessons when you aren’t quite ready (or when you are barely ready) is not a good idea in my opinion, but if they can’t afford it there’s not a lot I can do about it. As long as they are good on the road I won’t refuse to take them, but I don’t like it when there is still an issue with something. Shane wasn’t like that.

So, it’s off to buy a Meriva for the four kids now, then?

Despatch: July 2011

07/07/2011

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The July issue of Despatch is now available. Click the logo to download a copy.

In this issue there’s an article about plans to take tests closer to candidates by running them out of local council real estate or private sites. There’s some stuff about motorcycle tests, details of the compensation scheme for ADIs who have been suspended and subsequently cleared of whatever got them suspended, a bit about the Strategic Framework for road safety (the “C” word isn’t mentioned), and an article about unofficial test booking sites.

First Road Kill

07/07/2011

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On a lesson with a pupil on Tuesday, we’d just driven away from his house in a small village and were heading off down a rural road with a national speed limit.

We’d just accelerated to about 50mph when a rabbit ran into the road. It did the usual “double take” – ran out, saw us, ran a bit back, then ran back again – then BAM-BAM. Straight under both wheels.

It was only a baby one, about as big as a cricket ball. After we’d gone over it, it was more the size of a labrador – albeit only in two dimensions.

Seriously, at least we killed it outright. It went directly under the front and back wheels and we flattened it.

It was actually the first time I’ve had a road kill on a lesson – and only one of a handful of times I’ve killed anything in my years of driving. I hate doing it, but you get used to it – and a cuddly baby bunny isn’t really much different to a grotty adult one with myxomatosis, or even a pheasant (the stupidest bird on the planet, because why would you walk in the middle of the road so much when you can fly?)

I often get pupils who can easily overlook an elderly couple stepping on to a zebra crossing, but who will slam on the brakes for a pigeon (aka “flying rat”).

The pupil this time was OK about it, but he said he didn’t like doing it. On the way back I pointed out that it was now food for a Magpie.

"Fronting" on Rise

06/07/2011

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“Fronting” is when someone is the main driver or owner of a car, and yet is only insured as a named driver – usually on a parent’s insurance policy. Anyone doing it is unlikely to be insured – their policies will be void.

This story has some interesting statistics. It says that 25% of young drivers have lied to get cheaper insurance, and 68% of those claimed they didn’t know they were wrong.

The report adds that 39% do not declare modifications to their cars, and 41% lie about keeping the car in a garage. Based on my own recent observations, they could have added a similarly large statistic involving lying about where you live by up to 150 miles (so far) in order to get the postcode disadvantage of your actual location off your policy.

People who think they’re clever like this are incredibly dim, though. None of them can grasp the concept of not being covered through voiding your policy, or of being prosecuted and receiving points and a ban as a direct result. Few seem to realise that you don’t have to be involved in an accident for the deception to be detected and lead to such a ban.

And none seem to have any inkling of just what such a ban would do to your career and future insurance premiums – directly and indirectly – if you got one.

Stop the Pigeon!

04/07/2011

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ADI, Funny

I was on a lesson Saturday with a pupil and we were doing the parallel park exercise. Part of the way I teach it to most pupils involves reversing the car back to an angle of about 45° (half past one, or whatever), and to do that most of them need to look for where that is and pick a sort of reference point (until they can do it without).

My pupil had reversed back to her starting position, so I asked:

Have you picked your reference?

She thought for a moment, and said:

Yes. That pigeon.

There was a wood pigeon walking on the grass. I replied:

Don’t you think it would make sense to pick something a little less animated? You know, less likely to fly off in the middle of it? How about that big tree stump that the pigeon is standing in front of?

A few seconds later it DID fly off, which enabled me to be even more witty!

Mind you, a couple of years ago I was with another pupil on the same manoeuvre. When I asked him what reference he’d chosen he said:

That plastic bag.

The wind was blowing a plastic carrier bag across a field, and it had come to a temporary rest.

And then another time on the same manoeuvre, a pupil did the whole thing perfectly. After I’d congratulated him I asked how he had managed to get the 45° position. He ruined it all by saying:

I used that blue building over there because that’s what we used the last time we came here.

And once, when reversing around a sharp corner just prior to her test, I asked a pupil how she had determined that she was at the right place to turn, she said:

I lined that Post Box up in the corner of the window.

Language can be very confusing all round. A while back a Chinese pupil completely ignored a speed limit change from 40mph down to 30mph. When I questioned her over it, she said it “wasn’t very clear”. In fact, the signs were visible a quarter of a mile away, were about 1.5 metres in diameter, and had their own lights – plus, I had narrated the approach as follows:

Now plan ahead… [nothing]… look at the signs… [nothing].. what is the speed limit..? [nothing as we sailed through]

It turned out that when she panicked she saw things in Chinese! It would be like me going to China and having to make a snap decision between two routes signposted in Mandarin Chinese. I’d have no chance.

