Why Do They Do This?

I dropped a pupil off this afternoon in the Broxtowe Estate. I was struck by the sudden proliferation of trainers hanging from telephone wires.

Trainers on Phone Lines

In the space of about 200m there are three pairs on phone wires from three adjacent telephone poles.

About a year ago someone at the council had to go around removing them – there were dozens hanging all over the place. It always happens in the places where you’d think people could ill-afford to lose expensive pairs of trainers like this.

Why do they do it?

Dog Cocking Leg An update: A reader informs me it is used by gangs to mark their territories!

In Broxtowe, they can’t be very bright – if you come from Nottingham you already know that, of course – because there is a pair hanging off three adjacent poles. And how on earth they can tell the difference between one pair and another is also beyond me. It’s even more stupid that the rolled-up trouser leg thing they also use.

I can’t see why they don’t just mark their territories like other animals do.

Mazuma Mobile Phone Recycling

Mazuma's Moby

I’ve been seeing the ads for ages on TV, but I’ve not really paid them much attention.

Mazuma buys your old mobile phone for cash and then recycles it. The adverts say that they will pay up to £150 – it was that claim which made me a bit sceptical, especially when I looked up a very old phone and found it was only worth a few quid! In fact, I even made a comment about it here.

However, having just got a new phone, and rather than add to my collection of junked ones from yesteryear, I decided to turn in my HTC Touch HD and Nokia 6600. Together they were valued at £96 (the HTC was £90 on its own), so I went for it.

Mazuma sent me a bag within 2 days (I got it last Friday) and instructions. I wiped the phones and packaged them over the weekend (minus the SIM and memory cards), then dropped them off at the Post Office on Monday (yesterday).

I got an email today (Tuesday) at 1.15pm telling me they had received them and payment would be made today, another at 3.50pm with the bank transfer confirmation, and finally one at 5.00pm informing me payment had been made and would appear in my account before midnight. It appeared within an hour!

The only thing I regret was not using this service earlier. When I last checked my Nokia 6600 was worth £10, and it had dropped to £6 since then. The HTC was originally £99 – but since I hadn’t upgraded at that time there isn’t much I can do about it dropping to £90. Serves me right for not thinking of £10 being worth the hassle, when it wasn’t any hassle at all.

I’d recommend Mazuma to anyone, and I’ll certainly use it in future.

Private Wheel Clamping To Be Banned

An email alert from the DSA:

Private wheel clamping to be banned

Wheel clamping on private land is to be banned in England and Wales. The ban, which will be introduced in the new Freedom Bill in November, will impose tough penalties on anyone who clamps a vehicle or tows it away on private land.

Wheel clamping on private land

Once the ban comes into force it will be illegal to clamp, tow away or in any way immobilise a vehicle on private land.

Anyone who clamps, immobilises or tows away a vehicle on private land without the specific legal authority to do so will face criminal charges or civil penalties.

However, the ban will only apply to private land.

It will not affect local authorities’ and the police’s right to clamp vehicles.

The Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) will continue to clamp or tow away vehicles if the vehicle tax has not been paid.

The Vehicle and Operator Services Agency (VOSA) will also continue to clamp or tow away un-roadworthy vehicles to stop them being used on the road.

At the moment, if someone wants to work clamping vehicles, they must hold a frontline licence from the Security Industry Authority (SIA). This will stop once the ban comes into force.

There are currently 2,150 people who are licensed by the SIA to clamp vehicles.

Read more on DirectgGov

So, it looks like City Estates didn’t get away with it for long!

On the flip side, there is a real danger this change will lead to certain elements of our society – specifically, the dregs – parking wherever the hell they want. But having said that, it was other dregs who made cowboy clamping such a problem in the first places. It was inevitable that the law was likely to be changed at some point. City Estates is a prime exponent of the behaviour that forced this change, and it serves them right!

Pass Plus Is Unproven

I saw this story on Sky News today. Apparently, the DSA has altered its website wording and no longer claims that doing the Pass Plus course reduces your chances of having an accident.

The move comes after the agency was told there was no evidence to back up the claim.

Now, it’s very important to understand what this is actually saying. Unfortunately, such understanding appears to be totally beyond many ADIs.

  • it isn’t saying that Pass Plus causes accidents
  • it isn’t saying that the DSA was lying when it made its original claims

What is is saying is that after looking at 4,000 insurance claims there is no evidence to substantiate the claim that those doing Pass Plus are less likely to have accidents.

