Category - World

How To Deal With Public Urination – Indian Style

This made me laugh. Public urination is a big problem in India, it seems, and a group of vigilantes have come up with a solution.

They’ve got a water cannon, and they drive around looking for the urinators – at which point they blast them with it. We’re not talking about a toy here, either. The cannon looks like it is capable of stripping the tarmac off a road! It’s labelled “The Pissing Tanker”.

In all honesty, it looks like a bit of a set up. But whether it is genuine or not – and it probably isn’t – it’s still an amusing video.

US Digital Surveillance

I had to laugh when I read this article on the BBC website. Note the graphic which explains it all! Is that all cleared up for you now?BBC explains digital snooping

Let’s be honest. If that graphic really does explain something to you, you really haven’t got a clue what the story is all about, have you?

On a more serious note, though, the USA has really given itself a black eye over this. In the latest revelations, it created a spoof Facebook server which could deliver malware in order to increase its spying capabilities. This is on top of previous revelations that they had hidden access to Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Facebook, PalTalk, AOL, Skype, YouTube and Apple servers (amongst others). And all this was on top of the tapping of Angela Merkel’s phone.

Going back to the original link, though, you can’t help wonder if you’re missing something when the founder of a company which spies like all get out on its users comes over all sanctimonious when someone spies on him or his organisation.

Those Americans… Again

I get a lot of stuff from the various newsfeeds. About 90% of it is either completely irrelevant, or of non-UK origin (so not usually relevant). Of the non-UK stuff. most of it is North American, and if you break that down still further then you find that about a third is to do with banning texting while driving, a third is about politicians arguing that banning texting while driving would be “unconstitutional”, and the final third is either about surprise discoveries that texting when you’re driving is dangerous or research by Clown Colleges that claim there’s no proof that texting while you’re driving is dangerous.

I gave up reporting on these stories ages ago – initially because I couldn’t keep up, and subsequently because they’re all the same; basically a lot of crap. However, this one is such a good example of why they’re crap that I thought I’d mention it.

If you thought the UK was bad when it comes to spelling out the obvious to people who are too stupid to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time, just be thankful we don’t have it as bad as the Americans do. You see, to anyone or anything with more intelligence than a small pebble, it is clear that your driving is highly likely to be seriously impaired if you try and send a text to someone while you’re behind the wheel or travelling in traffic or at speed. It’s at least as dangerous as, for example, going to sleep.

In short, texting while driving IS dangerous, and no amount of Clown College “research” or political waffle about banning it being “unconstitutional” is going to alter that.

So the link is funny in that the Americans see the need for a simulator to show people that effectively shutting your eyes while driving at 70mph in heavy traffic might be a bad thing. To be fair, you have to remember that the average American teenager can get behind the wheel no matter how incompetent they are at driving (sometimes, from as young as 14). All the same, it’s a monumental waste of money designing a machine that simply demonstrates the obvious.


Just in case you don’t believe me, take a look at this link which came in a couple of days after I wrote the stuff above. South Dakota has just passed a new law banning texting and driving. But if only it were that simple.

You see, this law has been the topic of fierce debate for several years. This year alone, the argument was between two competing bills, and centred on whether or not tickets could be issued for texting on its own, and whether cities would be allowed to pass and enforce their own laws. The stalemate was so pathetic that many cities went ahead and introduced their own bans. However, the new bill is very watered down – it is a petty offence warranting a mere $100 fine, and it cannot be enforced unless the driver was stopped for something else!

You need to read the rest of the story to understand the mess American law is in. Talk about complicated.


Then there was this one from Salt Lake City. Here, a bill only got passed by 41 votes to 28. In Utah, texting is already banned, but the law doesn’t say anything about surfing, tweeting, or watching TV footage, etc. In America, if something isn’t specifically illegal then it is absolutely legal. There are no grey areas.

As I say, the newsfeeds have many of these every day.

Well, In Florida Too…

Another funny story (funny for the rest of us) – from Florida this time. Patrick Snay had been in dispute over losing his job as a headmaster, and the authorities had agreed an out-of-court settlement of $80,000. Snay had to agree not to reveal the terms of the settlement. So far, so good.

But it would appear that Mr Snay had not really learnt much about the mentalities of the age group he had been associated with for however long he’d been a headmaster.

His daughter, Dana, immediately went on to Facebook and blabbed:

Mama and Papa Snay won the case against Gulliver. Gulliver is now officially paying for my vacation to Europe this summer. SUCK IT,

Like most immature people, she had a list of followers as long as your arm – and some were either current or former pupils at the school. She had some 1,200 followers, to be a little more precise. Gulliver immediately went back to the court, which has ruled in their favour and blocked the settlement.

So Mama and Papa Snay won’t be getting $80,000 after all. And Dana won’t be gallivanting around Europe at Gulliver’s expense. If her parents have anything about them, she won’t be gallivanting anywhere at anyone’s expense.

Only In California…

The newsfeeds are alive with American articles about “distracted driving”. Nothing is ever simple in America, and California specialises in taking that fact several steps further. Most American states cannot agree on what is legal and what isn’t (just look at the latest from Jackson, Mississippi to see that in action), particularly when it comes to using mobile phones when driving. On top of that, the American constitution seems to result in almost nothing being legally illegal! This particular story illustrates that clearly (link now dead).

Stephen Spriggs was given a ticket when he used his mobile phone whilst stationary in a traffic jam to look for an alternative route. He challenged the fine, and the appeal court has ruled that the law in question only applies to people “listening and talking” on their phones.