But my most recent one was last week with a new pupil whose native language is Urdu, and whose English is not perfect. At least half a dozen times, when I said “keep left” as he wandered wide he tried to do a sharp left turn in response - twice when there was nowhere to actually turn left into. All he heard was “left”. I’ve told him I am not able to teach him and have given him some phone numbers of Urdu-speaking instructors.

Say That Again?

30/06/2011

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I was at the test centre this morning and an instructor had had a test cancelled. I listened to the ensuing diatribe against the DSA – ironically, after the instructor who’d be cancelled had gone – by one very vocal individual.

I won’t repeat it here, but he blamed the DSA. He reckoned that if the driving test was run by someone else (who? DSA II? A private organisation? Many private organisations on a local basis?) it wouldn’t happen.

Just for clarification: the strikes have been called by the union. The fact that the union (PCS) that some DSA staff belong to is involved is primarily one of solidarity. That, and an overwhelming desire to have a strike because they haven’t had one for a bit. The DSA hasn’t done anything to provoke this strike – it’s about pensions and opposition to change, if anything.

And you’ve just got to see this. The BBC reports on the day of action. But look at this part:

Janice Godrich, the president of PCS, joined a picket line in Glasgow. She claimed there was strong support for the action.

She said: “We’ve just seen two people, after discussions with their colleagues, turn around and decide not to go into work.

“I have to say that I think all the scare mongering, and all the intimidation quite frankly, over the last few days – particularly from senior ministers – has not had any impact on people’s resolve.”

I’d just love to have heard precisely what it was the pickets and the people who turned round said to each other. And how it was said. But of course, Ms Godrich and PCS don’t like scaremongering and indimidation, do they?

Let’s face facts here. If you decide to go into work over something which has the profile this strike has had, and then turn around and go home because of the pickets “talking” to you, it isn’t because you’ve suddenly seen the light that you failed to see all the time before! Janice Godrich needs her head examining if she thinks anyone will swallow that.

Flytipping

29/06/2011

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I was driving down a rural road the other night on my way home to my village. This particular road is a magnet for flytippers (mind you, most rural roads are).

I find it hard to believe that people actually drive out in the dead of night, miles and miles away from the places where they live, to dump garden cuttings, household waste, building rubble… you name it. It would actually be easier to drive to the local waste depot for most of them, so I can only assume they would be missing out on something important by not dumping it out in the countryside. I’m not talking about those industrial flytippers – this stuff would fit in a car boot or small van.

Bearing in mind the kind of people they usually are, it isn’t hard to imagine what it is they WOULD be missing out on by getting rid of it properly.

What makes me laugh is those signs that say “no tipping”. As if it’s OK to do it in places where there isn’t a sign. And as if the scum who do it can even read.

Strikes Look Likely This Thursday

27/06/2011

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ADI, Driving Tests, DSA

Well, the idiot unions look to have got their way. Anyone with a driving test on Thursday should prepare for the possibility of it not going ahead.

However, bear in mind that not all driving examiners are in the union, and not all those who are will take strike action anyway. So unless you hear directly from the DSA, turn up on time and keep your fingers crossed.

As a footnote, some of the comments at the bottom of that story are hilarious. I love it when people who know absolutely nothing about politics (or anything else, come to that) try to pretend that they do.

Plans to Take Driving Tests Closer to Candidates

27/06/2011

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An email alert from the DSA:

Plans to take driving tests closer to candidates

Driving test candidates could benefit from a more local service as the Driving Standards Agency (DSA) carries out a trial exploring a new approach to test delivery.

As well as using conventional driving test centres, DSA is looking at whether tests could also be delivered from other venues such as local authority buildings, hotels or leisure centres.

The trials will provide practical car tests in selected areas that no longer have a local test centre, but still have a significant demand for tests. The aim is to provide a service for the local community and ensure that candidates are able to take their test at convenient locations.

Road Safety Minister Mike Penning said:

“I want us to be more flexible and innovative in delivering driving tests to make sure that we are offering people the best service possible wherever they live.

“Our aim is to provide a more local service that is both convenient for candidates and cost effective.

The trials are due to take place in seven locations across Britain: Ashford, Ayrshire, Dumbarton, Louth, Warrington, Wiltshire and one location in Wales that is still to be decided. The trials will be monitored to assess any impact on levels of customer service and the cost of delivery, as well as making sure the integrity of the test is maintained.

DSA will then decide whether the trials can be rolled out to other areas without a test centre where there is a significant demand, and where suitable routes and venues can be identified.

The trials will only involve practical car tests; theory test centres will not be affected.

You can find copies of the local press releases on the Department for Transport website.

It’s interesting that many of the listed locations correspond to places where test centres have recently been closed (and which I’ve written about on here due to the antics of local ADIs and wannabe politicians).

Also funny is how one forum already has some joker labelling it as a moneymaking scheme by the DSA. I guess he can be forgiven his crass ignorance over the kerfuffles surrounding test centre closures in these areas, and the fact that this is obviously something the DSA has HAD to do after being leant on by the government, rather than do through choice.