Pass Plus LogoIt’s worth pointing out that even if those 4,000 claims are all for different people and different accidents (this isn’t stated, neither is the type of accident, cause, blame, etc.), it represents just 1% of the total number of people who have taken the Pass Plus course. Something is statistically very fishy in there. If Sky (and Admiral) can make such a sweeping assessment about such a complex subject based on such a tiny sample, it would appear highly likely that the actual analysis was flawed through not taking into account accident type, and so on.

It’s also amusing that although it has taken 4 years to obtain the data and draw this conclusion, Professor Frank McKenna, a psychologist (so, not quite a real scientist) on the Parliamentary Advisory Council for Transport (so, not an unbiased employee, either), makes this counter statement:

“The worst thing you can do with a young driver is increase their confidence without increasing their competence,” he said.

“If there’s no increase in competence you potentially run the risk of increasing the chance of accidents.”

Let me emphasis this again: it took 4 years to get enough data (and it’s debatable that it is enough) to conclude that Pass Plus has a limited effect, yet a pseudo-scientist in the employ of the government can come out with something like that in a few seconds… and get published as an authority! I suspect this is partly yet another LibCon attempt to smear the previous government.

McKenna is expressing an opinion – opinion based on political leaning/employment – and not a fact.

It doesn’t surprise me in the least that they can’t prove whether or not Pass Plus decreases accidents. Most of the time, drawing a neat conclusion even from a single accident is difficult, so adding a heap of these together is hardly going to give a definitive answer to the Meaning Of Life.

Pass Plus is still a useful course. Any post-test training of this kind is – it HAS to be. However, it if there is no insurance benefit and comedians like McKenna appear to suggest incorrectly that it’s useless, it’s hard to see what justification people will have for taking it.

If McKenna can make statements of the obvious and use them out of context, the rest of us can make them and use them IN context…

McKenna says it is dangerous to increase someone’s confidence without increasing their competence. That’s all he says, so you have to fill in the rest yourself (e.g. by implication, therefore, “Pass Plus is a dangerous course that is more likely to kill young drivers than to save them”).

I say that ANY post-test training is beneficial and as long as it is delivered correctly it’s effects will be beneficial. ANY negative effects, such as driving dangerously, are entirely the responsibility and decision of the driver. He or she can drive in a dangerous manner before taking a course, and most do. If a course doesn’t say “drive fast”, you cannot blame the course for things if people do.

At the very least, not until you have years and years of statistical data instead of just a political axe to grind. Oh, and perhaps a proper scientific qualification if you’re going to dabble in complicated topics.

Courses provide additional tools and knowledge… they do not change attitudes.

Master Of Disguise?

I saw this story in the Daily Mail today. This guy specialised in taking driving tests for people – charging them £600 to sit the Theory Test and £3,000 for the Practical Test!

Gageen Preet Singh, 35, used wigs and false moustaches to disguise himself during theory and practical driving tests.

Investigators said that people desperate for driving licences would pay the Indian national around £600 to sit their theory exam for them and £3,000 for a practical test.

Whenever I hear of fraudsters doing this – and it appears to be quite a big problem – it isn’t so much the criminals themselves I think of, but the idiots who pay them.

Gageen Preet SinghA typical learner takes around 40 hours to learn to drive (or let’s say 60 for an older person). Even at 60 hours, and adding the cost of the test, that’s a lot less than £1,500. And even if you don’t pass first time, it’s hard to see how £3,000 comes into it unless you really have serious issues.

And the Theory Test is a doddle. No excuses if you don’t speak English – you can easily get voiceovers in your own language, or you can take an interpreter. You can pass it for less than £20 spent on a book and a DVD, plus the cost of the test. Much less than £600.

The only thing you really have to provide is a little bit of effort. If you can’t do that, you are a complete prat for thinking you can do it this way instead.

Victorian Pharmacy

BBC 2 has a show called ‘Victorian Pharmacy’ (available on iPlayer), where they look into medicines of the Victorian era. I watched it last week for the first time, and have been unfortunate enough to turn it on again now while I wait for something decent to start (The Matrix is on at 10, so I’ll watch that for the hundredth time).

Victorian Pharmacy On The BBCI should point out that my direct experience of pharmacists over the years has been that they often believe they are only one step removed from being doctors, they look down on non-pharmacists (and aren’t ashamed to show it), and they think they’re a lot smarter than they actually are. That last one is the most enduring memory of them from my many years working in industry.