The law the CHP officer used to ticket Spriggs applies specifically to people “listening and talking” on cellphones, not using their mobile phone in other ways, the court said.

Texting while driving remains illegal under another California law passed after the one at issue in Spriggs’ case.

So it would appear that driving around fiddling with your satnav app is perfectly OK in California after this ruling. Heaven help them when Google Glass gains popularity.

Incompetence And Your Driving Licence

This story from Australia is interesting. It refers to a woman, Michelle Leanne Thiele, who – twice in seven years – caused the death of other drivers by failing to give way at the same junction.

Deputy Coroner Anthony Schapel found Thiele was an incompetent driver who probably failed to look before she drove into the intersection.

She had five other serious traffic offences to her name. Her licence was revoked in 2010 and she has been denied even the opportunity to obtain a learner licence since then. She has appealed, and in its response the Motor Vehicle Act Review Committee said:

While the committee is of the view that you may be technically competent to operate a motor vehicle and you may pass a practical driving test if required to do so, it was not satisfied that you addressed and overcame your tendency for complacency and inattention to road rules.

The committee was not satisfied that issuing you with a learner’s permit subject to conditions requiring further technical driver training would necessarily address those attitudinal issues. The committee is not persuaded by the materials for consideration that the risk of you causing injury or death by accident to a member of the community was low.

Wow! Why can’t we have officials like that over here?

It’s a serious point. There are drivers out there who really shouldn’t be on the road, yet in the UK we absolutely never do anything about it other than maybe ban them for a short time. Oh, there are people at the end of their driving careers who – through reasons of deteriorating mental health just can’t handle a car anymore – who occasionally lose their licences, but even they would be allowed back on the roads if they passed their tests again. There is no competence-based assessment of someone’s suitability to be on the road in the first place – just the basic driving test.

In Australia, Thiele is quite rightly denied even that opportunity, and the reason given is basically incompetence when it comes to the practical part of driving. She is appealing further and the hearing is due next month.

Mind you, back in this hemisphere there have been recent rumblings in the EU about some sort of pre-licence assessment. Unfortunately, these have been of a psychometric nature – and anyone who has ever worked in industry will be fully aware of the pitfalls of psychometric testing – which is right up the alley of the current crop of coaching advisors and lifestyle coaches.

Woman Drives Wrong Way On A11

This story contains a video taken at the weekend, and it shows a woman driving the wrong way on the A11 near Cambridge. Since it’s on YouTube, I’ve embedded it here.

I’m sure that there will be more about it shortly, but the story simply says that the police took her home, and seized her car. No mention of age or other circumstances, though the car is a typical “old people” wagon.

Another story came in on the newsfeeds at the same time. It tells how in two separate “wrong-way” incidents in the USA, eleven people died. I would hope that the fact that this stupid woman in Cambridge didn’t kill anyone doesn’t prevent her from being prosecuted to the fullest extent, and having her licence taken away permanently. People like her shouldn’t be allowed out alone, let alone hold driving licences.

Edit: Here we go. It’s just as I said. Sky News reports that it was “an elderly woman”. Worryingly, the police have said that they will not be pressing charges because:

…it isn’t in the public interest due to health issues…

I would have thought that makes it very much a public interest issue. Fair dues, though. The police have seized her car and are liaising with the DVLA to have her licence revoked. Permanently, I hope.

The Looney And The Saint

Two unrelated stories from America showing two sides to human nature. The first is quite amusing, and tells how a woman, Denise Rebelato, arriving at JFK Airport took a taxi to her Boston home and racked up a $980 fare (that’s about £600) for the 200 mile journey – which she couldn’t afford to pay. She could have taken a bus for $35. According to the story, she sounds like a right fruitcake.

The second story is quite heart-warming. A man identified only as “James” was involved in a motor accident, for which he received a ticket. In order to attend court over the matter, and since his car had been written-off in the accident, he left his shelter (he’s homeless) at 1am in sub-zero temperatures (it was –10, and since we’re talking about the USA, that must be –10 Fahrenheit – or -23°C in British money) in order to walk the 30 miles to the courthouse. A cop, Andy Blimline, who was at the courthouse couldn’t believe James had walked and paid his $80 taxi fare back to the shelter after the hearing. What a great guy.

Father Of The Year Nomination (Irish Entry)

This is the reaction of an Irish father to the news that his son had failed his driving test. Be warned that it contains swearing and phrases that some might find objectionable (especially that crazy woman from Manchester).

It’s worth pointing out that most of the Irish people I’ve ever known have sounded like they wanted to punch my lights out, even when they’re being friendly, so bear that in mind as you watch it.

Contact Lens Monitors Glucose Levels

This story on the Beeb reports that Google is testing a “smart” contact lens which can help detect glucose levels in tear fluid.

If left at that, it sounds like a good idea. But the report adds:

The firm said it is also working on integrating tiny LED lights that could light up to indicate that glucose levels have crossed certain thresholds.

Google really can’t help itself, sometimes. I guess we should be grateful that technology isn’t yet advanced enough for the things to contain a camera – though I will lay odds that Google is already looking to integrate this with Google Glass, which would mean it DOES have a camera capability. I can also think of at least one crackpot in America who will be at the front of the queue to be a beta tester.

I wonder how long it will be before your contact lenses start sending you spam based on what you’ve been looking at?