Test Pass: 6/1/2012

tick_2Well done Emily, who passed this afternoon first time with 7 driver faults. And so, the good start to the year continues!

We’d moved your test because you were worried about the forecast for snow and cold weather that was circulated before Christmas (as were quite a few pupils now I think about it). As it happens, your original date before Christmas was warmer in Britain than most Mediterranean holiday resorts! And with the recent high winds and rain, you were getting worried about this one, as well.

Today was a bit nippy, but there was no wind and bright sunshine. A great result. I told you you were a good driver!

Yeah, But What About Private Practice?

There is an e-petition doing the rounds at the moment (I was notified via the newsfeeds). Here’s the exact petition wording:

Regulate/stop parent/relatives/friends supervising learner drivers.

Responsible department: Department for Transport

We now have two instances whereby learner drivers have caused deaths while being supervised by unqualified persons. Mr Penning wants to stop unqualified instructors (PDIs) giving driving tuition, this should include parents/spouses/relatives/friends. The Government should either make it illegal for non qualified persons to give any driving instruction whatsoever to learner drivers, or force them to attend a training course before supervising learner drivers. If Mr Penning wants professional instructors to do motorway training, then ADIs should do all the training.

I am a fully qualified ADI. I never went down the trainee licence (pinkie) route. My current check test grade means I am considered pretty good, and I like to think my pass rate reflects that.

And I actively encourage my pupils to do quality private practice with mum or dad (or whoever) whenever possible.

If I get even a whiff of the possibility of them getting insured on mum or dad’s car, I push the subject hard. I often take mum or dad (or spouse/partner) out with us on a lesson to show them what to look for.

Young people have accidents for two main reasons:

  • attitude
  • inexperience

These two things are finely interwoven. However, the overriding complicating factor is that not all young people have a bad attitude, and not all of them are inexperienced to the point that it is a major issue. In other words, since the degree of interweaving can vary between none at all to almost total, and no one can actually say at what point it becomes a danger because no one can quantify it. Quite simply, not all young drivers have accidents, nor are they all likely to!

A driving instructor’s job is to turn someone who cannot drive into someone who can by dealing with the “inexperience” aspect. That’s all.

You see, the typical young learner spends maybe 1 or 2 hours with their instructor each week. They have another 150 or more to spend on doing stuff that has bugger all to do with the instructor – and they’ve also had at least 17 years in which to develop any attitude they might have. They can easily conceal (on purpose or otherwise) such attitudes during driving lessons. I mean, you’re not going to get many pupils admitting to being drug dealers, or to being on the run from doing a bank job on their driving lessons, anymore than you’ll get them boasting how they’re going to drive like complete prats when they pass.

Only a very mixed up person (and unfortunately, there are a fair few – in government AND on the Register) would ever believe that an ADI’s primary function is to change attitudes. “Lifestyle Coach and Driving Instructor” is the new advertising strapline for many.

By having mum and dad take them out, they can gain valuable road experience that, for financial reasons, they will quite possibly not get through their paid-for driving lessons. As I often say to my own pupils, you can learn all there is to know about driving in an hour or two, but being able to put it all safely into practice requires practice, which leads to experience, and that takes time.

Experience is one thing that cannot be hurried – but if the idea of having to pay for every second of it hurts, then the responsible learner will make sure they get it somewhere else. And that’s what I try to make mine do, knowing that they want to keep their spending on driving lessons to a minimum.

The e-petition is somewhat confusing. To begin with, it is clearly based on the two recent cases where a learner accidentally killed her mother, and where another learner accidentally killed a child.

At this stage, I would point out two other stories which I reported on the blog, where learners out with qualified instructors flipped the car and ruptured a gas pipe. And these are not isolated cases – I didn’t bother commenting on this one from a couple of days ago ( another learner flipping a car), and you only have to read the comments from instructors on web forums to know that accidents are not uncommon. Any of these could, under other circumstances, have resulted in deaths. Any significant accident could. An ADI sitting in the passenger seat is not a Cloak of Invincibility.

The saying “there but for the grace of God, go I” springs to mind, although I suspect the meaning will be far too subtle for many to understand.

The e-petition implies that these unfortunate deaths were a direct result of the supervising driver being unqualified. Even the second one, where the supervising driver appeared to be less capable than would be expected, could still happen even if an ADI were present. It may be less likely, but if we could foresee all possible circumstances then we’d all be gods instead of men.

The e-petition appears to confuse a number of issues. It somehow links the impending change to motorway rules to all other driving, and while I agree that this would be “neat and tidy”, there is a lot more that would have to be considered. After all, learners have never been allowed on motorways, nor is it going to be mandatory that they receive lessons on them, so there is no real issue to address with respect to mum and dad other than to warn them to keep off. On the other hand, tens of thousands of mums and dads are currently supervising their kids, and stopping this would have all sorts of social and financial implications.