Several stick in my mind, due to their complete lack of any form of technical understanding. When I did my degree in Chemistry I had to do a module on pharmaceutics, and it was so boring. There was very little technical content, and much of it was about having to remember things. OK, I admit that the definition of pharmaceutics does imply knowledge of pharmacokinetics and the like, but it isn’t very detailed. I suspect that some pharmacists who really are up to it go on to specialise in these things, but that doesn’t appear to apply to any that I’ve worked with.

All credit to them: it gets them jobs (some high street stores won’t appoint a shop manager who isn’t a pharmacist if the store contains a pharmacy – even though being a good pharmacist and being a good shop manager are poles apart). They are very much a closed shop – I suspect Masonic influences in there somewhere.

But I digress. The BBC has decided that science of any kind can only be presented in semi-dramatic form. That means dressing up and pretending you are something else – in this case, Victorian. Even if those dressing up are real people and not just actors, those chosen have to be photogenic in the BBC sense of the word. They also have to be overtly extrovert, and up for anything. So this programme has a grinning gargoyle pretending to be a Victorian Pharmacist, a clucking old hen pretending to be… well, I don’t know what, and a spindly youth pretending to be a Victorian spindly youth. I believe that they are all pharmacists.

I just turned it off because the old hen is one of those people who laughs with that annoying old-person-appearing-on-TV laugh after every comment. The programme seems to be half-serious (in its own eyes) and half-taking the piss out of the Victorians for daring not to know what we know now.

Oh, for the days of the old Horizon or Open University shows – when scientific content was information based.

Man Has Pine Tree Growing In Lung (Update)

Well, as I’ve mentioned before, the story about the Russian who supposedly has a pine tree growing in his lung I posted in April last year has been by far the most popular on this blog. Today, though, I started getting a lot of hits again. I think this new news story is why.

This one is from Massachusetts and appears to have medical backing – perhaps I was wrong to be sceptical of the Russian guy who’d chosen a pine tree for his shrubbery!

Doctors suspect he had eaten a pea at some point in the last couple of months and it went down the wrong way, and then began to grow.

Mind you, the guy in the news report makes it clear his seed had sprouted about half an inch – you could have built a tree house in the Russian one.

The news story (which contains a video interview with Ron Sveden, the patient involved) doesn’t show the seed – again, unlike the Russians, who appeared to have a film crew in the operating theatre judging from some of the photos.

Mr Sveden is making a recovery, which is obviously the most important thing.

EDIT 1/6/2011: A-ha! A reader from New York tells me that this was the subject of an episode of Grey’s Anatomy (Season 7, Episode 21), which was recently shown in the US. The same episode is on Sky TV tonight, so it’ll be interesting to see if it triggers many more UK hits.

GPS2GoogleEarth

I’m getting to grips with my new HTC Desire smartphone.

High Level Route MapThere is a brilliant little widget you can get called GPS2GoogleEarth – what it does is use the phone’s GPS sensor to record your journey (or you can use phone masts, though this isn’t as accurate), which you then save.

More Detailed ViewWhen you open the saved file in Google Earth it draws your route on to a map – which you can zoom into as far as Google Earth will allow.

I set it running this morning when I went out on a lesson. The first picture here is a fairly high level view of the part of the lesson which went into Clifton, Nottingham (the red line, obviously). The second is my journey up the ring road (to pick the pupil up) and back again (during the lesson). Note the clear lane separation.

The final picture is where I did a turn in the road outside the pupils house – it’s only when you go down to the highest level of detail that any small inconsistencies in positioning data become clear. I would say that it is accurate to within about 2 metres. At this level of detail, the car sometimes appears to weave across roundabouts or – as you can see here – doesn’t show how close to the kerb I actually got when doing the turn (though I suspect Google’s maps have some margin of error)

Highest Detail Level

You can begin to imagine how useful this could be – to a driving instructor especially.

HTC Desire Is Here!

I’m just waiting for the Orange messages to come through to activate my new phone, but it is already much better than my HTC Touch HD (which ran under Windows Mobile). The screen is ultra-bright (vibrant colours and all) and the phone is superfast.

Just ordered some screen protectors and a leather case.

Microsoft MyPhoneOne thing that suddenly hit me just as I was about to activate it, and that was that my text messages would get lost (I’d backed up my contacts via Windows Mobile Device Center, but it doesn’t do the text messages).

However, you can use Microsoft MyPhone to do this for you – the texts are all stored on free webspace, and you can sync them back on to your new phone. All you do is enter into your phone browser and install the software, then you can run the new program and log into your new free space using your Windows Live login. Tell it what you want to sync, and it takes… well, I had over 3,000 texts to back up and it took less than 10 minutes.