The e-petition talks of supervising drivers taking “training courses”. This part makes some sense – but not when taken with all the other things the text mentions.

Overall, the e-petition is confused and doesn’t present anything like a workable solution. But more than that, it is trying to provide a solution to a problem which doesn’t really exist.

I’m sure most ADIs would welcome a system where only they were allowed to teach learners, or where any supervisor had to be trained by them. But that isn’t a basis for making it happen!

The e-petition needs 100,000 signatures before it will be considered for discussion in Parliament. It has less than 200 as I write this, and although I am sure quite a few more will sign it, 100,000 is a very large target. Once the usual agitators have had their fill, and signed just for the sake of it, the underlying questions over motive and clarity still remain.

Private practice – with mum and dad – is a vital part of the learning experience.

If anything should change, my view would be that learners should be required to take a minimum number of lessons with a qualified instructor before they go to test (along the lines of what Ireland has recently introduced), possibly with approval to put in for the test lying with the instructor (though I can see the likely opposition to that).

Driving Licence Confusion Could Cost £1,000

A reader sent me this link to an article which suggests that 1.6 million motorists risk a £1,000 fine because they aren’t aware that the photocard part of their licence has an UK Licenceexpiry date on it. Apparently, 1.6 million have already missed their deadline, and another 2.9 million look likely to.

The photo on your licence has to be updated every 10 years, and this applies whether you are a practising driver or not. Apparently, 13 million licences will need to be updated over the next 5 years (I know mine is due in 2014).

A third of people interviewed appeared not to know that their licences had already expired. About 10 million people don’t know when theirs expires. And 14% of  expired licences have been that way since 2009 or earlier!

An expired photocard could get you a fine of £1,000. The survey which found all this out also discovered that only 29% of drivers know of the fine. About 41% had no idea of the consequences of having an out-of-date licence.

The article points out that an expired photocard means that it cannot be used as a form of ID. That alone should get many people to pull their fingers out and keep it updated.

Talking ‘Bout The Car Wash

This is an old post. In 2023 it costs £15-£20 for a simple car wash and vac.

I took my car to one of those hand car washes today, and it struck me how much money they must be making when you add it all up.

I mean, at around £4 for a simple wash and dry, and let’s say 5 cars an hour (often, there are that many queuing), in a typical working day they must be turning over somewhere between £150-£200 as an absolute minimum. Then add on the premium washes and the valet options (the cheapest is around £10, but one I’ve seen is £50), turnover must be £300-£400 easily.

They mostly operate out of defunct pubs and wasteland, so rent must be small. Admittedly, there are often 6 or 7 of them, but even so that would be anything up to £100 each – and I suppose you can only guess at how much tax they pay. It would put them on close to £15 an hour!

When you compare that to an ADI’s income, where after business costs (but before tax) the hourly rate can be around £12 an hour, you wonder if you’re in the right business sometimes!

Library Says Driving Test Books Top Loans List

Official Highway CodeWell, it’s only in one area, but Peterborough’s Evening Telegraph reports that the highest number of adult non-fiction loans were for “The Official Driving Standards Agency Theory Test for Car Drivers” and “The Official Highway Code”.

The main thing to take from this is that in these tough economic times, people are still learning to drive. It wouldn’t be unreasonable to assume that this trend is mirrored across the UK as a whole.

Mind you, with the Highway Code being freely available online, and only costing as little as £1.50  from Amazon (RRP £2.50) with free postage, or from 1p if you buy a used one, you do wonder what kind of people are getting them from libraries. It probably costs more to go there and back on the bus than it does to buy one!

However, with so many instructors saying they don’t have enough work, it makes you wonder why. One argument is that there are too many instructors, but I’m not convinced about that. Although there was a rush on people becoming instructors a few years ago, that hasn’t been the case for the last couple. To be honest, I never saw any effect on my own workload – it goes up and down throughout the year without any real predictability, but it’s always sufficient. Sometimes there’s a low in summer (and sometimes not), sometimes its at Christmas (and sometimes not, as this year has shown), sometimes it’s with the students coming back or going home (and sometimes not)…

In any case, with the recession, this industry had better get ready for another rush of people trying to become instructors.

Hell For Weather!

Although we’ve not had the New Ice Age some forecasters predicted (i.e. guessed at) this winter, we’ve certainly had some extreme weather recently.

Driving in Rain and Gales - and no, I didn't take this whilst driving!On my way to a lesson this morning on an exposed road, the gusts of wind were shifting the car quite noticeably. There were branches in the road, and then it got very dark and rained particularly heavily – unusual in high winds – to the extent that it was justifiable to use fog lights. Visibility was compromised that much.

On that first lesson, traffic flow was affected by at least two fallen trees – not blocking roads, but certainly forcing vehicle to deviate to avoid them.

The funny thing is, dark-coloured cars are a bit easier to keep clean than lighter ones, which is why I prefer them. And mine wasn’t that mucky to start with. But even so, after being virtually sandblasted on the offside by that torrential downpour in the strong gale, there was a noticeable difference, with the nearside looking pretty grotty.

And I only took it through the Tigerwash on Monday.

Test Pass: 3/1/2012

Tick!Well, that’s a proper good start to the year now – well done, Jack, who passed today first time with 11 driver faults.

We had a laugh last night on his final lesson, when he mentioned that the only thing he’d not miss about lessons was my car because it made his back ache. We then made the miraculous discovery that you can move it so it’s more comfortable!

It seems that all this time, when he’s been going through the cockpit routine at the start of a lesson, he hadn’t bothered to change the rake of the seat. To be fair, it was only after we moved to 2 hour lessons on the run up to his test he noticed the pain, and he did know about the rake really – just too bloody lazy to do anything about it!

A good result, though. Hopefully, this heralds a similar start to the year as the one I had in 2011, with a string of mainly first time passes.

Cocky Young Drivers A Risk

This article in Luton Today cites an IAM report, which claims that 60% of new, young, male drivers think they’re more skilful than the average road user (it’s only 32% of young females who think the same way – which is still pretty high).

Chav AttitudeIn spite of being twice as likely to be killed or seriously injured than anyone else, and in spite of being only 8% of all licence holders, they account for 30% of all “occupant fatalities”.

It is also pointed out that this group is more likely to take post-test training if there are financial incentives. In other words, if someone else pays for it, and if they get reduced insurance as a result.

I agree wholeheartedly with the statement that  young males suffer from overconfidence and inexperience – and that these traits together are a very bad combination. But I have my reservations over further training being the Magic Pill which will resolve all problems.

Young people who drive dangerously drive that way they do because they want to.

They will not have been taught to do it, and they know they shouldn’t Heck, it isn’t rocket science to realise that doing 50mph in a 30mph zone is illegal, or that doing 70mph on a country lane in the dark when you can’t see what’s coming up is idiotic – someone who can’t figure that out shouldn’t be allowed out without a leash!

Additional training is useful but it can, at best, only provide extra tools that might – just might – prevent them from killing themselves when they drive stupidly and get in a mess.

But it won’t prevent them driving stupidly in the first place.

Trying to lay the blame on the training they received up to their tests is on the hidden agenda certain organisations keep pushing.

A Good Start!

Sad Smiley FaceWell, almost – I did a few lessons yesterday, as well.

My first pupil of the day was a no-show. I texted, phoned (answerphone), rang the bell (heard the tinkle), and waited for 20 minutes.

Still, at least they’ve paid me for a block of lessons.

Mind you, I’m a soft touch when it comes to charging for cancellations, and if they have a legitimate reason then I may well waive my terms & conditions policy on the matter. After all, teaching them for around 40 hours with one cock-up is more cost-effective than upsetting them and having them leave.

Most Annoying Advert of 2012: Weight Watchers

This an very old article.

I think we might have the annual winner here. It’s only 1 January 2012, and already there is an advert that has to rate as the most annoying in the universe – and that’s likely to be against some pretty stiff competition.

Weight Loss Programme CartoonI’d read about it a couple of weeks ago, but didn’t give it much thought at the time. However, having just been snared by an ad break on ITV 4, they ran the damned thing.

The frequency and duration of ad breaks has been ramped up recently, and let me assure you that at over three minutes, this one is bloody long.

It’s by Weight Watchers. I didn’t realise I’d been snagged until my brain started asking “hey, what’s that annoying crap you’re listening to?” At that point I turned around and started to watch it to find out what it was. And I watched. And I watched. Then I wondered if I’d flipped channels by mistake. Then I watched some more, considered ripping the TV off the wall, then watched still more. It wasn’t until right at the end that I found out what  was going on and remembered reading about it.

It’s a straight rip-off of Jessie J in style (it’s being released as a song), except that it’s even more crap!

Fortunately – and I hope I’m right, after re-reading the Daily Mail article – they’re only playing it once, and that’s between 6.30pm and 7pm today. So I’ve already had my dose, in much the same way that I had a cold for a few days over Christmas.

However, in the next ad break there was another Weight Watchers one with interviews and behind-the-scenes shots, and that bloody song playing in the background.  So it’s more like a lingering disease than a cold.

EDIT: You can watch it here (thankfully, now a dead link).